Ji Si is already a mature high priest. No matter what hell he encounters, he will never lose his fake smile unless he can't help it.

Unexpectedly, the day after he landed on Earth, his smile gradually disappeared. Not only did he start to recall the glorious past, but he also felt that the old faces of his teammates, who had long been tired of seeing them, looked extremely youthful and cute.

He misses the captain who loves to make money, who is like a brave man sitting on countless treasures; he misses the talented nine-tailed fox, who only needs to send a wink, and everyone will rush to pay for him...

Where his teammates are with him, he doesn't need to worry about financial issues.

Say "I need yellow paper and cinnabar", and the best materials will be piled up; ask "Do you have dragon scales and phoenix feathers?", and brand new materials will be piled up in front of you.

An all-round professional high priest, whoever is proficient in it will be the ancestor who is worshiped. He can fill any vacancy in the team at any time, and can also serve as a solid compass in the maze of illusions.

You will be rewarded for your efforts. This is the real performance credo of their team.

Therefore, although he is not the richest person in the team, he is the most decent person. He uses an optical brain, drives a starship, holds the only scepter of the universe, and wears the only silver branch moon.

crown.

But, what is the use of these things on the earth?

Because of insufficient technology, there is no hotbed for optical brains to take root; because of insufficient space, there is no place to park starships; because of different concepts, there is no opportunity for metaphysics to enter into battle.

He was unable to obtain wealth through formal channels in the short term, nor could he achieve the goal he wanted to achieve. The cell phone problem alone blocked all possibilities.

No way, Ji Si could only find another way.

The Internet cafe is a place where people come and go. When he leaves the box at the right time, the next person will come in. He doesn't have a scarf, but there will always be others. As long as the news can spread, sooner or later it will serve as a warning.

Ji Si chose a large font and typed the prophecy into the document word for word. Finally, he thought about exporting the image and replacing the computer desktop with it.

When the time came, Ji Si took his napkin and Coke and left the Internet cafe, walking down the street early in the morning.

The breakfast shop is open, and the fast-paced life brings students and workers. The noise and voices wake up the whole city.

Ji Si walked along the long street. Perhaps because he had tied back his long hair and wore a hood, he finally no longer became the focus of passers-by's eyes.

It's quite cold in the winter in December. It's really strange to wear a white robe, but when I go to school and go to work soon, who cares if it's weird to be a stranger.

Passing by each other and walking in a hurry are the normal features of people's lives in the city.

Ji Si went into a bookstore and stayed there for a long time. Finally, he spent all his money and bought a "Self-Driving Travel Traffic Route Atlas".

He really planned to be self-reliant and walk towards his destination on two legs.

…

When Si Nuocheng received the call from Yu Mingyang, he was still in Shanghai. He planned to ask someone to help his bad friend who couldn't do anything, but he didn't know that the accident happened so suddenly.

He received an arrangement from his mother: "Acheng, your uncle Zhou's niece has returned from studying abroad. My mother met her yesterday and she liked her very much! How about you come back this week and see each other?"

The eightieth "uncle's niece", do you think you are choosing a concubine?

Si Nuocheng:......

Although he is so strong that people hate him, he is so venomous that he is despised by others, and he is so outstanding that others can't catch up with him, he is really not the King of the Sea, and he does not keep fish ponds at all.

He went on blind dates every day when he was about to graduate. Weixin was filled with girls of all ages, completely cutting off all opportunities for normal love at first sight and long-term love. He really... couldn't be more sinful, right?

In order to avoid the blind date arranged by his biological mother, Si Nuocheng finally remembered Yu Mingyang's goodness.

As the saying goes, "It takes a thousand days to raise a baby, but it takes only a moment to take the blame." Yu Mingyang is a little stupid, but it is really useful at critical moments. Just like now, just throw the phone to him and he will get it done with just a mouthful.

.

"Aunt Shi, yes, I am Yangyang!"

"Yes, yes, your treasure Chengcheng is with me! Hey, Brother Cheng didn't run away on purpose, it was... me! Yes, it's all my fault, I forgot to tell you, I introduced a girl to him,

Let him come to Chengdu today to have a look."

"If we can see each other right, Brother Cheng won't go back this week."

"Hey, we're already on the blind date. The atmosphere is very good! Otherwise, I can answer your call with his mobile phone!" Yu Mingyang's tone was like a matchmaking aunt in the community, "It's great to come on a blind date! Long hair, white clothes

, very handsome... Okay, then I’ll wait for the wedding banquet!”

And she let out a burst of hearty laughter as if she had seen the young man marry his eldest daughter, full of the unique joy and compliments of the community aunt.

Si Nuocheng:......

No matter how many times he heard it, he was always shocked that Yu Mingyang could laugh like this casually.

Yu Mingyang hung up the phone with a look of despair on his face. He threw the phone to Si Nuocheng, feeling that if this happened again, he would probably be beaten to death by the Si family if he tried to help him one day.

