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Chapter 000 Ala Hammer God Ding

Xi Zitang used all his strength to close his tired eyes and let the cold night wind blow in from the entrance of the cave and slap his face randomly.

A sigh echoed slowly in the cave and could not be dispersed for a long time.

Narrowing his eyes, he did not forget to sneer at the hammer beside him that seemed to be placed in a serious manner, but was actually fixed to the stone. "What the fuck, Thor's hammer is like this.

It’s not that difficult! Tomorrow is the tenth anniversary of pulling out the awl, I’m so good at it!”

Xi Zitang felt that his life had been in vain. For ten years, he only ate, drank and pulled out the hammer. However, the hammer did not move at all. His tender hands, which were originally eighteen years old, were covered with calluses from friction. He tossed and turned.

He felt that he was really not as good as the rabbit on this mountain. At least the rabbit was effective in pulling carrots all day long. Looking at himself again... he couldn't help but wailed:

"I'm just trying to pull out a hammer!"

"You are trying to pull out a hammer after all!"

"Are you trying to pull out a hammer?"

"It's like pulling out a hammer."

"I'm pulling out a hammer."

"I'm pulling out a hammer."

"Pull out a hammer"

"What a hammer"

"Hammer"

The echoes in the cave lingered for a long time.

"Mr. Hui Sheng, you've been so meowing enough! Believe it or not, I've defeated this cave of yours!"

"Ah!" Echo finally responded with a provocation, "Ah!"

"Fuck you, uncle!" Xi Zitang stood up like a carp, raised his fist as big as a sandbag and punched the hard stone wall.

Click, a gap opened in the stone wall instantly.

Kaka!

The gap gradually extends and widens...

"No way! Are you so fragile? After all, you are also arrogant rocks!" Xi Zitang never expected that the cave where he had lived for ten years would be destroyed in his own hands?

Bang bang bang.

As the cracks continue to extend, stones have begun to fall from the top of the cave. Judging from the speed of spreading, this cave will not last long!

Sooner or later, the cave seemed to be facing him, and it suddenly shook and collapsed...

Just when the ten heavy stones above his head were about to fall, he flew towards the entrance of the cave like an arrow from a string...

The past ten years of running and spinning around with a hammer handle are not in vain. Facts have proved that even a grinding donkey can be trained to be a "lonely man" with hard work!

As if, at this moment, Xi Zitang rushed out of the cave like the king of donkeys, 'walking alone for thousands of miles'.

"You ungrateful child, come and save me!" Suddenly, a sharp and slightly charming voice came from the cave.

"Why are you talking about birdsong again?!" Xi Zitang looked blankly into the cave where rocks kept falling. For ten years, in this place where birds have not pooped, except for rabbits, there was only a hammer. Rabbits can't talk.

!

They would just keep pulling out radishes to avoid being eaten by themselves and bring them to the cave as offerings. If they couldn't speak, they would have to cry out in pain if they didn't scream for help when being roasted...

Is it a hammer?

"Hammer!" Xi Zitang slapped his forehead, feeling ashamed of his stupid idea.

"My lord, please don't leave. This little girl is the hammer you play with day and night!" The strange voice came from the cave again.

"I... oh!" Xi Zitang turned back, dodged the fall with his agile and coquettish movements, and headed straight for the hammer.

"Guardian, be faster and fiercer!" That voice really came from the hammer!

Xi Zitang didn't have time to think too much, so he grabbed the handle of the hammer and said, "This is the last time. If I can't pull it out, I can't do anything!"

Wow!

Directly above, a sharp stone fell down. When he looked up, the stone like a stone sword went straight to the door in front of Xizi Tang. In an instant, he held the hammer handle with his right hand and pressed down with his left hand.

The wheel fist attacks the falling sharp stone!

Bang! The sharp stone was knocked away, but a shameful sound of "Ah~Ouch~" distracted Xi Zitang, and he did not have time to avoid another big stone...

"What's going on!" Xi Zitang reflexively raised his right hand to block the new crisis, but found that there was a stone stick in his hand.

"Idiot, you have finally figured it out. For ten years, you have only used brute force to pull it out, but you have never thought of pressing it gently. Ah~ Wow~ I want to reminisce about that... Ahem, do you know how to press and lift it?

Only then..."

