"ha..."

"ha..."

Give it a good shake.

"..."

"On May 31st, it's time to write a diary again. There's nothing more to say, I hate the dormitory! At the same time, I've already written it down in my notebook. I hesitated for a moment among the number three people in my notebook, and decided to just write down the dormitory supervisor.

Remembered behind Lao Wang and Lao Yang.

Also, I was two minutes late this morning and did 300 squats. You said my legs are broken, can I ask for leave?"

Su Mu, who was sitting in front of the table and writing this, put down his pen and gently patted his calf, which he didn't have to pretend to be, because it was really sore.

Forget it, the training for the theme song will start tomorrow. I heard that in addition to everyone's scoring performance, the theme song seems to have a big stage for all the students.

You have to leave by yourself, you have to mix by mixing, but you can't affect other students' stage.

You still have to work hard for other people’s dreams.

Learn the theme song first.

At worst, when the instructor comes to grade based on the theme song later, you can just pretend that you don't know how to do it.

Anyway, after the theme song, it’s basically just a commercial performance.

After working hard for a while, the list of people to be eliminated in the first round will be announced. This will definitely be the last time I work hard for other people's dreams.

In a month at most, I will leave this nightmare place.

Not to mention that Su Mu described this place as a nightmare, even yesterday he didn't think it was a nightmare. On the contrary, despite the exhausting training, some people and certain things in the camp were quite fun.

It's like there is a rap kid who keeps talking in a certain local dialect in their Yunzhou region. It's really funny. Listening to him speak all day long can make you laugh for a while, especially the crappy European spoken language, which makes people laugh from the bottom of their hearts.

They also used the dialects from a certain place in their Yunzhou region that were particularly easy to mislead others and exported them to these out-of-state students like crazy.

Output to the out-of-state guy whom he tricked into singing rap in Yi Gong, whose singing can make your ears pregnant and make you look very high-end.

As a result, Su Mu was just a bystander for a day, watching the daily life of these talents, and he was in a good mood.

But today...

changed.

I was fined 300 squats.

The late ones all did it, so he did it too.

I'm so tired that I no longer enjoy my daily routine.

What a nightmare.

The more he thought about it, the more Su Mu gritted his teeth at this moment.

Then he took out the small notebook he had put down just now, and moved the ranking of today's dormitory manager one place above Director Yang's, second only to Lao Wang.

After rewriting the small notebook, I still feel uneasy.

When I chatted with Hanhua at night, I complained even more about Sister Hanhua:

"Hanhua, this is really a problem. If you don't fall in love even once at such an old age, you either have a problem in your heart or you are just a jerk. That's it."

"In this way, when you go back, introduce a few beautiful girls to your sister. Maybe your sister will be happy and agree to you engaging in this career without you having to resist."

"Really? Is this okay?"

Hanhua's voice is still so naive, but very sincere.

Su Mu liked this kind of sincerity, and nodded decisively, with a serious look on his face: "Absolutely, I can find more girlfriends for your sister. If you don't have enough, I will introduce your sister to young ladies from our unit, civil servants, five

All insurance and money are included, and she looks sweet..."

Hearing this, Hanhua was silent for a while, blinked his big eyes, and said shyly: "Brother Mu... what, my dad also asked me to take my girlfriend back early...

"

"Ah? You also want me to introduce you to a girlfriend?"

Good guys, one sister and one brother, bringing two girlfriends back at the same time, can your father's heart bear it...

Han Hua thought for a while, then blushed slightly and nodded: "Well... Brother Mu, I... I have never been in love. When I went to the toilet a few days ago, Liu Shuai and others said that his girlfriend was very good and she was in good health.

She has a delicate body and is easily pushed down. How can she be said to be like a god..."

As he spoke, Hanhua's voice gradually became quieter.

Su Mu opened his mouth several times and hesitated for a while before he said: "Hanhua, what's that? Listen to me and don't go to the toilet with Liu Shuai and the others next time. They... have a problem."

"ah."

"Did they...did they lie to me?"

Hanhua opened his eyes, full of curiosity.

Su Mu couldn't help but sigh, this boy was really well disciplined by his sister and he was too innocent.

After thinking about it seriously, Su Mu, who is both a straight man but doesn't know it, has been single for two whole lives, and calls himself a lover after watching some short videos, I understand, I sat back on my bed clearly, and

Let’s start with a few words of instruction:

"Not in some aspects, like gods or something like that..."

"Uh-huh."

"But just like a delicate body and a weak body, it is easy to dismiss the wrong thing, and there may also be a strong body and strong desire..."

Hanhua blinked, thoughtfully.

"Then, what kind of girlfriend is so good...it depends on the beholder."

Su Mu continued.

But looking at Han Hua's confused look, he thought for a moment and then said, "For example, pretend I am your girlfriend."

Hanhua nodded quickly.

Su Mu: "Are you wrong?"

Hanhua: "Ah?"

Su Mu: "Am I wrong to ask you?"

Hanhua: "I...was wrong?"

Su Mu: "Then where did you go wrong?"

Hanhua: "I..."

Su Mu: "You're actually starting to hesitate!"

Su Mu: "You don't love me anymore!"

Hanhua: "I...I did everything wrong?"

Su Mu: "Haha, you are perfunctory."

Hanhua: "I...I didn't."

Su Mu: "You have it, you have it."

Hanhua was at a loss as to what to say.

Su Mu is addicted and he is still acting.

"Okay, look, you don't love me anymore, you're silent, you've stopped coaxing me, let's break up!"

"..."

"how do you feel?"

"..."

"Girlfriend...she looks so scary."

After the simulated conversation, Su Mu looked disappointed. His original expectations had turned into bubbles, and the corners of his mouth were slightly lowered. He was a little unhappy and naive, but he still encouraged him: "Of course, girlfriends are not all like this.

There are a large number of girls who don’t have these habits.”

"Really?"

Looking at Han Hua who quickly raised his head with some expectation in his eyes, Su Mu not only sighed, this child has reached the age and it is time for people of the opposite sex to want to attract each other.

"real."

"And, come on, your brother Mu will teach you some knowledge."

"Although you should never do anything to girls, you can't just spoil them."

"Come on, ask me like you just did."

"Ah? Are you wrong...?"

"Oh, break up!"
To be continued...