46, forty-sixth ray of light(1/2)
Ji Si said: "They are already dirty."
That's really dirty.
If a person accidentally eats glutinous rice soaked in zombie toxins, his mouth will become extremely smelly. As soon as he opens his mouth, he will be filled with the smell of corpse, as if he took a bath in a latrine and brushed his teeth in a septic tank.
It is comparable to biological and chemical weapons.
Regardless of gastric lavage or teeth cleaning, the stench still lingers. I still remember that night, the laboratory where I helped two silly roe deer gastric lavage opened the windows for ventilation all night, sprayed two or three air fresheners, poured four or five toilet water, and beat the wind.
Even six or seven oils and essences can't suppress the "bad smell".
In the end, there was really no way out, so I had to change the laboratory and put a sign on the door: Mr. Yu Mingyang and Mr. Jiang Qining are not allowed to enter!
The two silly roe deer were aggrieved and scared, fearing that they would be stink for the rest of their lives. When they heard that Ji Si had returned to the Babaotang, they felt as if they had found their biological father and went to ask for help.
Unexpectedly, Ji Si turned them away indifferently, with one meaning written on every hair: Don't touch me.
The high priest is always heartless and throws away nothing. Unfortunately, Ji Si missed one point. The only thing in the world that is naturally black and difficult to raise is a child.
No, the mentality of these two silly roe deers has collapsed. Who cares whether you are the high priest of reincarnation? Even if they die, die outside, jump from the building, they still have to sing "Little Cabbage, Earth" in the most grief-stricken voice
"In yellow".
"Father Ji Si, please do well and we will never eat randomly again. We were wrong!"
"Uncle Ji Si, please, if we are so stinky that we live together, it will be double the stench!"
At that time, they stood at the wind vent in the Jisi courtyard and complained miserably. Wave after wave of corpse stench came with the wind, like canned herring mixed with Laoshan snake grass water and put into the microwave to bake and smoke.
Within ten miles there are no cats or dogs, and people almost belch after sniffing them.
However, the natural black people were just complaining and asking for help, without any malice. They didn't even know that they were exposed to the wind, let alone that a wisp of stench had entered Ji Si's house.
Ji Si:...I am dirty after all.
Probably because Huangtian paid off, they finally waited until Ji Si opened the door. Suddenly, the two silly roe deers only felt that the Buddha's light shone between heaven and earth, and the most beautiful scenery in the world was nothing more than this. Ji Si was like the Guanyin Queen who rescued the distressed, bringing them
Sanskrit sounds that cleanse the soul.
Ji Siwen said softly: "Drink more boiled water."
Silly roe deer:......
Drinking more boiled water is such a traditional Chinese medicine that can cure all diseases!
"Three meals of glutinous rice, no side dishes." Ji Si's words became more devilish as he spoke, "Take glutinous rice baths frequently and drink more glutinous rice water. Until the remaining corpse toxins are eliminated from the body, the smell will naturally return."
"If you don't want to do it, that's fine. The stink will last for three to five months at most, and you can recover as before." Ji Si said with a smile, "But do you really want to remove the smell? Although the smell of corpses is unpleasant, it can save lives.
At least, if you encounter monsters unfortunately, they will never bite you."
Yu Mingyang said resolutely: "It doesn't matter whether you die or not. The key is that as a man, you must not be odorless! I figured it out, doesn't it just stink for five months? There is nothing to be afraid of! By the way, I will go to the garbage dump to see if there is anything left.
Do you have black glutinous rice? If it’s tasteless, you must add more..."
He said the most cowardly words with the most awe-inspiring expression. Shouldn't it be said that he was worthy of Yu Mingyang who wanted to put plaster all over his body?
Ji Si:......
Jiang Qining: I have never seen such a spineless person!
But Yu Mingyang couldn't escape. In order to prevent the air in Juwang City from being polluted, Si Nuocheng personally supervised the two of them eating and drinking. Under the cold eyes and venomous sarcasm of the big devil, the two silly roe deers tremblingly accepted their fate.
After that, they ate glutinous rice for three days in a row until they felt like vomiting when they saw white rice. After this, they vowed never to eat randomly again.
…
On the night of February 1st, nothing happened in the heavily guarded big city in the northwest of Central Continent. As of February 2nd, no terrible news had come from the northwest. Seeing this, normal netizens who had been waiting for the day were relieved.
After taking a breath, they all rushed to express their joy to each other, but the abnormal trolls poured into Ji Si's scarf, and their words were full of ridicule.
[What about you]: "I've been waiting for a whole day and there's no news. You're just kidding me! You're a feudal liar who is just trying to gain fame and reputation, and you're also a high priest. Haha, report it!"
[Kamiyama layman]: "You have the ability to predict but not the ability to save people? Isn't it great to see a group of people pursuing you? I am a fake and high-minded villain. I am really disappointed that the government will pay attention to this kind of liar. I can't pay more attention to people's livelihood.
Give some money to the poor?”
[Rovable Heart]: "The prophecy is so accurate, why don't you give out a few lottery numbers? With more money in your pocket, you can buy tickets and live in a safer city. What's the use of making predictions? It will only create panic."
