Chapter 203 The First Door in the World(2/2)
"Young man, I don't want to do your business. I chased you half a street just to give you a warning.
You have committed a sinister crime today, so let go of seeking revenge. Every injustice has its own owner, and every debt has its own owner, and the cycles of heaven and earth have their destiny, so don’t rush this moment!"
Li Banfeng looked at the old man for a long time, took out a hundred Huan notes from his pocket and stuffed it into the old man's hand.
The old man sighed: "Young man, I accepted the money. I can see from your face that you have a kind heart. I will teach you another trick."
You stay in the city for one night, and don't go out of the city. Wait until tomorrow and come back to see my face, and I will teach you how to deal with it then."
After saying that, the old man left.
Sun Tiecheng was so anxious that he stamped his feet: "Master, why have you been fooled again?"
Li Banfeng thought for a long time and said, "What he said is indeed accurate."
"Let's not waste time here. I'll take you to Tieyang Mountain as soon as possible."
Li Banfeng waved his hand and said, "I won't go up the mountain tonight. I'll stay in the city for one night and we'll talk about it tomorrow."
"Do you really believe what he said? I don't live here!" Sun Tiecheng shook his head and said, "Master, I have said it all. If you leave the city and go south tomorrow, you will see Tieyang Mountain."
Li Banfeng gave Sun Tiecheng another twenty oceans, fifty oceans before and after, as a reward.
Sun Tiecheng pursed his lips: "Sir, you are a good person. If you insist on living in the city, I will take you to Youlai Inn. That inn is not a lie."
Li Banfeng followed Sun Tiecheng to the inn. The innkeeper had a green light on his face. He was not from the earthly world, but the price was fair. There was a single room for eighty-one nights.
That night, Li Banfeng stayed at the inn.
Not long after Li Banfeng settled in, the shopkeeper looked at the waiter beside him and ordered: "Go to the backyard, call the brothers, hurry up and start the banquet!"
The waiter whispered: "Let's start the banquet now? Let's wait until he falls asleep."
The shopkeeper said angrily: "Bah! You asked me to wait, and then you did it yourself and ate it while it was hot. Do you think I can't see your little thoughts?"
"Shopkeeper, what are you talking about? I'm thinking about you, wait until he falls asleep before doing anything, so that we can be safe."
"Stop talking nonsense and call someone quickly!"
The waiter went to the backyard with a reluctant look on his face, and was about to call the handyman, long-term laborer, and cook.
Unexpectedly, these people had sharpened their knives and were ready to climb through the window.
The waiter said angrily: "You guys are so arrogant. Without the boss's instructions, you just plan to steal the news without following any rules!"
The cook covered the waiter's mouth: "What are you yelling about? We are worried that the boy is cheating, so we will let the shopkeeper find the way first."
The waiter pushed the cook aside, waved his hand and said, "Follow me to the lobby. The shopkeeper is waiting, let's do it together."
When we went to the lobby, everyone looked around, but they didn't see the shopkeeper.
The busboy asked: "Where is the shopkeeper?"
The waiter shook his head and said, "I don't know, he asked me to come."
The day laborer was so angry that he stamped his feet: "This old guy, he sent you away to eat alone!"
Everyone rushed directly to the second floor and arrived in front of Li Banfeng's door, only to find that the door was not open.
The shopkeeper didn't come?
The cook smiled and said, "Just in time, let's start first."
The day laborer kicked in the door and held the person down first.
The servant took the big quilt and covered the person again.
The waiter ordered: "Chop!"
The cook stepped forward and made a chop.
The shopkeeper cried out in pain: "Why the hell are you chopping me up?"
The handyman opened the quilt and found that it belonged to the shopkeeper.
The waiter looked surprised: "Shopkeeper, why did you come up first? Didn't we agree that we should come up together?"
The shopkeeper's face didn't change: "I came up first to explore the way for you. Which bastard just chopped me up?"
The day laborer pointed at the cook and said, "It's her! The knife is still in her hand!"
The cook argued: "My knife can only chop living people, not yin people. Even if it chops yin people, it won't hurt."
"It doesn't hurt? Are you lying? I'm not made of flesh." The shopkeeper rubbed his back for a long time, "I won't hurt you. I'll chop you up and try it!"
The shopkeeper wanted to chop up the cook, but the waiter said: "Shopkeeper, where have the guests gone?"
The shopkeeper held the knife and thought for a long time.
No one has been seen since he entered the door. Where has this person gone?
…
Li Banfeng didn't go anywhere. He put the key on the beam and stayed in his home.
He held two plasters in his hand and sat in front of the record player in a daze.
"Hey, sir, what are you holding in your hand? It's slimy and disgusting."
Li Banfeng said: "I bought it on the street to treat leg pain."
"Ms. sir, does your leg hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Use this thing to treat?" The record player couldn't believe it. "Mr., you are a little crazy sometimes, but you are a smart person after all. How could you fall into the trap of picking someone's skin?"
"Not only did I fall for skin picking, but I also fell for Kinmen picking. It didn't cost me much, and I'm not short of money either." Li Banfeng threw the plaster aside.
He is indeed not short of money, but now he is short of IQ.
Li Banfeng looked at the record player and said slowly: "Madam, I don't know what's wrong with me. Ever since I entered the city, my brain has been hard to use. I believe whatever others say."
"What city did you enter?"
"Fisherman's City."
"From the old soil?"
Li Banfeng nodded and said: "It's from the old land. I thought there were many fishermen here, but who knew there were so many scammers."
"Hey sir, this is not a fisherman's fish, this is a fool's fool. You entered the City of Fools and met a fool!"
"Foolish cultivator? Is there still this Taoist sect? Is this Taoist sect so powerful?"
"My lord, Yuxiu was once the number one sect in the world. No one at the same level can rival them."
PS: Is the number one sect in the world a foolish cultivator?
Any other Taoist uniforms?
Chapter completed!