Ji Si stood on the high rooftop, not jumping but it was better than jumping.

He expected that surfing the Internet might be a trap, but he didn't expect that the trap would be so deep that even calling for help would get no response.

At around four o'clock in the morning, the most beautiful cabbage in his field was chatting like a teenager. He rewarded people from the left and raised eyebrows from the right. There were thousands of dragons and people, and it was very glamorous to be hired. It stirred up gossip like waves, broke a leg, and talked about Erlang.

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Comments from netizens were like locusts. As soon as the show started, they dominated the whole place. Attacked from both sides, they just asked who is on top?

Ji Si:......

Oh, when he knows how to roll up his sleeves and tie his wrists, after returning to the team, give him a few slaps!

Especially——

He knew that his teammates were very bad-tempered, but he didn't expect them to be able to "sow a seed in the morning and harvest thousands of acres of melons in the evening. Food comes from all over the world, and everyone will starve to death"... No one can do this.

Even if Si Nuocheng went crazy, not only did they not stop him, but they also forwarded the content one after another, which seemed to confirm the truth of the rumors. It was obvious that he only cared about Si Nuocheng a little bit, but he was tied together.

The most terrible thing is that for a moment, he had a thought...

"Tsk." Even Ji Si couldn't help but let out a light tut. For the first time, he felt his temples pounding. It had been a long time since he felt like this. In the past, it only happened when he was helping his teammates clean up the mess.

He stared at the page of the alliance app, and for the first time he felt that this thing was designed to be inhumane.

Why does the Awakened One log in to the app to issue a notification?

This was good, as soon as he went online, the whole network knew that he was online, and it was at the height of the gossip. It made him want to go offline quietly, not express his stance, and express his stance... seemed even more impossible.

He is not a person who goes against his will. He cares about Si Nuocheng, that is, he cares and will not lie. But does this "care" reach the level of liking or deep love?

not necessarily.

In other words, he cannot judge, let alone know.

But it's even more inappropriate to ask him to reply "I have nothing to do with him." The words he leaves are like spells, and they will really cut off all ties.

If something happened here, millions of years later, he suddenly looked back and realized something, wouldn't it be that there was no way out?

Ji Si will not do stupid things to deceive himself.

So the question is, this app has been logged in, and the feed is full of netizens who smell the smell of melon. How should he end it?

[Accountant Zhang Jie, District 1]: "Holy shit! Comrades, the high priest is online! Fresh melons, come quickly!" It received over 10,000 likes in seconds.

[District 3 Awakener·Noble]: "Hey, that's surprising! I saw this news at 16:18 Washington time, and thought it was someone's prank, but I didn't expect it to be true. Bless you! No.

I said, I want to fight the dragon, otherwise the dragon will fly away again..." It instantly became the first hot comment.

[Awakened Person of Area 3, Somon]: "Okay, a bunch of idiots who only look at their phones and do nothing, the dragon has flown away again! I hope the Awakened Persons in the North Pole can respond." Hot comments went straight to the front row.

[Zone 2 Awakener·Aphrolla]: "Some feelings are like the dragon in the nut country. If you don't hold on tightly, it will fly away and you can't keep it even if you want to." The number of likes directly exceeded 100,000.

While netizens laughed at the Nut Kingdom for not retaining the dragon, they also praised Aurora as the most outstanding poet of the contemporary era. In today's world where entertainment is scarce, this melon is really delicious.

Since there were a lot of well-known awakened people in the comment area and the topic was extremely hot, Ji Si was silent for a moment, raised his eyebrows, and decided to give a reply.

"One moment of emotion, two moments of thinking, a few moments of silence, and a few glances around for nothing. There is a heated discussion at the fifth watch, but the inside is deserted. The relationship between seven lovers is bitter, and the eight characters are not in love. The most important thing is the fairy couple outside the sky, who has the reason to look back in ten lifetimes."

Click Send.

Then, there is no more.

Facts have proved that if you don’t learn Chinese well, you won’t be able to get a hot meal even if you are in the front row.

Ji Si either didn't do anything or didn't do human affairs. As soon as he published his digital poem, he directly eliminated all foreign netizens, indirectly attacked Zhongzhou's science and engineering students, and then walked around a large number of liberal arts students, making them confused and couldn't help but read.

I began to understand the meaning of the ancient poems at hand.

The comment section seemed to have pressed the pause button, and no one responded for a while.

The same lag was seen in the eight-person ward. A group of teammates jumped out of bed, grabbing their mobile phones and unable to think of any other words except a pale "fuck".

"What the hell! What does Ji Si mean?" Jiang Qining scratched his head crazily, "Why can I understand every word but not all of them together?"

Yu Mingyang said sincerely: "Who can pass me the Xinhua Dictionary?"

Lackey: "I hate educated people." Even the melons are not allowed to be eaten!

Zhuo Wuya clicked his tongue: "Lao Qi, what do you think?"