"
They seemed to have forgotten the accuracy of Ji Si's previous predictions, and ignored the fact that the prophecies had saved many tragedies. They also did not pay attention to the official attention to Ji Si.
They pick up the keyboard and rant, just because they can't see others living better than them. It seems that the world is in chaos and life is hard, and people who are better than them can be reduced to the same level as them, rolling in the mud and struggling with them.
.
Seeing this, netizens’ views were shattered.
To be honest, shouldn't anyone with a right mind expect the country to have good weather and a century of peace and tranquility?
Anyone with eyes knows that the high priest makes prophecies in order to minimize losses and casualties. Since when has it become a family duty to save people?
To put it bluntly, it is a great kindness for people to make prophecies, and they really have no obligation to take care of all aspects of Zhongzhou. Brainless idiots just know how to complain, can't they see that there are countless foreign netizens waiting to rob people in the comment area?
Moreover, the trolls don't seem to know the consequences of trolling under the high priest's scarf.
[Beautiful Sister]: "Chicken Shred Global Support Association, friends, come! Put some ingredients to scare them to death!"
The mature fan club did not end up arguing or wasting their words. They just compiled some facts into a picture and then posted it in the comment area. The picture content consists of three parts, one is Eddie and Time who are the black ones, and the other is
It's the result of tracking after Heizi finished spraying, and the third is Heizi's current situation.
“In December 2021, a troll with the ID of ‘Furious Rider’ wildly insulted the high priest’s scarf, and was later hit by a rich second-generation dragster. He is still lying in the intensive care unit of the hospital.”
“In January 2022, Heizi, whose ID is ‘Emperor Among Men’, pretended to be a high priest to collect money. He was arrested by the police within three hours and is currently sitting in the Youshan Prison.”
“In the same month, the keyboard warrior whose ID is ‘want to lose weight’ denounced the high priest as a foreign spy. It was rumored that the high priest was an antisocial doctor from the Institute of Biological Variation. He was taken away by the police within half a day and is still in detention.”
"...For the above ninety-five examples, you can click on the link for details. Finally, I hope everyone can be a kind person and never spray in places that shouldn't be sprayed. Otherwise, no one can save you when the retribution comes.
"
[Chisi Global Support Club] added a few words sincerely: "Although we are a support club for Mr. Jisi, we have never worried that Mr. Jisi will be sad after seeing the trolls' messages. We are only worried that the trolls will die after they finish their trolling.
It’s so miserable.”
"Spend it and cherish it, remember to buy a good coffin."
After posting the long picture, Ji Si's comment area was as quiet as a chicken. The people who were eating melons were so shocked that their eyes were out of frame, and the sunspots couldn't help shaking their hands after spraying. Only the normal people were still sighing: "I have never seen such confidence.
The support club is so strong!”
Soon, trolls started deleting comments like crazy.
They are such a group of people who always think that they can hurt others arbitrarily without paying the price by hiding behind network cables. Once they know that they are at risk of paying the price, their legs will weaken faster than anyone else.
Senior netizens are also not surprised by this.
Surprisingly, the officials seemed to think that the fan club was not slapped hard enough. The Northwest Province, which had been calm for more than a day, released the news: [In the early morning of February 1, a large tomb was indeed unearthed in the "Juwang City" in the northwest, and there were...
Humanoid monsters attack city residents. Many thanks to High Priest JS for lending a helping hand and allowing us to minimize casualties.】
Silence, silence is today's Internet.
They can understand every word, but why are some words so subtle?
If they remembered correctly, every city in the northwestern province had sent out a video to prepare for war, but only "Juwang City" had not seen any movement. This large tomb was unearthed in Juwang City, which is equivalent to a wolf entering the sheepfold, and blood must have flowed.
into a river.
However, the official said - thanks to the high priest for lending a helping hand.
Lend a helping hand... a helping hand... a helping hand... this word is so subtle! It's as if the high priest helped them fight off the monster.
Oh no, wait! Did the high priest really go to Juwang City?
Netizens: ...it’s scary to think about it.
Damn it! Idol, wait until I buy a ticket and fly to see you!
Ten seconds later, the scarf was completely paralyzed!
At the same time, Ji Si, who was at the center of the topic, was on his way to visit Zhang Yan. For Ji Si, his mobile phone was a tool for prophesying, and it had nothing to do with him even if the Internet exploded. The love and curse of others were the same as his.
Compared to the ultimate goal of coming to this world, it is nothing worth mentioning.
Ji Si opened the door of the ward.
What comes into view is the image of a honey-skinned young man leaning on a hospital bed and reading a book.
He looks very clean and has a bookish air. His cat eyes are black and white, his eyebrows hang down, his roots are straight, his nose is full, and he has the appearance of a kind scholar. If he had been better off, he would never have dropped out of school to work.
It's a pity that he was deprived of luck...
Ji Si smiled and said, "I'm sorry to bother you."
"Sit down quickly!" Zhang Yan said quickly.
Zhang Yan's actual age is not very old, he is only nineteen years old. It's just that his youthful experience has made his mind mature early, and his long-term physical work has made his body strong and tall, which makes him look many years older than his real age.
"Excuse me, why are you here..."
"Now that I have some free time, I'll stop by to tell you something you should know." Ji Si smiled, "But before that, would you mind telling me about your life experience?"
To be continued...