Chapter 580 You know the education of a hammer(2/2)
Yun Buliu said secretly: "Just think that I can suppress her! I believe that when I reach her level, I will be able to suppress her easily. By then, whether it is round or flat, whether to kill or to stay, it will still matter.
Isn’t it me who has the final say? She must have doubts now, but she just doesn’t dare to take a gamble, so don’t show any flaws and just keep everything as usual.”
"Huh? Master, why did I fall asleep?"
Xiao Tianxiang looked confused when she woke up.
"I guess I'm tired from playing!" Yun Buliu said casually.
Xiao Tianxiang opened her big eyes and blinked, then curled her lips slightly, "I must have practiced too hard, so I am too tired. I haven't played for more than a month. How can I be tired from playing?"
Yun Buliu glanced at her and said with a smile, "Are you serious?"
Xiao Tianxiang pretended not to know and continued to blink, "What?"
Yun Buliu took the tea handed over by Xiao Xiangji and said with a smile: "Let me tell you a joke. There is a little girl who wakes up in the morning and meditates for half an hour. After breakfast, she plays with swans for half an hour, and then rides on a swan for another hour.
We fished up the river and swam in the lake, and finally rode the goose back to have lunch and take a rest after the meal.
hour, then read for half an hour, write for half an hour, and then ride a goose out for who knows what, and come back after dinner. After dinner, eat for an hour, write for another half hour, and finally meditate.
I went to bed for half an hour! Then she said that she practiced very hard!"
Poof...
Xiao Xiangji on the side couldn't hold it back. When Xiao Tianxiang looked at her with a pout, she quickly covered her mouth and said, "I'm not laughing at you, I'm not laughing at you..."
Clearly it is!
Xiao Tianxiang's little mouth pursed even more.
Yun Buliu sighed softly: "Let me give you an arithmetic problem! Let's calculate a year as three hundred and sixty-five days. There are twelve hours in a day. How many hours are there in a year?"
Xiao Tianxiang rolled her eyes, calculated quickly with her little fingers, and gave him an answer in the blink of an eye, "Four thousand three hundred and eighty hours!"
Yun Buliu nodded, "Well, one hour is calculated as two hours, and one hour is calculated as sixty minutes. How many hours and minutes are there in a year?"
"Eight thousand, seven hundred and sixty hours, five hundred and twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes."
"My mental arithmetic is good, but my head is good for melon seeds." Yun Buliu nodded and smiled.
Xiao Tianxiang smiled proudly and said: "Of course, I am the most famous little genius in Tianyan City and Tianhuo City. My grandfather and father both say that I am much better than my elder brother!"
Seeing her proud expression, Yun Buliu chuckled and said, "Your eldest brother is now a monk in the wilderness. Do you know how big the gap is between you and the monks in the wilderness now?"
Xiao Tianxiang waved her hand and said, "That's not a problem." "My eldest brother has been practicing for one hundred and fifty or sixty years. When I get to his age, I will definitely be better than him!"
Yun Buliu chuckled and said: "Don't brag too much. If you fail to surpass your eldest brother in the future, I will be embarrassed. Your eldest brother is the most accomplished among the students I have taught. Of course,
, I mean cultivation."
"Is the second tallest monkey the same?" Xiao Tianxiang asked curiously.
"Have you seen it?"
Xiao Tianxiang nodded, "Yeah, he and his elder brother have been to Tianyan City."
Yun Buliu coughed lightly and said, "Okay, let's get back to the business. Let me calculate for you how many hours you have practiced in a year, so that you can see how hard you work."
"How many hours do you rest a day?"
Xiao Tianxiang thought for a moment after hearing this, "Rest before the moon reaches the middle of the sky, and the dancing chicken starts dancing, well, it will take three and a half to four hours!"
"Then calculate it as three and a half hours, which is seven hours. How many days is it in a year?"
"One hundred and six days and a half."
"How many days do you have left in the year?"
"Two hundred and fifty-eight and a half days."
"There are fifty-two weeks in a year. I give you one day to play every week. That's fifty-two days. How much time did you spend playing with birds, geese, and fishes? Three to four hours is not unfair to you, right? I'll press three
Count in hours! How many days are here? Forty-five and a half days, how many days are left now?"
"..." Xiao Tianxiang: "One hundred and sixty-one days."
Yun Buliu continued: "Three meals a day, half an hour for each meal, a day is one and a half hours, how long is it in a year? Twenty-three days, you only have one hundred and thirty-eight days left."
Xiao Tianxiang: "..."
