After being beaten three thousand times, his skin is extremely thick. As long as he is not on leash, he can break the rules.

Jiang Qining risked his life once and performed talk shows for ten years. Not only did he learn to play the ancestor card, but he also understood the concept of intersex: "My ancestors will not deceive me. It turns out that "Snail Girl" is a real person. It's up to you two."

Change it and call it "Baicai Gongzi"."

"A farmer picked up a field snail, and a girl emerged from the snail to do laundry and cooking. A vegetable farmer raised a cabbage. After the cabbage woke up, she helped pay for monsters, fight monsters, and make coffee for self-driving trips..." Jiang Qining counted on his fingers, "Others

It’s free to have a wife, it’s free to have a wife and a servant, it’s not a loss.”

Lackey stretched out his finger and poked Jiang Qining's back, reminding him to stop talking. If he continued talking, his ashes would spread.

"Hey, don't poke me!" Jiang Qining opened Lackey's hand and started talking, "The leech had evil intentions towards the snail girl, so the farmer killed it with salt; the big caterpillar had bad intentions towards the cabbage, so the vegetable farmer kicked it away.

it."

"Who is the big caterpillar?"

"Dark Elf."

Everyone:......

"Look, we have the protagonist, the villain, love and monster fighting, and all the elements are complete." Jiang Qining exclaimed, "It's just that the snail and the farmer got married in the end, and we, the cabbage, have to reflect on why we can't do that.

When a snail or vegetable farmer wants to travel far away, he has to ask the cabbage to grow its own legs to catch up, which is really embarrassing for the vegetable farmer."

Ji Si and Si Nuocheng:......

Everyone: For a moment, I didn’t know whether you were swearing or treating someone as a friend?

Ji Si actually smiled.

He could tell that Jiang Qining was going roundabout to complain for Si Nuocheng, implying that he couldn't run away after having sex, so he almost told him clearly: [Snails wash and cook, and get the license legally; Baicai has invested a lot, but has no reputation.

point.】

It has to be said that Jiang Qining seems to be a fool, but in fact he is very wise and foolish. If he really wanted to be a hermaphrodite, his mouth would be much more poisonous than his mother Zhuang Xian.

"I'm going to a saline-alkali land, how can I bring cabbage with me?" Ji Si asked, "If the soil and water are not suitable for it, it will not be able to take root, and it will fail sooner or later. In this case, it is better not to bring it."

It turns out it’s not that I don’t want to take it with me, but that I can’t take it with me…

Then you would have said no earlier, and you had to say it so ruthlessly, as if you were really cruel.

Jiang Qining: “What are generally suitable for growing in saline-alkali land?”

Ji Si: "White Poplar."

In other words, cabbage not only has to grow legs on its own, but also has to mutate into poplar before it is taken away. This is not evolution, it is cross-species!

Qi Xinli suddenly said: "You mean - cross-dimensional?" When it comes to humans, "cross-species" can only mean cross-dimensional.

Then, he frowned again and fell into thinking. Without waiting for Jiang Qining to speak, he turned directly to the building and said: "According to existing examples, human awakening is divided into four stages. The first is dream recall and the emergence of potential; the second is the synchronization of body and mind.

, ability manifestation. In the second step, people already have the ability to open dimensions and can expand their own fields."

"As for the third step of soul cloaking, this process is the transition from the three-dimensional human body to the high-dimensional model of the soul. There is a danger of getting lost and unable to come back, and it will be difficult to distinguish between ourselves and the enemy."

Qi Xinli rubbed his chin: "But I am more inclined - this process is 'non-human thinking', that is, the stage dominated by 'divine'. In this thinking, there is no friend or foe, right or wrong, just seeing everything

It's just destroyed. It's similar to an 'empty' state."

"As for the fourth stage soul totem..." Qi Xinli said, "This is already the domain of God. But you said that it is not enough and needs to cross dimensions. What do you mean?"

Ji Sidao: "Of course it means that people can continue to seek the Tao."

"For example, a black hole is an alien dimension. I'm going to go into seclusion, can you get in? I can come out, can you? I haven't reached this level of interdimensionality, so there's no need to discuss it."

Everyone couldn't help but cast sympathetic looks at Si Nuocheng: It's over, brother, you will never be able to fall in love in this life!

Si Nuocheng:......

Jiang Qining stubbornly returned to the topic: "But how many decades can a person live? Isn't it impossible to survive until the age of 120 to reach the 'interdimensionality' you mentioned in this time?"

Ji Si tilted his head and his voice was a little lazy. As if he thought of something funny, his eyebrows softened: "Since you awakened, your life span has been extended."

"Don't ask for eternity, just ask for what you once had. You might as well cherish the person in front of you and live happily for eighty years... eh?" Jiang Qining's face was confused, "What did you say?"

"There is no concept of 'time' in the universe. The closer you are to the Tao, the more nihilistic your concept of time will be." Ji Si said, "Awakening is a way to approach the Tao. From the moment you set foot on this road, you will be separated from it.

The length of a person’s life.”

"Let me think about it, when you reach the stage where you can put on the cloak of soul, you will have no problem living for five hundred years."