The dog’s life is at stake!

He persuaded earnestly: "Boss Si, let me say... do you want to find a contract girlfriend like the one in the TV series? It's like signing a contract. You give money to protect yourself, and you will be divided when the time comes. Maybe you can still divide it.

Come together, come together and separate, and then move towards a happy ending.”

"Save Auntie from urging you to go on a blind date every day. I will be so heartbroken that the cat next door will die after hearing it!"

Si Nuocheng: "This is not the extent of a cat's sin."

Yu Mingyang: ...Then why should I die?

"I don't plan to look for him at the moment." Si Nuocheng was really not in a hurry. It was not anyone else's turn to decide on his marriage, not even his family. "Women affect the speed at which I sign the contract."

Yu Mingyang: "Okay, then you find a contract boyfriend and stop Aunt Shi's idea of ​​introducing girls to you."

"That's even worse." Si Nuocheng shook his head and said, "No man can make a penny from me."

Yu Mingyang:...You rely on your strength to do this.

Si Nuocheng is a man of his word. Even though he has always been ruthless in attacking Yu Mingyang, he will never shirk his promise to help. He is already here, so let's go with his friend for a while.

Where to go?

Go to the local police station to view the bus video!

Yu Mingyang was surprised: "Boss Si, shouldn't you be sitting in the office, making a phone call and saying, 'In five minutes, I want all the video data on this bus', and then someone will send it to your boss every minute?"

Total?"

Si Nuocheng: "You are worthy of being Sun Wukong."

Yu Mingyang was confused, and after pondering for a long time, he finally deduced the unfinished words of Si Nuocheng with the logic of perfect reading comprehension.

Sun Wukong is a monkey.

Monkeys like to eat peaches, and they always think about eating peaches.

The English word for peach is peach, and the colloquial translation is "peach". Taking into account the context, he understood the connotation of the entire sentence: "You are thinking about peach."

Yu Mingyang was convinced: "Boss Si's literary quality is getting better and better."

Si Nuocheng: "Your Stockholm Syndrome is getting more and more serious."

Yu Mingyang:......

Don't think that money can make ghosts go around. A society ruled by law cannot tolerate monsters. Even though the Si family and the Yu family have great economic conditions, their family education does not allow their children to do whatever they want.

Go through a series of procedures step by step. Only with the excuse of losing important documents on the bus can the driving records of the designated bus be transferred after application.

Unfortunately, when the video of the No. 81 bus was placed in front of them, Si Nuocheng and Yu Mingyang couldn't see Ji Si's face clearly.

The child in the front seat stood on tiptoe, holding the back of the chair, and accidentally blocked the face of the man in the back seat until he reached the terminal. After that, a bunch of people got out of the car cheering. I don’t know if it was because of the angle or the light.

The man's portrait is still blurry.

So, the light problem?

Si Nuocheng touched his chin: "What are the characteristics of this person?"

Yu Mingyang recalled carefully: "He has a good-looking face, a nice voice, and long hair... He should be engaged in art. He is wearing a coat that I don't know if it is a robe or a sweatshirt, and he seems to be holding a... pole?"

"I'm sorry, Boss Si! I was just looking at his face. He's such a handsome guy."

Si Nuocheng:......

If you hadn't had a girlfriend and been a goddess's licking dog, I would have suspected that you lived at Wanzi Pier.

In desperation, they had to give up. The two parted ways, with Yu Mingyang deciding to buy a new SLR and Si Nuocheng planning to buy a mobility scooter.

As a wealthy man, he was indeed very casual. He went directly to a nearby store to pick up a big-name off-road vehicle, took the car keys and drove off. He planned to take a walk out of the city to see the scenery of Sichuan and Sichuan.

Unexpectedly, not long after he took to the street, Si Nuocheng saw a familiar figure from behind.

Wearing a white robe, broad sleeves, a hood, and a cane, this man was walking leisurely on the road, carrying a plastic bag that was incompatible with his temperament.

It's the man I met in the park yesterday...

The off-road vehicle slowed down unknowingly. Si Nuocheng had to admit that apart from the other party's indescribable demeanor and the aura that was at odds with him, this man's temperament and image were outstanding.

However, when he thought about the unfinished competition after he said "Here comes the umbrella", Young Master Si felt uncomfortable everywhere. To be honest, no peer could ever make him feel defeated. He has always been the strongest.

Oh, it's time to show your true capital.

Si Nuocheng pressed down the window and deliberately slowed down the car when passing by Ji Si. From the front to the rear of the car, the smooth lines, high-end materials, eye-catching trademarks, and every wisp of exhaust smelled like money.

Ji Si ignored it.

There were a lot of cars on the street, but he didn't even recognize the car's trademark.

The off-road road filled with the smell of copper passed slowly, but at the next intersection, as if possessed by an evil spirit, it turned right at high speed and circled crazily, stepping on the line and passing through every green light - and then circled back in a very upright manner.
To be continued...