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God has been a very decent boy since he was a child. The cute and beautiful God has become a romantic and handsome man. Well, everyone thinks it is like this, but the result is not like this. I, God, I am sorry to everyone, I disappoint everyone. However, for the villagers who have high requirements for the appearance of village idols, God, this child should be considered a disabled person. How could I, who was once arrogant, become a "passerby", and a master who can only be a soy sauce. Back then, my face was small and narrow, and I was not a beautiful child, but I became

When I grew up to 17 years old, my small face became an advantage, much more beautiful than when I was a child. Unfortunately, I was not me. On the contrary, my face was big and wide, and I was considered a beautiful child. In our countryside, everyone felt happy when I looked like this! I felt that I would definitely be blessed when I grew up with such a big face, but when I grew up to 31 years old, my big face became a disadvantage. In my sister's statement, my brother's appearance: "Just like the Qianli Horse we watched on TV, but the difference is that my brother's face is the face of a Qianli Horse. That smelly face is old, long and annoying."

Although this is when he didn't lend her money, he described me like this. Of course, this is her angry words. This cannot be counted, right! You think so too, I am also drunk. You say that a handsome man like me always puts a mirror on his body. Have you seen the mirror I wear is square? This is really not the case. Is the mirror I wear round? This is a very telling problem, which means that my face is not as long as my sister said. It is long and square. If this is the case, how can my round mirror reflect my face! It naturally means that my face still looks small. If it is not small, the small mirror really can't fit my big face.

Well, I don’t like people who use rectangular mirrors the most. Most of those people are because only such mirrors can reflect their faces, and such people are horse faces. As for the recent so-called beautiful awl faces trends bloom among all male and female stars, my sister is not as good as the horse faces directed by God! I really can’t help but complain. I really want to say to my sister, “Where is my face growing” and I don’t know what my sister thinks. Are all the stars beautiful? Absolutely not. There are many stars who are not as good as passers-by, but they know how to cover up their flaws. Some stars know to make themselves look better through various special ways! But many times they are not satisfactory!

Of course I was angry, so I posted on my Moments, "Welcome to boldly slap my appearance, tell me the stars in your heart that they don't belong to handsome men and beauties, but those fans praised them like fairies, and then tell me what's wrong with me!" Of course, the response was strong for a while. No one was shocked by my appearance, and everyone complained about my face one after another.

The miraculous doctor said: "We don't understand the world of long-faced faces!"

I didn't expect that the miracle doctor was the first person to take advantage of the situation. I was very unhappy and felt that I was insulted. I counterattacked: "You bun face, you say who has a long face, I'm drunk, you can't say that I'm here. There is no bun face that says steamed bun face is long, you are no one, who do you think you are? Although this is not a world with long faces, it is not the legendary world of round faces. As you with round faces, I just want to say, "Miss, your face is so round!" You don't understand yet, what do you want to understand, the world of round faces, we don't understand even more!"

The miracle doctor didn't expect that I would dare to fight back. She heard me say that she had a round face and seemed to be unhappy. She told me, "Brother, how did you grow up? Why did you eat a square face? Brother, eat less steamed buns, and then you will become bricks. At that time, it would be too late for you to regret it."

I was drunk. What she said was obviously mocking me. I was also very angry. As a man who wanted to save face, I disliked others' weaknesses and mentioned the matter of eating steamed buns. She said that I could tolerate my face, but if I laughed at me for eating steamed buns, I couldn't tolerate it. I said, "You think everyone is like you and loves eating so much. You are the child of buns. Why do you look like buns more and more like buns? The key is still a local bun. You still eat it. Girl, please be more careful! But I really don't have the ability to eat your face so round. This is the first time I have seen it."