Qi Xinli smiled: "Ji Si did not refuse, but he is not ready to accept it yet." He glanced at Si Nuocheng, who was already editing the text, and explained slowly, "A simple explanation is-"

"I have some thoughts on this matter, but I have to think about it carefully." Qi Xinli, who has the highest diploma in the team, said straightforwardly and easily, "Because I have to weigh the pros and cons, so I can't speak. After all, there is no one around me.

Examples for reference.”

"The Internet is so noisy that I just want to be alone in a quiet place. The emotions and desires are the sufferings of the world, and you don't know whether you will win or lose if you have them. Besides, you and I don't even know each other. How about a job? Haha, what are you thinking?

Eat shit."

Si Nuocheng:...Grass!

Qi Xinli continued: "The last sentence is his request for choosing a mate. The general idea is that if you have not reached the level of a god, don't try to live together." He turned his head and said, "If you die early, he will become a widower."

All the teammates couldn't help but like: "Damn it, boss 666! I understand, I understand!"

Si Nuocheng: Do you have to translate it in such an irritating way?

He pursed his lips, and no one could stop him from wanting to win. If Ji Si dared to speak like this, why wouldn't he dare to reply! Anyone who doesn't reply is a coward, and it seems uneducated, no! He fought hard!

Si Nuocheng improvised, and the connotation of the full text is directly clear: "Seeing each other off ten miles away, nine winding ileums, lonely and cold on all sides, seven days of love. Six desires are born in it, and all five flavors are tasted. The four seas cannot enter the heart, and the three mountains are difficult for the eyes. It only takes two

This is a very intentional statement, and it is a gift to someone who will never regret it in his lifetime."

Click Send.

Netizens who read the book:...

The confused teammate:......

Ah, keep it simple, keep the way you speak simple.

Isn’t it just the seven words “I love you” and “I love you too”? Ah!

Either "I love you" or "You are a good person"! If it's so simple, but you have to go through so much trouble, isn't this just adding pesticides to the melon?

Please! It’s been almost a year since the end of the world, and it’s rare to have gossip to listen to. So what if I make it clear! Is it necessary to be so pretentious?

It’s simply mind-blowing!

[District 3 Awakener·Noble]: "Oh my god! The translator can't explain these two paragraphs, Nanya, sister! Can you understand it after staying in Central-Continent for so long? Tell me quickly!" Liked by foreign netizens

Article 1.

[Awakened Person of Area 1·Nanya]: "Sorry brother, I only know one to ten." Rushed to the second line.

[Awakened Person of Area 5·Fujiwara Masako]: "Can anyone from Nakasu please explain it to me? Please, this is my lifelong request!"

Jiang Qining said honestly: "I'm sorry, actually we can't understand it either." It was rated the fourth most popular comment by Zhongzhou netizens.

At this moment, a sad rich woman Liu Shao passed by: "As for the fact that I was struck out because I couldn't write a number poem, I hope that all dream chasers will learn from it! Only by studying hard can we attract the attention of male gods."

Netizens praised her one after another and comforted her: "You are a rich woman, you are giving me money in advance!"

Liu Shao: ...What you said makes sense!

Time gradually came to five o'clock in the morning, the sky was already dark, but the sun had not come out yet.

Since the arrival of the Day of Destruction, the whole world has never seemed happier. Those obscure emotions, public excitement, and sincere laughter have merged into countless slight vibrations of energy, intertwined in all directions invisible to the human eye.

Just like the lake in his heart that was stirred up in an instant...

Ji Si stared at the phone screen for a long time without saying a word. His fingers gently rubbed the words of Si Nuocheng, and he felt that his fingertips were hot, as if he was rubbing the other person's sincerity.

He had told Si Nuocheng that after evolving to a higher level, one should behave in a moderate manner, as a slight mistake would lead to big trouble. He didn't believe that he didn't understand, but the other party still typed this line.

Being determined to have your own way is called stubbornness.

Words are like curses, and the Dharma comes out as they are spoken. What Si Nuocheng typed were words, but they were also promises and constraints. He used the last two sentences to tell him: "As long as you are interested in me, sooner or later I will make you interested in me."

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He is so confident and frivolous, and he is not afraid of being slapped in the face.

"I understand what you mean." Ji Si closed the phone and stopped replying, "Since we all have this meaning, let's understand it first."

After saying this, Ji Si turned around and left the rooftop.

Behind him, the morning sun breaks through the clouds, spreading thousands of rays of light to the world.

Extremely warm.

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At six o'clock sharp, before the storm subsided, Ji Si had returned to the ward.

He opened the door and calmly faced the 1,000-watt titanium alloy dog ​​eyes that filled the ward, and looked at Si Nuocheng with a calm expression. The latter put down the newspaper and looked back at him naturally, without the slightest hint of timidity.

Ji Si curled his lips and Sinuocheng raised his eyebrows.

It was clear that they were testing each other out an hour ago, with cryptic tones, but as soon as they met, they opened up their auras, like a dragon fighting a tiger, where the force fields collided unceremoniously, and they were separated at the first touch.

For a brief moment, the suffocating pressure disappeared, as fast as a human illusion, but it actually brought back the wandering thoughts of all teammates.
To be continued...