Seeing Xiao Tianxiang's stunned expression, Xiao Xiangji couldn't help covering her mouth and snickering.
Yun Buliu continued to lie, "You need to eat for half an hour after breakfast, an hour for lunch, and an hour for rest after dinner. How much time is this? Five hours, how many days in a year? Seventy-six days
, you only have sixty-two days left."
"After lunch class, you usually ride the big white goose out for a walk. Once you go there, you don't come back until dinner. How long does it take here? One hour a day is not unfair to you! It's been fifteen days here and you only have four left.
Seventeen days."
Yun Buliu continued: "Although you don't have winter and summer vacations, I have planned to give you one week every year to go home and reunite with your parents for the New Year."
There was no such thing as celebrating the New Year in this world, but after Yun Buliu came, gradually there were calendars and traditions of celebrating the New Year, such as the Chinese New Year, Mid-Autumn Festival, etc.
"There are only forty-two days left now!" Yun Buliu looked at her with disdain, "There are three hundred and sixty-five days in a year, and you have practiced for forty-two days, so you have the nerve to take two days off? How dare you?
You want to ask me for a week's leave? Do you think you can surpass your elder brother with your spiritual attitude?"
Xiao Tianxiang was dumbfounded by what Yun Buliu said, and finally said: "If I want to take a weekend off, doesn't it mean that I have never practiced at all? But this is wrong! I have obviously practiced!"
"That's because I only give you one day off a week! Otherwise, it means you are not practicing!"
"No, no, it's definitely not like this. Although I have fun, but..."
Yun Buliu shook his head and said: "Okay! Let's put it another way. How much time do you spend meditating a day, how much time do you spend writing books and reading?"
Xiao Tianxiang touched her chin and pondered for a moment, then gave Yun Buliu an answer, "Meditate, morning and evening for two hours, read for one hour, and write for two hours."
"Not counting meditating, I don't know if you were distracted when you were meditating. I paid attention when you were writing. You were lazy for at least forty minutes. When you had nothing to say to Xiao Xiangji, you just looked at those little birds.
Whistling, shouting from time to time, making hands and feet sore, Xiao Mao
When the balls and tigers come back, you still tease them from time to time. The same is true when you are reading. You will be distracted for at least twenty minutes. You can work hard for up to four hours a day. Even if you calculate it this way, you will be distracted for a year.
It’s just sixty days of hard work, isn’t that much?”
Well!
Xiao Tianxiang:(→_→)
"Your father sent you to me because he hopes not to waste your qualifications. Everyone says you are a genius. I also hope not to waste your talents. I don't want people to think that I have exhausted my talents and am no longer the genius."
The most powerful gentleman here. You are my first disciple, Yun Buliu. Your eldest brother originally had the opportunity to become my first disciple. But with your attitude towards cultivation, I..."
"Master, I was wrong. I won't ask for leave. I will work hard now!"
As if she felt ashamed, Xiao Tianxiang ran back to the house, took the book and sat in the flower room nearby and started reading.
As if she was afraid that Yun Buliu would say that she was just pretending, she also pronounced her voice deliberately, her tone was ups and downs, and quite rhythmic.
Seeing this, Xiao Xiangji couldn't help but snicker at Chaoyun Buliu.
Yun Buliu coughed lightly and said, "You supervise her for me, and I'll go do something else."
Yun Buliu returned to the floating island and was busy making talisman steel.
The technological system can provide theoretical knowledge, and the system intelligence can also assist him in doing it, but he needs to actually do it himself.
Although he can also use his clones to do this kind of thing, before the bottomless pit in his body cannot be completely filled, he will not waste it if he can.
Seeing Yun Buliu return to the floating island, Xiao Tianxiang turned around and stuck out her tongue towards Xiao Xiangji, looking so cute and innocent. Xiao Xiangji couldn't help laughing, "Be serious."
!If you do this again, Brother Yun will scold me later!"
"Sister Xiangji, I think there was something wrong with Master's previous calculation, but I couldn't figure out what the problem was. You must also think there is something wrong!"
Xiao Xiangji stretched out her finger and tapped her little head, "Please let me worry less! Your qualifications are much better than mine. If you waste it like this, let alone your master, I will feel bad after seeing it."
"But Sister Xiangji, it's really boring here! Although flying swords is fun and so is the goose, I don't know how long I need to practice if I want to fly with a sword."
"I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry..."
"Sister Xiangji, let's eat tofu puffs tonight! I want something sweet."
“It’s delicious when it’s salty!”
Chapter completed!