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87, eighty-seventh ray of light(1/2)

At nine o'clock in the evening, a hot search in a provincial city in Zhongzhou West District made headlines across the country.

It is reported that people in the provincial capital discovered a group of wild awakened people while shopping. They took to the streets without any disguise. Everyone was overjoyed and took out their mobile phones, SLRs and Polaroids to take a look at the precious national-level protected animals...

Characters are captured.

However, due to inadequate capture methods, the Awakened Ones were frightened, and the Awakened Ones may not appear in human habitats for a long time in the future.

The content played in the video is also the same. First, by the time the police arrived at the scene, the awakened person named "Jiang Qining" had been forced to climb an ancient tree about thirty meters high. He was like a koala.

He hugged the pole tightly. Worried about his fall, the crowd below not only called the firefighters, but also spread out a large blanket.

A wedding man held a loudspeaker and stood under the tree and shouted: "Come down, we will catch you! As long as you take this step, we will complete the remaining ninety-nine steps! Still waiting!

What, what are you still afraid of? Look at the girl below, is there anyone you like?"

"Come! Let us give applause to the superpower on the tree and encourage him to make a crucial choice!" There was a round of applause, and the wedding officiant had a very good temperament.

The firefighters and police officers looked at each other with expressions that were hard to describe.

Jiang Qining hugged the tree and shouted back: "You guys spread out, I'll come down!"

Wedding Brother: "Come down, we will never make things difficult for you."

"I don't believe it, you are making a written statement!" Jiang Qining's image of a sunny and handsome guy is really scumbag. "I know you want to trick me into going down to kill him, but I won't come down!"

At this point in the picture, the comment section of the scarf burst into laughter. Although everyone knows that the awakened are pitiful, the most basic sympathy between people does not exist at all in the face of "famous scenes".

[laughs like a goose]: "Master of ceremonies, please stop shouting, you will scare the children, hahaha! I can already foresee what the popular ghost and animal materials will be in the next few months!"

[Pentagram]: "When I watched the official video, I thought the Awakened Ones were tall, mighty, and handsome! But after watching the scarf video, I felt that the Awakened Ones were pitiful, weak, and incompetent."

[The rabbit was raised to death by me again]: "He is worthy of being an awakened person. Look at his method of climbing trees. He is capable, concise and practical. He has the agility of an ape, the persistence of a leopard, and... I'm sorry I can't make it up anymore.

, shaking with laughter."

The progress bar continued. Netizens saw the camera chasing Lucky into the wildlife park in the provincial capital. The tall, handsome, mixed-race guy jumped into the beast area without saying a word, dragged the sleeping tiger out of the den, and then pulled himself out.

Lock it in.

The tiger looked confused: "Ouch?"

It finally realized that its den was occupied by two-legged beasts! Suddenly, the tiger roared and the forest shook. Laki's eyes lit up in the den, and he simply grabbed the tiger's back neck and dragged it in to rub it.

In his arms, the tiger struggled vigorously, and Lackey let out a cry - it lay down quietly, with a look of hopelessness.

"Brother, come out! Tigers are very dangerous!"

Lackey solemnly said: "You are more dangerous." He picked up the tiger's paw and said, "Don't come over, I am the one who owns the tiger!"

the masses:……

Netizens laughed completely. They originally thought that the awakened people were aloof and super powerful, and they should be incompatible with ordinary people. Who knew that the awakened people were like this in private.

[I'm telling the truth again]: "I'm not afraid that the awakened people are in danger, I'm just afraid that the tiger will get depression." Millions of likes.

[Selling cats and dogs in the front row]: "Hahaha, are tigers so gentle? I'm going to pet them..."

[Bare feet are not afraid of wearing shoes]: "Don't panic upstairs, I will go to rescue you right away..." The comment area is very real, and it is all about praying "I hope the tiger can be full."

Afterwards, they saw Qi Xinli hiding in the haunted house. He gave the staff several hundred yuan, took off his clothes and put on a wig himself, and finally escaped. If the haunted house didn't have a video, no one would have been able to find him.

.

The worst sufferer was Yu Mingyang. He cleverly hid in the cracks of the alley, only to find that... he couldn't get out.

Facts have proved that the Awakened One has the strength to make a debut, and also has the confidence to perform a funeral. After one night, the so-called conflicts, estrangements and antagonisms between ordinary people and Awakened People were slowly eliminated amidst the arrogant laughter.

Maybe this is only temporary, but it is indeed a good start.

Currently, there is only one topic left between the awakened people and ordinary people, and it is also the one that the people are most concerned about: Are these awakened people really reliable?

The answer is yes.

At the end of the video, there is an aerial shot taken by a reporter from the Provincial Daily from a helicopter. Under the steady lens, on the highest rooftop, in ultra-clear quality photography, they dived against the strong wind and recorded a before and after

It only lasted ten seconds, but it was an extremely shocking image.

