Whether before or after marriage, the lives of Ji Si and Si Nuocheng are no different. Except that they spend more time together, the only things left are practice and coffee.

Everyone in the world says that men have a lot of desires, but when it comes to these two, it seems that they are "not worldly women like you". Even after the wedding, the whole Internet speculated about who would be in love with them, but both parties still behaved calmly.

Curiosity grows, itching like a cat scratching.

The people who eat melons are crazy to find out, but the levels of the two sides do not match! When the melons are still looking for melons to eat on the earth, they have already wandered to the moon to dig soil; when the lunar soil is shared on the Internet, people have already

Traveled all over Mars...

It is said that Yu Mingyang, a plant "belt" master, used lunar soil, fire soil, sun rocks and a series of unknown objects as a base to develop a pea shooter that can fight zombies. According to legend, Zhang Yan, a domestic zombie, helped test the pea shooter's aggressiveness, but it failed.

How long did it take to block Yu Mingyang?

"Others' peas are spitting beans, but your peas are spitting! You tutuitui at me, even if I am a zombie, I can't stand it! Forget it, you are still planting peas next to my dormitory..." Zhang Yan was full of resentment, and later

He was dragged away by Taoist priests.

Of course, this anecdote is off-topic to the majority of fans. As for the topic, regardless of the situation, it will always surround Ji Si and Si Nuocheng.

To be honest, life is short and time is long. They are lucky to be born in the same era as the two big guys. If they don’t gossip now, then when will they gossip? Should they gossip after they are cremated?

A poster expressed the sentiments of the public: "I am an ordinary person who can live to be 120 years old. No matter how fancy I am, I can only eat melons for a hundred years. The two big guys don't know how long they will stay on the earth.

We don’t know when to leave. If it’s early, we have to seize the time to eat melons, and we won’t be able to do it later! If it’s late, we can only say, ‘The boss has melons every day, and he will tell you all the family sacrifices’!”

Friends burst into tears when they saw it, and couldn't help but neatly reply to the poster: "Grandpa, grandma! The new melon you want has arrived, I will burn it for you."

However, my friends didn’t have enough time to reply, and a new round of melons actually arrived!

"Big news! Big news!" Shao Xiu, who is active on the front line, told the entire network, "It's amazing, Lao Jiang is amazing! He is worthy of being a fighter in the military, a bomber on the front line, and a paparazzi.

The Boeing 747 inside! He actually asked it! He directly asked the question that everyone is curious about, who is on and who is off!"

Within ten seconds, the Internet exploded. Friends moved stools and sat in a row, waiting carefully for a follow-up.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, even Si Nuocheng’s parents, cousin, and grandfather would quietly climb up to the line and wait quietly for the next step. They thought they were doing it very secretly, but they didn’t know that if they were waiting to follow

The accounts of the big boss who are related to each other have long since fallen into the hands of friends.

Friends: ...what a guy! Don’t you even know about your parents?

Perhaps knowing that his friends were impatient, Shao Xiu posted a video online with Ji Si's consent and added the text -

"Actually, this group of us didn't know each other, or we knew each other, but we didn't have much interaction. Until one day, Lao Jiang invited us to board his 'Nikita' and take us to Whale Ferry.

The trip to Hong Kong was the first gathering of our team. Although the process was terrible, it was very memorable."

"Today, Lao Jiang got a new 'Nikita', which took us to the polar circle. We were filled with emotions when boarding a cruise ship after two years. So, while everyone was in a good mood, Lao Jiang asked.

Yes, Brother Cheng has answered!"

Friends couldn't wait to open the video, but they didn't expect to receive a soul-crushing attack at the beginning!

In the twelfth lunar month of winter, the Awakened team was probably having a pajama party, and everyone put on warm pajamas.

Jiang Qining's pajamas are light blue and full of fish; Yu Mingyang's pajamas are forest green and even the cuffs are tattooed with leaves; Shao Xiu and Zhuo Wuya wear a couple's style with cranes flying on their clothes.

Qi Xinli's pajamas were monotonous dark blue, which was particularly in line with his usual social atmosphere. Lackey, on the other hand, only wore a vest and beach shorts, obviously adapting well to the temperature of dozens of degrees below zero.

Si Nuocheng was wearing a black gold robe and was leaning on the newspaper to read the financial section. Unexpectedly, Ji Si took off his usual white robe and was leaning on the sofa wearing a furry platinum robe, supporting his head with one hand.

Holding a book in one hand and reading.

He did not hold a scepter today, nor did he wear a silver crown. He looked very casual and lazy. His long silver hair was spread around him, and he looked noble and elegant, and he looked more approachable than usual.

Upon seeing this, the friends froze slightly, their eyes straightened.

Not long after, explosive barrage filled the video page, and there was a lot of "ahhhhh" emotions everywhere.

"Oh my god! Limited edition pajama photos of the silver-haired high priest! Sisters, what are you still doing? Take screenshots!" The girl tapped the keyboard frantically, "Ahhhh, the high priest is wearing regular clothes!"

"Quick! Tell me what book the high priest is reading, and I will buy a copy of the same book right away!"

My friends quickly took screenshots and zoomed in, so I could see the book cover clearly.

What is unbelievable is that Ji Si, who has always been like a god, did not read anything lofty at all, but an extremely ancient online novel. Its name is "My Fate Is Not Controlled by Heaven", and it is about a story.

