Chapter 309 I admire fat people(1/2)
"Asshole dad..."
Olga tugged on her father's sleeve, pointed at the flying bird walking in front, and said without concealment.
"People think he is a bad guy. Pure gold is a treasure that can buy the whole world. He actually wants to take this treasure for himself. He is really greedy.
However, people are also very greedy.
Those treasures obviously belong to other people..."
Boom!
Asuka stretched out his finger and flicked Olga's brain.
This unlucky kid didn't shy away from the person involved when he spoke.
After glancing at Olga who was grinning in pain, Asuka raised his head to look at Miskina Asier and said.
"I really don't know how you scientists have grown your brains, but you can actually make something like pure gold. Some time ago, I heard from people in this department that there was a mad scientist who removed his own brain...
"
"well!"
Asier sighed, stretched out his hand to caress Olga's head lovingly, and whispered.
“This is also something that can’t be helped.
Pure gold... It is something that should not appear in the world, but I can't help it. There is no way to cure Olga's disease, so I can only rely on pure gold to suppress it.
As a result, Olga’s mother was also killed by pirates because of pure gold.”
"Eh?"
Olga pointed to her nose, looked at her father in surprise, and said doubtfully.
"Am I sick?"
"You are seriously ill!"
"You are the one who is seriously ill!"
...
Asier looked at the two people who were arguing again and stretched out his fingers to rub his throbbing temples. The two guys had been arguing all the way.
"Olga actually has South China Sea Emperor Fever, which is an incurable disease."
Listening to Asier's depressed voice, Asuka grabbed Olga's neck, lifted the little loli in front of him, and began to look up and down.
"Don't keep staring at people!"
Looking at Olga who was protecting her chest with both hands, the corners of Asuka's mouth couldn't help but twitch twice. Then he threw Olga onto Asier and spoke slowly.
"Isn't it just an incurable disease... I know an old man who specializes in dealing with all kinds of terminal illnesses. Let me ask you."
With that said, Asuka took out the phone bug from his arms and skillfully called Kurokas.
Porcupine, porcupine, porcupine...
Pacha...
"Is it Kurokas?"
"no."
"Kulokas, I have a terminally ill patient here and I need your help to diagnose him."
Hearing this, Kurokas couldn't hold his breath in his chest until he died.
Then, he picked up the microphone and roared at the birds.
"You know it's me, why do you still ask such nonsense?"
"I'm counting the words!"
Snapped!
Kurokas slapped his forehead with his right hand and said nothing, so as not to let the opposite navy's trick succeed.
"I have a little one here. She has a terminal disease. That terminal disease is called...called...called..."
The flying bird suddenly got stuck, turned to look at Asier beside him, and asked in a low voice.
"Acière, what is the name of your daughter's terminal illness?"
"South China Sea Emperor Fever."
"Oh~"
Asuka looked like he just remembered it and continued.
"That terminal disease is called Nanhai Emperor Fever. When you hear the name, it sounds like a disease of wealth."
Hearing the words [South China Sea Emperor Fever], Kurokas closed his eyes and began to search for the names of terminal diseases in his mind.
Then...
boom!
Kurokas slapped his big hand on the table, leaving a slap mark on the solid wood table, then he picked up the phone and gritted his teeth.
"Kid, are you entertaining the elderly?"
"Is this a terminal illness?"
"Well..."
Feiniao listened to the old man's roar, then turned to look at Asier beside him, who looked in pain, and said with a somewhat uncertain tone.
"probably..."
"It's a fart..."
Listening to the roar of Kurokas coming from the mouth of the phone bug, Asuka picked his ears and looked at Asier who came back to his senses with a confused look on his face.
"For [South China Sea Emperor Fever], specific medicines have been developed for more than a hundred years.
This thing is just like a cold or a fever. You can just find a clinic and get a shot. Don't entertain me with this terminal illness that has been conquered.
Every minute and every second of the elderly’s time is precious.”
Pacha!
Feiniao looked at the hung up phone and the corners of his eyes twitched slightly.
I seem to have been...victimized by that old man...
This old guy seems to miss Roger.
Thinking of this, Feiniao lowered his head and rubbed Olga's head vigorously, gritted his teeth and said.
"Kid, you have lived more than 200 years in vain. When you get out, I will take you to get acupuncture."
"don't want..."
Ah!
Seeing Olga hiding behind her father, Asuka folded his arms and chuckled, then he looked at Asier, whose expression had completely relaxed, and said with a smile.
"There is already a specific cure for the South China Sea Emperor's Fever. There is no need for you to let Olga wear a pure gold ring to restrict her growth in the future.
After all, children who never grow up can easily arouse suspicion."
"Hmm~"
Asier nodded and looked at Olga on his lap, his expression full of gentleness.
Wouldn't it be better to die in the outside world than in this hellish place... Olga has not seen the outside world for two hundred years...
Looking at Asier, who looked a little solemn, Feiniao reached out and patted his shoulder, comforting him.
"Everyone on the sea understands the [eternity] represented by pure gold.
Immortal things will indeed make the world crazy.
But you, father and daughter, don’t need to worry too much.
If you really want to talk about it, pure gold is not the only thing that can make people live forever, and you father and daughter are not really troublesome people.
As for me, I happen to know who the person with ripe fruit ability of this generation is. When the time comes, I will ask her to help you and your daughter ripen it.
After you two, father and daughter, look different, you can go anywhere to play.
Before that, I will find a safer place for you, and you will live there for a while to adapt to the world two hundred years from now."
With that said, Feiniao took out the phone bug from his pocket again and dialed another number skillfully.
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Hearing the sound of plow coming from the mouth of the phone bug, Feiniao glanced at the father and daughter and said directly.
"Lipa, help me make two pieces of identification, for father and daughter.
Give me the birthplace of the father and daughter in Windmill Village. Then you give the mayor of Windmill Village some money and ask him to draw a piece of land in the village.
To be continued...