Chapter 617
Lu Shijuan was well aware of the principle of "killing everyone is the perfect way to infiltrate". As early as when he heard Yi Ether describe the tragedy of the Starlight Banquet, he had already prepared for an all-out war with Baidu Mountain.
The real powerful enemies - the old gods are still wandering in the universe and may break the extraterrestrial seal at any time. Samsara Studio doesn't know when it will jump out like Team Rocket and hinder them. Where can there be time and these so-called
"Right way" to kill time?
With the strength of Lu and his dual-type Baiyin Meng, plus the large forest of curly-haired baboons where strong men gathered, since they discovered that there was a problem in Baidu Mountain, they just took action!
Moreover, he was finally able to say the line he had always wanted to try once——
"To deal with this kind of crooked ways, there is no need to talk about moral principles. Let's all join in, Nai Lazhu Te!"
Lu Shijuan said happily.
There are many reincarnations who like to say such famous lines in the world of classics. Today is finally his turn to seize the opportunity!
However, long before Lu Shijuan spoke, the curly-haired baboons were already screaming and rushing towards the Jindan elders at Baidu Mountain.
"Secret" and "arcane" are keywords that can instantly ignite the baboons' fighting spirit.
The war broke out.
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Zhihutang.
Northeast Boudoir.
Yes, boudoir.
At least Zhihutang is responsible for taking care of (monitoring) the maids in the Northeast, which is what the guards call them.
Dongbei was clinging to the paper window of his boudoir, eavesdropping on the chat between the two guards outside the window.
"This man is so lucky that he was chosen by the hall master."
"Why, you also want to try the hall master's 'sword-controlling skills'?"
"No need!"
"Hahahahaha!"
There were laughter and joy outside the window, but there was silence and choking inside the window.
Dongbei covered his mouth with a bitter look on his face. He already knew what he was going to face next.
In the two days after he returned to Zhihu Hall by flying boat, beautiful maids always came to bathe and change his clothes, making him smell delicious. Northeastern was once in a state of excitement and felt very good about himself.
However, when he had his first lunch, he began to feel that something was wrong.
No meat.
It's all vegetables and fruits.
Dongbei felt strange in his heart, so he asked the maids if they knew that Buddhism in Hutang avoids meat and food and prefers vegetarian food. As a result, some maids were equally at a loss, and some maids covered their mouths and snickered, but no one answered him.
Unable to find an answer, Dongbei had no choice but to suppress the doubts in his heart. He always felt that the smiles of the maids were a bit familiar.
At dinner, there were a lot of fruits and vegetables, which made him more and more suspicious.
Although the fruits are very sweet and delicious, why don't places like Xiuxian Sect not eat meat? New disciples should practice some kind of foundation building or body training first, right? No nutritional supplements are needed?
More importantly, he wants to eat meat!
With such doubts in mind, Dongbei managed to eavesdrop on their conversation while the maids were carrying the plates after dinner——
"Sister, why does the hall master always let him eat fruit for a few days every time he likes a man?"
"Yeah, yeah, I've been meaning to ask too!"
"Hehehe, you are still young, this knowledge is a bit too early for you."
"Good sister, just tell us~"
"That's right, tell us~"
"Well, actually, sister, I haven't tried it either. It is said that if you eat more fruits, the taste will be better..."
"What does it taste like? The master of the hall is a bixiu... I am practicing with him and I don't want to eat his meat. What does it have to do with the taste?"
"Yes, yes, sister, please speak clearly, why can't I understand you?"
"Maybe you can really eat it? Hehehe..."
"Hey! I know what will taste better, don't say it again! It's disgusting!"
"What? What do you know?"
"Don't ask, you are still young and don't need to know such things."
"Yes, yes, that's not a good thing!"
"No, no, no! You all know it, but you're bullying me because I don't know it!"
The maids laughed and drifted away, Dongbei's lips trembling like weeping.
Two lines of clear tears streaked down his cheeks.
He knew why the smiles of the maids looked so familiar. They were the smiles of the fujoshi classmates in his middle school class when they were doing CP for boys...
No! I don’t know!
I don't understand!
I'm only five years old...
I am very pure...
He thought this over and over again, paralyzing himself, but finally cried "Wow".
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoriuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuowuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu is
"No, I have to escape! But if I escape, I will fail to sneak into Zhihu Hall. If the source material is here, wouldn't it delay the big thing...
"It's rare to have such a good opportunity. If I make good use of it, I may be able to easily find out the news about the source of matter from the Zhihu Hall Master, and save the entire companions of the three groups of gods, and even all the book friends I know or don't know.
Let them survive this death mission safely...
"Ahhhhhh, what should I do?"
Dongbei was extremely tangled, and in such an extremely tangled state, he struggled all day long.
And now, he has made his decision.
He will not give up his mission, he will protect Ziji Thigh and other group friends, and he will save all reincarnations in asxs!
But he is not willing to make such a big sacrifice. If he is dirty, he will no longer be qualified to hang on that white thigh as a pendant.
So the plan for now is to pretend to be flattering, wait until the day when Wang Lufei turns over his cards, and while the two are alone, use all his strength to subdue the other party, feed the other party "Veritaserum", and ask for all the information related to the source of matter!
If the Seiran is really here, just grab it and run away!
With a plan in mind, Dongbei settled down and eavesdropped on the movements and conversations outside the door with a grimace. It would be good to know more about Zhihutang.
Dongbei, who was leaning against the window, had no idea that a black cat was quietly staring at him from the shadows on the beam.
The cat wears a black collar around its neck.
There is a wide and bright space hidden in the collar.
By the villa swimming pool in the center of the different space, Zi Ji leaned comfortably on the lounge chair, drinking watermelon and pear juice while listening to the piano report.
"Meow, Master Ziji, Silly Dongbei doesn't seem to be planning to escape, but is preparing to meet the man. Are we really not going to show up? He looks very pitiful."
Kotone, who turned into a black cat, said with some sympathy.
"Oh, who told him to disobey me? I clearly asked him to infiltrate with you and Wenxu, but he actually made his own decisions and acted separately from you. He deserves to suffer some punishment."
Zi Ji said ruthlessly with a straight face.
"If he knew that after I was promoted to Silver, I could turn into jewelry with space equipment capabilities, and he would put you all in and act together, his expression would be very wonderful."
Wenxu, who transformed into a cat collar, gloated.
The other pendants on Zi Ji's thigh also made cheerful mocking sounds.
During the two days of inner suffering in the Northeast, Qinyin had already meowed all over the Zhihu Hall in a cute manner. In addition to receiving a lot of food, she also successfully found the location of the sect's sacred object that was suspected to be the source of matter.
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But Zi Ji doesn't plan to carry out the seizure operation immediately. She wants to finish watching the drama in Northeast China first. Otherwise, wouldn't she be living up to Northeast China's hard-earned determination?
"Pfft."
Chapter completed!