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Chapter 91 Tiger’s Elegant Cat Mama?! (4K words)(1/2)

Chapter 92 The Elegance of the Tiger·Mama the Cat?! (4K words)

Lu Yuan was silent, quietly watching the performance of his "comrades in arms".

The "comrade" seemed a little embarrassed and explained: "It feels good to be able to speak, have a body, and be able to move."

It started scratching again, and various parts fell to the ground again.

Lu Yuan:……

What's going on with this guy?

He cleared his throat: "Who are you?"

"I am... da da..."

Lu Yuan picked up the wire-like thing, connected it back, and then held it down to prevent it from scratching.

"I am an artificial intelligence. As for who I am...I...have no name."

"My goal is to defeat the 'devil' until the day I die."

"So you're a robot?"

"According to the standards set by ordinary civilization, it is like this, but it is not a robot in the pure sense. My superpowers are King Kong and adsorption... As for this language, it comes with the speaker, not my ability."

"King Kong is a divine skill that makes me difficult to destroy."

"Adsorption is also a divine skill, which allows me to be permanently attached to the target of attack. It will never be able to get rid of me. So, I entangled that terrible demon."

Lu Yuan's cerebral cortex became highly active.

A talking, intelligent robot. Although it is not a girl, it can talk!

You can talk!

You can talk!!!

How long has it been since he had no one to talk to?

All of a sudden, my mind became more active.

But his expression remained tense, soothing his heart that was about to jump out of his throat, and looking for loopholes in the other person's words: "I see, but can artificial intelligence also use superpowers?"

"As far as I know, the source of superpowers is psychic energy. Do machines also have minds?"

The small ball rolled on the ground: "Is this important, comrade?"

Lu Yuan said seriously: "Of course it is important... You destroyed my precious instrument. According to the laws of my civilization, you have committed the crime of theft and are already a prisoner of my civilization."

The pile of cat-shaped parts shook wildly, as if trying to escape.

Lu Yuan straightened his body: "Well, as long as you tell me the answer, this speaker will be given to you, and I won't hold you responsible for destroying my baby. It's a reasonable deal, right?"

The cat-shaped garbage was silent for a moment and replied: "My intelligence core comes from part of the brain of the strongest warrior of my civilization. It is a biological brain formed after silicon-based transformation through mechanical neural network, so it is between life and non-life.

.”

"So I can use my abilities during my lifetime, but I can't practice or evolve."

Biological brain, what a noble term, it is indeed a civilization that can fight against "demons".

"That warrior's name?"

The cat-shaped garbage said: "The Elegance of the Tiger·The God of War of the Empire·The Newborn Dongxi·The Extraordinary Caregiver·The Billionaire·Member of the High Council·Cat Mama."

"Wha...what?" Lu Yuan was confused by the name. He could only understand that it was a translation problem.

"Following my civilized etiquette and adding your own honors to the front can help build your image the fastest."

"Warrior, your name and honor?"

Lu Yuan was silent for a long time, then solemnly said: "Era Pioneer, Demon Hunter, Humanity's 18th Civilization, the Supreme and Only Eternal Leader, Worth Countless, Lu Yuan."

"Hello, the highest and only eternal leader of the 18th civilization of mankind." The cat-shaped garbage trembled crazily, twitching like an epilepsy, and the metals made a "clang, clink, clink, clink" sound.

The supreme and only eternal leader? That’s pretty awesome!

"Just call me Lu Yuan, no need to be polite. Can you please restrain yourself? Why do you keep convulsing?" Lu Yuan couldn't hold himself tight.

The cat-shaped garbage twitched while saying: "My current behavior pattern has followed that warrior. The tickling action will bring a feeling of 'I am still alive', which can be understood as an AI defect."

"I haven't scratched my itch for a long time. The AI ​​defects have accumulated for too long, so I have to make up for it in one go. It will take about 1.2 years of twitching."

???

Lu Yuan's mind was filled with questions.

"My current form is a smaller version of that warrior."

"The Elegance of the Tiger and Mama the Cat are at least three or four meters in length. They are very strong warriors."

So it’s a tiger warrior? Also called Cat Mama?

"Okay, I roughly understand. So what is the extraordinary level of that warrior?" Lu Yuan wanted to know about the combat power of past civilizations.

"I don't remember, most of the database has been damaged. But the demons at that time seemed much stronger than now... What... what is the name of this suppressed demon?!"

Lu Yuan fell silent and said, "It's called defecation."

"It turns out it's called poop... I remembered it. It's true. I'm a little impressed!" The cat-shaped garbage made a look of realization, "We actually defeated the demon of poop!"

"Comrade, we really won! I still can't believe it now, really, comrade!"

Lu Yuan couldn't help shaking his body, and instinctively wanted to cover his eyes, but he was afraid of affecting his own image, so he forcibly lowered his hand that was raised in the air.

What level of artificial intelligence is this?

What am I talking to?

Is it crazy, or am I crazy?

How should I spend the rest of my life?

"Then what do you remember? The database was cleared?" He pursed his lips and straightened his body, which made him look like a serious leader in the company.

"I still remember... Warrior, did you mate today?" The cat-shaped garbage dump said a strange sentence.

"Wha...what?" Lu Yuan tried his best to maintain a dignified appearance.

The cat-shaped garbage shook twice: "In my civilization, there are 182 genders. When different genders meet, mating is a social etiquette, as simple as eating and drinking."

"So this sentence is a polite greeting... and it is also the most profound thing in my memory."

I see……

Lu Yuan exhaled a breath of turbid air in his chest and said seriously: "Of course I will mate with such a powerful warrior."

Cat Junk trembled: "That's good, comrade, I'm very happy because I didn't mate... With its huge reproductive capacity, has our civilization conquered Pangea? By the way, what is my civilization? Now it's the third

What era?"

Lu Yuan turned his head and looked into the distance.

Good guy, really good guy.

These few words almost knocked him down.

He walked over and patted the cat-shaped garbage gently: "Comrade, if you are sad, don't keep it in your heart, you can tell me."

Cat-shaped garbage: "I have no emotions, I'm just a robot. Comrade, tell the truth."

Lu Yuandao: "It's already the ninth era... It's almost the eighth month of the ninth era. Do you understand what this means? Your civilization is definitely not the ninth era, right?"

The cat-shaped garbage trembled suddenly, and then all the parts collapsed, and it fell into silence for a long time.

Finally, it let out a sad "Meow~~!!"

This resentful wail makes those who hear it sad and those who listen to it shed tears.

The old wolf was startled and roared with bared teeth: "Ouch! Ouch!"

This scene is indeed pitiful.

Civilization is gone, and only a brainless artificial intelligence exists in the world, fighting the terrifying demon until the last moment... If Lu Yuan hadn't taken action, it would have continued to fight.

"Lu Yuan, I just violated the laws of robots, and my thinking malfunctioned. So my system was reset, I'm sorry." The cat-shaped garbage said a strange sentence again.

It may also be this protective mechanism that allows it to endure everything, stick to the "devil" and keep making "ta-da-da" notification sounds.

So, Lu Yuan, who was shocked, hugged the cat-shaped trash affectionately once again.

"It doesn't matter."

"Comrade... you seem to be very sad."

Lu Yuan spoke the truth: "Actually, I don't have a mate."

"How pitiful." The cat-shaped trash said sadly, "If you are sad, don't keep it in your heart, you can tell me. After all, we are comrades in arms."

Lu Yuan always felt that this sentence seemed a bit familiar.

Then he slapped his forehead, isn't this what I just said?

Damn it, I can't sympathize with this guy for nothing, his morals really can't be too high.
To be continued...
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