The famous bastard was reborn and obtained the Mustard Seed Space and the white-bearded old man, and then subdued the first divine beast. From then on, he embarked on the road of becoming a god by defying the will of heaven and changing his fate, and collecting girls along the way.

Friends: ...I didn’t expect you to be such a Ji Si.

Unexpectedly, Ji Si looked a little bored and made a comment: "Rouge and gouache fill the screen with the moon. Compared with the fire avoidance pictures of the neighbors, it is far inferior."

The fire avoidance picture is referred to as "the little yellow book of the ancients".

Hearing this, Si Nuocheng put down the newspaper and asked with a half-smile: "Fire avoidance map? You know it very well."

Ji Si smiled: "Children from big families are led by servants to watch and observe these things from the age of thirteen. How could I not understand? Many of my colleagues in the academy have adopted a common roommate at this age. Occasionally, there are private banquets, but...

"

Si Nuocheng suddenly asked: "Then have you closed the room?"

Ji Si: Well, talking too much suddenly became a proposition.

"That year, my concubine's temperament changed drastically." Ji Si smiled. As long as he said the words "temperature changed drastically", Sinuocheng understood what he meant - it was too late to deal with the idiot, how could he have time for romance?

As if to appease his partner, Ji Si was very straightforward: "Later, when I was free, the well-matched daughter-in-law suddenly changed her temperament. And then..."

Si Nuocheng: ...I was forced to listen to the training of a single dog again.

The two chatted very casually, and their words were sometimes light and sometimes heavy. Friends outside the screen turned up the volume and listened to it several times. They extracted a large number of keywords and handed them over to professionals for analysis.

They worked really hard to get the melon! They didn’t take the college entrance examination so seriously back then!

Based on Yu's first sensitivity, they intuited that the high priest's background information was very large, which might really shatter their views. But having said that, as expected, when couples gather together, the topics they talk about will be a little colorful, and even gods are not exempt from vulgarity.

Since even God is not exempt from the secular world, there must be a secular desire!

My friends’ eyes suddenly lit up!

As if responding to his friend outside the screen, Jiang Qining on the screen suddenly raised his head and almost asked the voice of the soul with precision: "Then you are both free now, right? Isn't it romantic at night? Go to the moon.

Is Mars having a romantic relationship? I'm so curious."

Ji Si and Si Nuocheng:......

Everyone: ...Old Jiang, you are really a strong and strong man! I will definitely bring melons to you during next year’s Qingming Festival!

I thought it was a show of both man and ghost, and I was afraid that Lao Jiang would be beaten. However, Ji Si chuckled softly, and even Si Nuocheng looked a little helpless.

"It's not what you think..." Si Nuocheng said, "We haven't had the same room yet."

"What——" Jiang Qining was shocked, his expression was exactly the same as that of his friends in front of the screen, "Not yet! Are you not good enough?"

Shocked all teammates for ten thousand years!

Ji Si and Si Nuocheng:......

It is simply a battle of dignity. How can a man say that he is not good?

"It has nothing to do with the body." Si Nuocheng twitched the corner of his mouth, feeling that if he didn't explain it well today, he would probably leak it and spread something outrageous.

"What is needed is the fit and matching of each other's soul strength."

He sighed: "When you do this kind of thing, your instinct will be very exciting. The soul's emotions will rise and it will become a life form like light. The skin is of no use. When you reach the highest level, if the intensity difference between the two parties is too big, one party will

The possibility of being swallowed up by the other side.”

The melon eaters are all scared to death!

"This is the reason why many major cultivators can't find a partner." Ji Si raised his eyes and scanned the faces of his teammates, as if watching the birth of singles.

Suddenly I felt a little pity for them...

However, the existence of Jiang Qining told Ji Si that Yu did not need to be pitied, and Gua would accompany him throughout his life. With only a few words of conversation between the two, he grasped the most important thing: "Understanding so much, even if the emotion rises, it will turn into light."

...Hey, have you tried it? And it failed?"

Lackey: "Shut up!" You are about to be forked, do you understand?

Ji Si and Si Nuocheng:......

Ji Si raised the novel book again, and Sinocheng shook the newspaper. The expressions of the two were a bit serious, as if they were studying the general trend of the universe. But if you look closely, you can see that the former's novel book has not turned a page, and the latter's newspaper has not been turned at all.

Didn't move.

Oh, their figures are stiff.

At this moment, the teammates suddenly realized that they seemed to know too much.

Accompanied by Qi Xinli's deliberate coughing, the video ended here, causing all friends to sigh and be shocked for a lifetime!

To be honest, they envy the big boss for his abilities, lifespan, appearance, etc., but they didn't expect that the big boss also has the same difficulties as the big boss. He even needs to practice for 1800 years to applaud love. This is really...a tragedy in the world.

"I suddenly felt that I was so happy. My wife and children warmed me."

"My happiness suddenly exploded. Now I'm going to make love with my third little wolfdog! Oh my god, am I actually happier than a god?"

There are all kinds of things like this. Sure enough, mortals have the benefits of mortals, and gods have the troubles of gods. Maybe this is the "balance of cause and effect", right?

Ah, Master, they have enlightened.

It is known that the immortal applause for love requires thousands of years as the unit of cultivation. The fans wiped away bitter tears and had to rely on the food produced by the painters' wives to survive. This hot topic for three months has died down.
To be continued...