A man with black hair and white clothes stood on a high place holding a big staff. The silver branches and moon crown were fluttering, just like the wizard praying at the astrological platform in ancient times. He turned his head following the sound, slowly raised his chin, and

At a glance, it seemed like a message coming from billions of light-years away was connected to their brains in an instant.

Elegant and quiet.

The second Ji Si showed his face, the barrage on the video dropped off a cliff and turned completely blank. Perhaps this was also the time when the brain crashed.

He suddenly turned his head and looked towards the other end. The camera turned unconsciously and looked at Si Nuocheng on the opposite floor. He saw the other party turned around and jumped off the roof of the building, his black windbreaker spread open, like an eagle landing. He quickly

I stepped on one streetlight after another and lost track of it after a few clicks.

So fast……

But at this moment, they heard a "ha". It was a bit disdainful, but also mixed with a hint of settling accounts. The next second, a spiral vortex appeared beside Ji Si. He turned back and looked directly at the reporter, smiling:

"it's me."

I was the one who killed the first monster in Lingdong.

The camera almost lost its stability.

"Also, I am not a great magician." Ji Si said, "Please call me 'High Priest'."

He took a step forward and turned into countless glowing leaves, disappearing into the vortex. Completely, leaving no trace.

At this point, the enthusiasm of all the netizens in Central Continent has been aroused to the maximum, and their emotions have been stirred to the highest level. They have written down a bunch of meaningless garbled characters, leaving behind a string of symbols to express their mood. When the words "High Priest" came out of Ji Si's mouth

When it came out, everyone thought of the mysterious prophet.

High priest?

It's the high priest!

The master who had successfully predicted many disasters before the Awakened One appeared; the master who made the entire Internet search for him and refused to show up even though he was calling for help - he just appeared without warning, straightforwardly.

It can be said to be the most powerful self-introduction in history.

Moreover, just looking at the ability displayed by the high priest, he does not look like a master who can only "prophesy" at all.

[Chicken Silk Global Support Association]: "Obviously you can rely on your appearance, but you have to rely on your strength." Attached is a nine-square grid looking back, marking that there are gentlemen who are unparalleled in the world.

The comment area has been collected and collected numerous times.

Compared to the fact that the young people's concerns were not fully realized, the older generation breathed a sigh of relief. They realized that as long as the high priest took care of the situation, it didn't matter even if the awakened ones were indifferent.

God bless Zhongzhou, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.



The craze about the "Awakened Ones" has not subsided, but has become more and more intense. But compared to the frenzy on the first day, from the second day onwards, the masses became obviously a lot more rational.

The official measures are in place, and disaster is imminent. When the warnings of "Boundary Gate Expansion" and "Demon Cave Cracking" are put online, no one will disturb the awakened ones during this special period.

Small family, everyone, country.

These are all the weights that the awakened person carries.

They hope that before a serious disaster comes, the awakened ones can eat well, sleep well, and stay in the best condition to face the enemy. But unfortunately, after experiencing the big events of being "hunted" and "hot searches", several idols have a lot of burdens.

Those who are seriously awakened are already in a state of vomiting their souls.

Jiang Qining knelt in the corner and dug at the phone screen frantically: "Why should I climb a tree? Ah! I shouldn't climb a tree! Everyone on the Internet calls me 'Brother Squirrel', 'Baby Sloth', 'Brother Monkey', I don't

Live!"

"What do you mean by that?" Yu Mingyang cried bitterly, "I was caught in a crack in the wall and couldn't get out. They called me 'rougamo'... I have never suffered this kind of injustice."

Lackey sat on the sofa, feeling depressed: "I was called 'little kitten, meow meow meow'." The macho man's face was gone.

Everyone took a look at his fleshy body, and then looked at his handsome face. Well, they felt cold all over!

"It's all okay, I was called 'Wig Man'." Qi Xinli used both hands to break the dumbbells in his hands, "And... Sister Evil." Even the gender has changed! Changed!

However, changing gender is not the worst name. The worst name is Si Nuocheng. Because he slipped away too fast, he was called "One Second Man".

Si Nuocheng:......

On the other hand, Ji Si not only won the best titles of handsome boy, peerless master, and elegant young man, but also gained a large number of fans and fans. He can be called the biggest winner after losing his horse. There is no harm without comparison. Once compared, they

You will find that there is no worst, only worse.

why?

Because after being on the hot search, their parents, relatives, friends and classmates have called one after another. In addition to asking about their current situation, they are also exploring their awakening. The most terrible thing is that even if the world changes and disaster strikes, it cannot stop parents from doing the traditional three-step process: Have you eaten?

How is work? Are you coming back for a blind date?

Awakened ones:…

To be honest, after this situation, being an "awakened person" makes you very popular.

As a group of high-quality singles, they should be happy with the expansion of their chances of being single, but as soon as they think of the two of them sitting across the table, the girl opposite excitedly shouts "Baby Sloth" and "Brother Roujiamo",

"Little Kitty" and other code names, they really feel...ah! Goodbye, friend, goodbye!

"When will we leave the country?"
To be continued...
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