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Chapter 2081 Christmas Eve

Wang: You are quite amazing too. If you can come up with such a bad idea, you are so talented!

Kang: The Tao is one foot taller, and the demon is one foot taller. Otherwise, one side will not be able to survive.

Wang: Oh, it’s not easy for everyone.

Kang: Later, in order to reward our friends in the wheelchair, he brought huge benefits to our gang and gave us a decent job.

Wang: Then what!

Kang: I decided to give this friend my biggest reward.

Wang: What kind of reward?

Kang: I have made large-scale modifications to his equipment. Don’t look at our small group, we are still talented. Just my nephew, nothing else can do, but the machinery is a good player.

Wang: It’s a waste to you. If you send him to a vocational and technical college, you might be able to train an engineer.

Kang: Alas, I think it's a pity, and I want to cultivate him too. After all, he is my nephew, so of course I can't treat him badly.

Wang: But you still let him follow you and collect protection fees as you go.

Kang: I can’t help A Dou, I asked him to go to school, he insisted on following me, what should you do if you ask me to do?

Wang: Alas, what a pity.

Kang: There is nothing to be a pity. He is still good, and it is good to repair wheelchairs normally.

Wang: Oh, that's good.

Kang: Do you still expect him to repair your motorcycle?

Wang: There is really no this one.

Kang: That's fine. As long as he can repair a wheelchair, our backbone can go out on time every day to collect protection fees, which will not affect our gang's business.

Wang: Alas, that's all for pursuit.

Kang: I can only pursue this little thing.

Wang: How did he modify your wheelchair?

Kang: Since our gang was established, it has been our chariot and can no longer be called a wheelchair.

Wang: Well, how did he modify your chariot.

Kang: Of course, it was completely transformed. Through my nephew's magical craftsmanship, the chariot was changed drastically.

Wang: I still can't imagine what kind of change this is.

Kang: To put it simply, it is to install a subwoofer on the wheelchair.

Wang: The chariot has taken shape.

Kang: Who dares not pay the protection fee? We drove the chariot up and bombarded his stall.

Wang: Just as cruel as the old man and the aunt in the square dance.

Kang: Fortunately, the brother in the wheelchair has bad ears. Every time someone challenged us, we would slam at his stall.

Wang: I can imagine that he was turning on the subwoofer and waving his hands constantly. It was probably too beautiful and we didn't dare to watch it anymore.

Kang: Yes, if the other party doesn’t know the situation, we will ask the wheelchair brother loudly, “Is it because he is idle and he is not strong enough?”

Wang: Your brother waved his hand desperately.

Kang: His waved means "I don't have to be strong, and the sound must be louder."

Wang: Then let's shout a little louder.

Kang: It is necessary, let’s turn the voice a little louder and continue to put pressure on the vegetable dealer.

Wang: The other party probably won’t compromise, right?

Kang: Of course he dared not submit easily. If he didn't torture him so hard that he could not live, he wouldn't know that Prince Ma had three eyes.

Wang: Keep talking louder.

Kang: Don’t look at my nephew, but he is good at modifying things. At the beginning, the people in the vegetable market were quite disapproving, after all, they did not reach the high decibel that affected their lives.

Wang: I want to create the strongest weapon in a wheelchair, but it is still a weapon without gunpowder. This is considered a black weapon in a harmonious society.

Kang: That's natural. Think about it, you have been insomnia for a long time. When you sleep during the day, you finally fell asleep. The aunts in the square all seemed to have chicken blood injected. In the past, the ancients danced when they smelled chickens, but the aunts didn't get up as they were injected with chicken blood. The chickens didn't get up, and the aunts got up in front of the chickens. Then, everyone had a radio, and the day's battle began. Although they only had a radio with no lethality, it was enough to make people want to die.

Wang: It’s such a person, especially on weekends. He finally could sleep in, but the aunts occupied the platform downstairs early and danced with unpleasant music. I was also drunk. I really wanted to throw a beer bottle over them. It was really tormenting. Don’t mention how troublesome it was.

Kang: That is, our chariot was modified based on this principle. We chose a rural disco that everyone hates. As long as the music sounds, it is the beginning of pain. This is the root of evil and evil, the most terrifying source of pollution in modern society. You will never imagine how terrible the pollution of noise is.

Wang: It’s not that I can imagine it, but that I have a personal experience. It’s because of such things that I took off my man’s long pants and put on tight leather pants.

