Another man said, "He knew how to sell meat at the market; he went to the east to meet the pigs from the fifth hour drum, but he had never come back. Come and look for him quickly."

He ran to greet him alone. Halfway through the way, he met the butcher Hu, followed by a man who cooked soup, carrying seven or eight kilograms of meat, four or five dollars, and was coming to congratulate him. When he entered the door, he saw the old lady, and the old lady cried and told her.

Hu Tuhuo said in surprise: "Isn't this lucky?"

People outside asked Mr. Hu to speak out in a hurry. Butcher Hu handed over the meat and money to his daughter and walked out. Everyone discussed with him in this way.

Hu Tuhuo said: "Although I am my son-in-law, I am the village chief now, the stars in the sky. The stars in the sky cannot be beaten! I heard the Zhai Gong say: If the stars in the sky are beaten, the King of Hell will use them to beat a hundred iron sticks, and will be sent to the eighteenth level of hell, and will never turn over. But I dare not do such a thing!"

A sarcastic man in the neighbor said, "Stop! Dad Hu, you make a pig-killing business every day. If you go in with a white knife and a red knife, the King of Hell didn't know that he asked the judge to record thousands of iron sticks in your book. Even if you add these hundred sticks, what's the point of hitting it? I'm afraid that the iron stick will not be counted as this account. Or if you save your son-in-law's illness, the King of Hell will be praised and lift you to the seventeenth level from hell, it's not clear."

The doctor said: "Don't just tell jokes. Dad Hu, this thing must be like this. You have no choice but to change it."

The butcher was beaten by everyone, so he had to pour two bowls of wine to drink, to enhance his courage, put away these things before, take out their usual vicious appearance, rolled up their shaky sleeves, and walked up to the market. Five or six neighbors followed.

The old lady rushed out and shouted, "In-laws, you can only scare him, but don't hurt him!"

The neighbors said, "Of course, why don't you give me any instructions?" and said, and kept going.

When I arrived at the market, I saw the village chief standing at the entrance of a temple, with his hair scattered, his face covered in mud, and one of his shoes ran away. He clapped his palms and shouted, "It's opened! I've opened! Don't play with monkeys, don't play with monkeys."

Hu Tuhu walked up to him like a fierce god and said, "Damn beast! What have you opened up?"

The people and the neighbors couldn't help laughing when they saw this. Unexpectedly, although Hu Tuhuo had the courage to hit him, he was still afraid. His hands had already trembled and did not dare to hit him for a second time. The village chief was knocked unconscious because of this mouth and fainted on the ground. The neighbors all stepped forward, strapped his chest and pounded his vests for half a day, and gradually breathed over, his eyes were bright and he was no longer crazy. Everyone helped him up and sat on the bench of a surgeon at the entrance of the temple.

Hu Tuhuo stood aside, and his hand was about to hurt. When he looked at it, he slapped his hand and could not bend it any longer.

He said in his heart annoyed: "Sure enough, the 'village star' in the sky cannot be beaten, but now the Bodhisattva is calculating." After thinking about it, it hurts even more and he quickly asked the doctor for a plaster and put it on.

The village chief looked at everyone and said, "Why am I sitting here?"

He also said: "I have been drowsy for half a day, as if I were in a dream."

The neighbors said, "Missar, congratulations on getting through it. I was so happy that I triggered the phlegm and I spit out a few mouthfuls of phlegm. That's how it's going to be done."

The village chief said: "Isn't it just that after-sales service is opened, what's the point? What do you mean? Did you think I bought a fake product before, so I kept laughing at me. Now I feel that I owe me a debt, so I'm here to compensate me again, but I'm not here to pay me back."

While the village chief tied his hair and couldn't stroke his smoky hair, he asked his family to borrow a basin of water to wash his face. A neighbor had already found the shoe and put it on for him. Seeing his father-in-law in front of him, he might be scolding him again. Who told me not to listen to my wife? Isn't this worth causing such a thing now?

The father-in-law said: You said that no matter how you say it, you will be the head of a village. If you make this joke today, how do you explain to others in the future and how others view you, your face has been thrown away by you.

The village chief forgot everything he said just now. He only remembered that he had just answered the phone, and forgot about what he had run out. Others said that he had done something else, but nothing happened to him. The village chief looked at his cell phone and said: Why am I embarrassed? I just called the customer service. Don’t bother me.

The customer service has never been hung up. There is a uncivilized rule for the customer to call, and if the customer does not receive the customer's permission, you cannot hang up the phone. Anyway, answering the phone is not a good deal. As long as you don't have money, it's the customer's business, and it has nothing to do with you. Even if the customer doesn't say a word, as long as the phone is not hung up, the customer service will wait. The village chief accused everyone of making trouble out of nothing: Look at other people's products, don't delay me.