Fante saw that I was bullied by steamed buns. As a woman, she naturally had to protect women! She started to stumble: It’s not a big deal about the long face. I didn’t want to say anything, but some men! I don’t blame you for being ugly, but why don’t you look in the mirror first and send photos! If you post photos and you still have the courage to post your photos, I will really be convinced. Everyone’s eyes are bright when they see the masses! You can’t tell that this is an ugly face. You dare to post on WeChat Moments. Where did you get the courage? Who do you want to jump out to scare? Say, who do you want to scare to death?

I'm drunk too. Where did I get the courage? I blame me for being like this. Why can't I post it on Moments? I just posted it, what do you want? You bite me! I told you that everyone is unique, so we usually explain my face like this. I said, "I just look a little strange, but mine is still full of facial features and it doesn't hinder use. People like me are more attractive. Since childhood, everyone has said that the more I look at it, the more I look at it!" But do you know? After the age of 18, I'm very gentle and graceful in men's clothing. I tell you that ugly men show their temperament, and God instructs this person to be particularly elegant.

Fantexi expressed dissatisfaction. What else does it taste like when she is so ugly? It's all because she vomits, and only the smell of stomach acid. She doesn't agree with her ugly appearance, but she still has to argue. You make me feel very upset when I see you. I don't blame you if I can't tell you. I don't blame you. My facial features must be distinguished... It's an objective fact. Even if you don't accept reality, you have to admit reality!

I argued with Fan Taixi: It’s not that I’ll brag about you. A man like me will have the style of the style I want to wear, and the style of the clothes I wear will have the style of the style. Well, no matter how capable I am, I can’t be a domineering president-style clothes. I can’t wear them in the style of a security guard! Even so, I didn’t wear them, so I don’t believe there will be such a result. If I wear such a result, I don’t want to live anymore. My classmates have basically seen my most handsome time. They have always thought that I am the future male god. If they know that I am miserable, they have to come to me to watch. This is why I don’t participate in the class reunion, because I’m afraid that the contrast will be too large, which will disappoint my classmates.

Fantexi told me: How can you be so fond of a person who makes your face short? Originally, other people's faces were quite normal, but your face was too long, and it made others look short at once. That would have made others weird inexplicably.

I was speechless. I blamed me for my face, my face looks shorter, I blame me for this! If I look normal, how could it be shorter? I am not a benchmark, let everyone look at me!

Fantexi looked like I was not worried about my face at all, so I admired my confidence very much! Fantexi said: It’s strange to see the face when people look at it. If you don’t know it, it’s better to forget it. The key is that you are thick-skinned. I have to accept you. You are “not knowing it because you are ugly, but you are beautiful because your face is ugly.”

Although God's command did not understand what she meant, he just felt that praising people cannot use classical Chinese because he could not understand it. God's command felt that she was praising herself. Regardless of whether it was like this or not, we God's command was like this. So we proudly said: "Beautiful but do not know, I am even more beautiful." A person's beautiful things are good, but he thinks that he is not the most beautiful. I think this behavior is even more beautiful. God's command told Fan Tse that I am the beauty of my heart, you don't understand. God's command said: I don't understand, I only know that "the beauty is beautiful, I don't know the beauty; the evil is evil, I don't know the evil." It comes from where it means, that is, "that beautiful person is beautiful and proud, so I don't think she is beautiful; the ugly person is ugly, but I don't think she is ugly."

Fan Taixi said: Starting from philosophical relativism, it is believed that the difference between beauty and ugliness is relative. The same object is, such as "Mao Liji, the beauty of people, the fish sees deeper, the bird sees high, and the elk sees sudden success." Therefore, people's aesthetic evaluation has no objective standards, and is completely subjective. From this point of view, Zhuangzi further believes that the distinction between beauty and ugliness does not exist, "Li and Xi Shi are reckless and weird, and the Tao is one." The thoughts of the ancients emphasized the difference, relativity and objectivity of beauty, but they deny the universality and objectivity of beauty. Simply put, "You know beauty and ugliness by yourself, why bother to tell us? We don't want to reveal the length of people. We should just be aware of our own strengths. We cannot be clear about the face, but we don't know it."
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