Kang: The people in the vegetable market have never seen the world, and they can't stand being destroyed by the noise. Think about it, the aunts just took the radio and made Brother Wang change his sex life. They put down their good long-lasting pants and put on leather pants.

Wang: The harm of this noise is quite serious. My young mind has been seriously hurt. I have been deeply hurt. I don’t know how others can bear it. Anyway, I can’t bear it.

Kang: You, a big man, can't stand it. Think about these rude men in the vegetable market, who look particularly strong on the surface and are more powerful than ordinary people. But if they really listen to the Divine Song, they have to kneel down.

Wang: What kind of divine song is it that can make everyone in the vegetable market kneel down. Could it be that the legendary divine song will be born to have such a shocking effect?

Kang: Tell me, I can scare you to death. After you hear the title of this song, you have to kneel down.

Wang: I don't believe it.

Kang: You really don’t believe it, do you really want to listen?

Wang: I really want to listen. Tell me, and you scare me too. I am scared, I am so scared.

Kang: I scare you to death if I say it.

Wang: You can't scare me to death.

Kang: Well, you forced me, don’t regret it.

Wang: You let me go, I'm so scared.

Kang: Since you don’t look back until the Yellow River, and you don’t cry until you see the coffin, then I will tell you what kind of songs are played in my god-level subwoofer.

Wang: What, God-level subwoofer.

Kang: Yes, that is the sound that can shake God's voice, the sound that can shake people in the vegetable market, and the power of the terrible noise that can collapse the entire world.

Wang: Isn’t it just a loud noise?

Kang: The loud voice is just a part of his characteristics. What really scares you is not that it has four muzzles, it has the power to shake the world, and the music that is played out.

Wang: Is it a demonic voice?

Kang: Yes, it’s quite magical. It makes a married woman cheat, breaks up other people’s families, and makes teenagers learn bad music.

Wang: Can that be music?

Kang: Isn’t it music? It can’t be Tuoxiang.

Wang: You are really good at joking.

Kang: Think about the four subwoofers making four big twelves, what a terrible scene, what a messy scene.

Wang: Imagine it, that is the legendary feeling of spraying feces all over the mouth, and every pore is clamoring, which makes people feel disgusting, not bad.

Kang: Just think of it, there are still unpleasant words in the lyrics. These words are released by four big guns and are bombarded at you. How many normal people can accept such vulgar things?

Wang: The entire vegetable market is probably going to be in trouble, and who else can do business with peace of mind?

Kang: There is nothing strange about a rumor, but if this rumor is magnified infinitely and reaches an unacceptable level when it is said, can you still remain indifferent?

Wang: Of course, I can't be indifferent. Even if I don't have money, I will have to send this group of people away if I borrow money.

Kang: What we want is the effect. As long as you can’t accept it, you will submit.

Wang: Otherwise, I will endure it anymore and see if I can.

Kang: Well, you are the one who killed yourself, so let a new song "Christmas Eve" that has just been released to let you see the unbearable life.

Wang: What did you play "Christmas Eve"? I didn't expect you to release such dirty things. You are really too unlucky. How could you put this?

Kang: Why can’t I let it go? To achieve my goal, I have nothing I can’t do? Others can sing, but I can’t let it go. What’s the reason? It’s not that I want to disgust people, but that others want to disgust us, and we are disgusted by others.

Wang: But how can you use this song to disgust me?

Kang: I just used this song to disgust you. What's wrong? I disgusted you. What can you do to me? You bite me!

Wang: Bitch, you actually used this damage move. Do you think I dare not hit you.

Kang: You hit me, come and hit me, I just like disgusting people, what can you do to me?

Wang: What can you do with you? Can you beat you to death? Do you believe it or not?

Kang: To be honest, since the song "Christmas Eve", I don't know how many people are disgusted. I guess people across the country are disgusted by his songs.

Wang: It’s not so exaggerated. You just disgusted others casually, and didn’t expect to disgus everyone in the country.

Kang: It means you are amazing. If you are not powerful, how can you disgust the people of our country in the whole country?

Wang: It doesn’t matter if you disgusted me. Do you think you can disgusted the whole earth and want to disgusted the whole world?

Kang: As long as I can receive the protection fee, I can't control anything else, no matter whether it can be disgusting the whole world.

Wang: It’s really a shame for our people.

Kang: Anyway, I have lost my face and I have no choice but to save it.

Wang: Then what is the difference between you and those who have no bottom line as long as you can make money? Please don’t play this song?
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