The neighbors knew in their hearts that the product was good. Customer service was treating work negatively and did not take customers seriously. Just imagine how important the customer’s work is. Not only does one customer have to deal with it, but he has to face many customers every day. However, the customer service of the monkey man is consuming with one customer. The problems of other customers are just not being able to be handled, let alone the monkey man is only one customer service. You say that he is consuming like this, what should we do if other people have problems?

No wonder the village chief gets crazy after he calls. It is because the phone is too difficult to connect, so the village chief is happy for a moment, and his qi and blood will attack his heart!

The village chief communicated with the customer service: Do you still want it?

Not to mention, although it was a long time since the other party had not yet gotten off work, so naturally he was there. He heard the customer service yawning, as if he had just woken up. He heard an echo on the end of the phone, and he replied: It's here.

The owner is also a quick call when he comes to this customer service. If there is such a big disturbance on the other side, it seems that it has nothing to do with her. She just needs to stay until she gets off work. Other things have nothing to do with her. This is customer service. The so-called customer service. He only answers customer questions, and what else does it have to do with her.

The village chief told the people around him very proudly that they were filled with happiness and their mouths were wide open, and they were afraid that they would not be able to fit. The village chief said: I am your customer.

Customer Service: You are a customer, hello, hello, what's wrong with you?

Village Chief: It’s a nonsense that something is wrong. Who would spend so much time calling you?

Customer Service: What's wrong with you?

Village Chief: Tell you what kind of broken electric kettle you are selling.

Customer Service: If you think our electric kettle is not good, then don’t buy it!

The village chief cursed himself secretly, saying, "You think I want to buy it, but if it weren't for showing off, I wouldn't have bought your broken electric kettle." If I had known that I would have listened to my wife, don't buy this broken electric kettle. This is the worst thing I have ever bought in my life."

When the customer service heard others say about his products like this, he felt particularly unhappy. If the other party was not on the other end of the phone and had the fierce temper of the customer service, he would have to kill him with a small fist. The customer service said: You can fall and not be humiliated. If you have a genital, you will throw it, don’t say it is bad.

Village Chief: You think I'm stupid. If I fall, you must say that I did it on purpose. Will you repair it for me? Don't try to anger me. Don't think that I'll throw things when I get angry. No matter how rubbish the things you produce, I won't deliberately destroy them. This is my bottom line.

Customer Service: That's it, you thought you were really dissatisfied with our product, and thought of throwing it off!

Village Chief: I don’t like your products very much, but I won’t smash the things.

Customer Service: Then you just won’t be angry, so let’s continue talking.

Village Chief: You are really weird. Do you have templates and routines when chatting with people like this?

Customer Service: No templates, no routines.

Village Chief: Stop teasing. If you don’t have a template, how could you say all nonsense? If you don’t have a routine, how could you lie to me to throw things?

Customer Service: I just said it casually. If you are willing to take it seriously, what can I do if you are unwilling to take it seriously?

Village Chief: Don’t go around the corner, I’ll just tell you, why did my house trip after I turned on the electricity?

Customer Service: I'm going, no.

Village Chief: Really, I tried it three times, and as soon as I powered it up, my home would trip.

Customer Service: No, that's such a coincidence.

Village Chief: What a coincidence? How can such a coincidence be done? Is this a fact good?

Customer Service: How is it possible? Our electric kettle is only 1,900 watts, so why does it trip? I’m afraid there is something wrong with your circuit. This is to put the responsibility on the customer service. It is the responsibility of the customer service, not the electric kettle.

The village chief told me a moment and it was only 1,900 watts. I really don’t know how he said this: In our countryside, who would use such a big electric tiger, not only does it consume electricity, but it also costs a lot of money. When I think of the electricity consumption of this electric kettle, the village chief showed a hint of worry.

I remember the electrician said before that the wires in my home have a maximum load, and cannot exceed 2 kilowatts at most. Once they exceed 2 kilowatts, they will automatically trip. The village chief smiled. If it is as the customer service said, it would be easy. The village chief immediately drove all the appliances in the home, thinking that the electric kettle was 1 kilowatts, and the power that my home could carry was 2 kilowatts. Isn't it just right? After the village chief turned off the appliances in the home, he immediately powered the electric kettle.

With a bang, the neighbor's road was indeed out of power as expected.

The village chief asked the customer service about the situation at home and asked: Customer service, why is the power outage again?

Customer Service: Haha, this electric kettle has a feature, don’t you know?
Chapter completed!