Chapter 74
Chapter 11 The helplessness of the Sand Monk to Pig Eight Rings (free of this chapter)
The sharpness and Shen Yan, Xia Qi, and Xiaoyunzi were doing the market inspection of future fortunes in Yingbin Street in Longjiang City.
"Uh ... the earth is round? It's the earth! Sister Feng! Sister Furong! Isn't that the lord celebrities on the planet for decades!" This old man said that all the words on the earth, is it the same accident as herself. People who cross here? Thinking of this, sharply followed the sound and gradually approached. With the closer, I saw it under a high wall, a beard full of bearded, loosened with Ling 'chaotic', lazily dispersed, and she was lazy. , Laureate the sun leisurely.
This sloppy old man saw sharply from the seam of the sun that could not be opened by the sun. We are destined, Sister Feng cried, Sister Furong was in trouble, and my brother only hoped that the fate came early.
"Old man, why is the ground round? Do you know Sister Feng and Sister Furong?" Saishanti walked in front of the old man, leaned down and whispered, "Are you a pig brother?"
The old man did not earn his eyes when he heard the sharp question, and he hummed: "Where does the kids come from? Why are there so many boring questions?"
"Uh ... old man, what are you talking about? Hurry up and talk back." He said with a calmness behind the sharp body.
Seeing this sharply, he squatted and looked back at Shen Yan, and then poured with 'sex' son: "Old man, these questions are important to me, tell me?"
"There are fate!" The old man suddenly pushed a yellow -paired book in his hand to the sharp arms of squatting in front of him, and then stood up and stood up, turned to himself: "Oh, I'm going! "
After the old man finished speaking, he saw that he moved, leaving only a shadow, lost the trace, and the sharp and others looked around, and there was still the shadow of the old man.
"Ah ... I 'fuck', a master!" Shen Yan opened his mouth with a shocked mouth, his face looked incredible.
"My master is a pig Bajie? Isn't that a murderer on the earth? Do you have no popular novels when you see it? I have a eyes dripping ..." One person, the sharpness of the squatting body was completely 'thunder "at this time, sitting on the ground at once.
When Xia Qi and Xiaoyunzi talked in Pharaoh, they often heard this kind of god and man who came without shadows, but listening and seeing can be two -cooked things. Xiaoyunzi, who was awake first, stuttered. Pulling the sharp way to sit on the ground: "Big ... big ... big brother, hurry up ... see, see, this ... what is the old fairy give you?"
"Yes, take a look?" Xia Qi also asked in a hurry.
Xiao Yunzi pulled the sharpness of the left and right swaying ‘uh’, and gradually recovered the soberness. He quickly held the yellow lines in his hand in his hand. Shen Yan and Xia Qi, Xiaoyunzi quickly came over.
"Uh, why is there no name for martial arts cheats on the yellow book skin? Unlike the TV performance!" Sharply looked at the blank and yellow book skin, and then opened the first page. At first sight, I saw above. The content of the content, the sharp "'"'s throat screamed, and stood up and cursed:" I' fuck ', the pig head ball, what about me? Is there a fucking like this? ! ""
"Oh, my God!" Shen Mang, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi were startled by the sharp sudden madness.
"Boss, what is written here? Why haven't I seen such words before?" Xia Qi asked as she looked at the words she didn't recognize on the page that was opened sharply in her hand.
"Ri, you'd be damned if we knew each other." He gave Xia Qi a sharp look.
Sharp felt depressed at the moment. The words on the first page were actually Chinese characters from the Earth. What was even more annoying was that these Chinese characters actually read "Don't die, just practice!" in eight big characters.
At this time, Sharp, who was completely entangled, turned to the second page with trembling fingers. He saw the four Chinese characters "Chasing the stars and chasing the moon" written on it. He didn't read the content in detail, so he turned to the second page again. Next page, turn to the fourth page, which is the last page. It is full of content related to "Chasing the Stars and Chasing the Moon". I didn't bother to take a closer look, and yelled sharply: "Holy shit, what the hell is this?" ?Damn, what is this all about?" Sharp's heart was filled with pain, trouble, and confusion. Sharp was so shocked and angry that it took a lot of effort to slowly calm down. When he saw Shen When Ma, Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi looked confused, they said angrily: "What are you looking at? Then go shopping."
Although everyone had questions, no one dared to speak after seeing Sharp's twisted, red facial expression.