Everyone:......

In the silent ward, Ji Si's voice echoed: "So, instead of caring about me, it is better to care about yourselves. There is still a glimmer of hope for the cabbage I raise, but are there cabbages of the same level around you?"

He began to fight back: "Don't talk about cabbage, I don't even think there are snails. However, since you can say the words 'I just want to have it once', it seems that you are very willing. That's right, I will live happily for eighty years and be a widower for five years."

Hundreds of years."

No one had anything to say now.

For this group of people, they either don't find a partner, or if they find one, they spend their whole lives there. If you live long and your partner has already fallen asleep, this is simply the cruelest punishment in the world.

It is true that they can just be happy. If it were anyone else, they would be happy to "change partners when the time comes."

Unfortunately, those whose minds can meet the conditions for awakening, and those who are easy to approach the Tao after awakening, have the same single-mindedness and stubbornness as "seeking the Tao". Once determined, they can only be determined and not half-hearted.

Therefore, if you know that the other party cannot keep up with your pace...

Maybe they will be like Ji Si, who forces themselves to give up before some feelings have even sprouted, right?

"No..." Yu Mingyang wailed, "Ji Si, don't scare me! Where can I find a partner?"

Jiang Qining: "Will my parents ever see me get married in this life?"

Ji Si's critical hit is full: "As long as you don't refuse the demons, demons, ghosts and monsters that fall in love with you, you will definitely be able to get out of singles."

Si Nuocheng added: "When the time comes, the version of "Baby Cabbage Man" can be transformed into "Miss Devil", "Ghost Lady", and "Monster Girl". I believe they will not be worse than Mr. Cabbage Man.

No matter where you go, you must get married."

Everyone:... Damn, you are too poisonous!

Jiang Qining: "Brother Cheng, I was speaking for you just now, but you actually..." Curse me!

Lackey: "He won't remember your kindness, he will only hold grudge against you for criticizing him."

Jiang Qining:......

Damn, brotherly love was paid in the wrong way after all!

…

At seven o'clock the next morning, Dongling City's fighter planes were ready. Half of them were responsible for transporting supplies to the North Pole, and the other half were responsible for going to Northern Europe to recover the lost land of mankind.

The major general guarding Dongling City sent a group of awakened ones onto the fighter plane. Before leaving, he told them: "When the mission in Northern Europe is over, and if there is no change in the star gate, you will return to Central Continent for the honors."

"Award?"

The major general smiled and said: "Well, the Earth Alliance has been officially established, but there is one missing ceremony. The military honors you have obtained are enough to produce three generals."

He looked at Si Nuocheng, Qi Xinli and Lackey, and nodded slightly: "Perhaps, we can also meet one... the youngest marshal in history. Congratulations in advance to all of you, have a good journey."

They performed military salutes. After that, the fighter plane took off.

Air waves hit, raising rolling dust. The Zhongzhou soldiers standing on the ground watched the fighters fly away, feeling vague emotions.

"Young people are to be feared." It was the voice of the major general, mixed with a smile, "Zhongzhou Xinhuo, someone has taken over."

At the same time, on the fighter plane.

The unreliable teammates were still feeling novel about the "honor award" and were thinking about the scenery of returning to their hometown. But the reliable teammates were already in working mode. Qi Xinli opened the first base information and picked out various key points.

"Seven missions, seven areas with the deepest fall."

Qi Xinli browsed quickly: "It's just a pretext for us to go to Northern Europe. Our first stop is Wu Valley in the Great Southern Triangle. It's strange that there is very little information on this area and there are no pictures. Do we have to find it ourselves?"

He rummaged through the information and used fragmentary information to piece together an overview of the mission: "It seems very evil."

"Wugu Valley in the Triangle District is a hub for five Southeast Asian countries including Da Nan and Xiang Kingdom. It is rich in... wizards?" Qi Xinli, the subway man, looked at his cell phone. "Now it has become a restricted area, and everyone who comes close to that area has disappeared.

, even the awakened ones are not immune."

"Half a month ago, the alliance assigned a team of 35 awakeners to enter the area, but there has been no news yet. Electronic equipment cannot be used after approaching the area. It is said that the magnetic field is disrupted."

"There is so little information..." Qi Xinli narrowed his eyes, "It seems there is a big guy inside, so big that even the awakened ones can't send any news."

Zhuo Wuya pondered for a while and said, "I have heard of this place."

"Um?"

"We Taoist priests also have to eat, so we will accept some commissions from the Lord." Zhuo Wuya said, "Ordinary people ask for Wenchang Talisman, Peace Talisman, or to pay off debts and replenish the treasury. But occasionally there are special people,

Let us help with ways to avert disasters, such as exorcising evil spirits."

Exorcism...

Ghost?

"Most of these people are harmed by 'greed' and 'emotion'." Zhuo Wuya recalled, "In order to seek something that is too much beyond their abilities, they borrow external methods. What Buddha cards, little ghosts, and butterflies

There are countless cards. In the end, it can be as simple as losing people and money, or as serious as losing your life."
To be continued...