At this time, the sloppy old man who had just presented the book to Sharp was standing in the sky above the Dragon Continent. He suddenly transformed into a simple-looking Sha Seng with a red beard, a dark green face, and he was staring at Zhu Bajie, who was standing side by side. Looking below, you can have a panoramic view of the sharp and crazy scene.
"Hehehe, these words you taught me, Second Senior Brother, really work. Second Senior Brother is indeed smarter than me." Sha Seng scratched his loose hair on both sides and said to Zhu Bajie in a naive manner.
"Hahaha, don't you look at who I am? He's a little guy. With this ability to escape, this guy probably won't die!" Zhu Bajie said with a confident expression.
"Second Senior Brother, why do I feel that this boy has the same personality as you? Why do you..." Sha Seng was interrupted by Zhu Bajie before he could finish his words.
"Brother, there's nothing I can do about it," Zhu Bajie said as soon as he heard Sha Seng started chattering incessantly again.
"Then who are you blaming? Who asked you to peek at Fairy Chang'e taking a bath, and asked me to keep an eye on you? I never thought that Erlang Shen would catch us and banish us to this lower realm to guard the galaxy, and also seal us. Without our magic power of transformation, why do you think we are doing this?" Sha Monk shook his head helplessly.
"Then the Jade Emperor accepts our magic power of transformation, isn't it because he is afraid that we will transform into handsome figures and secretly leave our jobs to go to the mortal world to enjoy it? Thanks to my cleverness, please teach us the magic power of transformation, brother can I have been cool for hundreds of years, hehe..." At this point, Zhu Bajie's eyes only flashed with lust.
"Isn't this great? But you are so meddlesome that you brought this kid into my galaxy. Alas..." Sha Seng sighed naively.
"Brother, do you want to be troublesome? The transformation spell that the monkey gave me was actually the spoken words of such a silly boy in the Milky Way galaxy that I was on duty. I am so unlucky! On the first day I took office, I was transformed by this boy. I have had eighteen reincarnations." At this point, Zhu Bajie seemed to be suspicious again, and thought to himself: "Is this all arranged deliberately by the monkey? Otherwise, how could there be such a coincidence?"
Everything is destined to be everywhere. Is it really a coincidence all this?
"Oh, it's really a clever enough." The monk looked at the Dragon Continent below.
"If you say that if I become a little beautiful, when I am making my sister, I will be changed by the oral language of this guy.
Arrange him to your vertical galaxy. Anyway, there are tens of thousands of years. There is no magic in the "Sao" to disturb the mortal world.
There are a lot of beautiful girls' underworld status! "Zhu Bajie bit his fingers, looking for a very longing look.
"Well, it's been so many years. Brother, you are still like this. You are equivalent to destroying the normal order of the lower boundary, and you are not afraid of King Yan Luo to sue the royal style?" Sand Seng reminded Zhu Bajie.
"So, I'll come to you to communicate with you. He can't get an accident on your side. With this small skill, he can protect himself.
It won't be over to pick him back. "Zhu Bajie felt that his arrangement was perfect, and he couldn't help but ask himself:" Brother Sand, is my brother very smart? "
"Uh ..." The monk was speechless, and he was on the thief boat of these two brothers again.
It turned out that the pig Bajie last time was a lie to the sharp saying. The real reason for the real lower realm was to peek at Chang'e's bath and was punished. If the conversation between the two was heard sharply, it would be completely angry.
On Yingbin Avenue, the sharp group who continued to do market inspections recovered the cheerful atmosphere at the beginning.
Damn.
"Boss, I want this, take the money!" Xia Qi pointed at a small ornament on a booth next to him, asking for money from sharp.
With Xia Qi's fingers, when looking at what was referred to, his eyes lit up and asked, "Do you like this kind of thing?"
"What is this, such a good thing, that girl doesn't like it!" Xia Qi urged sharply: "Hurry up, hurry up!"
"Oh, this lady is so good, this is a new product that came in from 'Xiangweiju', you smell this aroma, and it is not scattered."
When you come to the door with business, hurry up to Xia Qi, who stands in front of her stall, selling her products.
"Second brother, what is this kind of thing called?" Sharply pressed the excitement and asked Shen Yan who was standing around.
Shen Yan heard sharp questions, and was surprised as if looking at monsters. He looked up and down, and said: "I said big brother, no wonder the three girls say you, you say you, why do you even know that this is not known?
What? "
Chapter completed!