"Shut up!" Xi Zitang wanted to die. Let's not talk about the issue of pulling out or pressing. Why did you make such a shameful sound for Mr. Mao? Don't you know that I am a teenager?

"What a sin! Young master, I'm actually struggling with puberty issues over an awl!" Xi Zitang burst into tears and ran out of the cave holding a piece of hammer head.

The moment his figure stepped out of the deep cave entrance, the cave suddenly collapsed...

Seeing the ruins of the place where he had lived for ten years, Xi Zitang looked up at the stars: "Mother, I can finally go home!"

"My lord, you have to hug me so intimately and make me so..."

"Monster, what the hell are you!" Xi Zitang realized this time that there was an awl in his arms, threw it to the ground with a bang, and stepped on it.

"Don't step on a little girl's cheek..."

"Stop talking like birdsong!" Xizi Tang slammed his feet into the air.

"Rude! Barbaric! One night of companionship, a hundred days of kindness, this little girl has been with you for ten years..."

"Shut up, you hammer! Don't use random words!" Xi Zitang stomped harder, "Since you can speak, you didn't tell me how to do it!"

"You! You are unreasonable!" Hammer began to choke, and then the hole in the handle of the hammer began to spray water out like a small fountain, seeming to be interpreting the tears of Sister Hammer, "If it weren't for Shi

The block hit the handle of the hammer, how could the little girl break through the seal and speak!"

"I see, then tell me, what the hell are you!" Only then did Xi Zitang realize that he seemed to have mistakenly blamed the hammer. He squatted down, straightened the hammer, and listened to what she said in detail.

"The little girl was a little girl many years ago. A long time ago, I don't remember the year, she was defeated by a barbaric man with a hammer and sealed the little girl inside. Then...well, it seems that there is no more.

Then I was woken up by you, and then the stone fell, and then you knew..."

"Fuck you, uncle!" Xi Zitang couldn't bear it any longer. He sat upright and just put out some tea and listened to some fairy tales. Then, after you wasted talking for a long time and said nothing, you kicked her

Kicked away.

"Rude! Barbaric..." The rolling hammer made intermittent sounds of attack.

"Don't leave, come back, please! The little girl still has important information, young man, please stay. I remember that the man who defeated me was called Xitian!"

"Xitian!" Hearing the name, Xi Zitang stopped, turned around suddenly, and asked the distant hammer, "Are you sure it's Xi Tian?"

"I'm sure, I'm sure! The little girl can recognize that dead old man who turned into an awl!" Hammer screamed.

"Could it be His Majesty Xitian, the founding emperor of the Eastern Holy Son Tang Dynasty!" Xi Zitang couldn't believe that all this was true, but then he thought about it, in this four continents, who else but the founder of the Tang Dynasty, His Majesty Xitian, had this title of demon?

able?!

"You can always take me away!" Miss Hammer's voice was much softer, and there was also a pitiful and aggrieved sadness in her voice that asked for comfort.

"I'll bring a hammer!" Xizi Tangdan was in great pain. He thought back to the time when his mother asked him to go up the mountain to pull out the hammer. Now the hammer is broken, and ten years of hard work seems to have been wasted...

"The little girl is just a hammer, so take me, take me away!" Miss Hammer begged, "Don't leave me alone in this barren mountain, I'm afraid..."

"I'm afraid of your sister, I'm afraid, jackals, tigers and leopards won't touch you just to keep those sharp teeth!" Xi Zitang said with his lips curled up.

"No, no matter what, she is a girl..."

Xi Zitang squinted his eyes and thought for a moment, if the person who sealed this guy was His Majesty the First Emperor of Zitang, then his mother must have been right to let him come to Chuiyun Mountain for ten years. Now he has the hammer, even though it is broken.

, I also want to take it down the mountain to show my mother.

At this moment, he seemed to understand his mother's good intentions. Everything about magical weapons was just a cloud. In the past ten years, he seemed to have developed a skill in the practice of drawing hammers. If he was strong and could run fast,

If it counts as a skill...

"Then besides being able to talk, what else can you do?" Xi Zitang walked to the hammer, leaned over and picked it up.

"Rub me!" Miss Hammer responded.

"What?" Xi Zitang was startled, not understanding the meaning.

"Rub me, rub me, rub me hard!" Miss Hammer's voice sounded very excited.

In order to give it a try, Xi Zitang began to rub the hammer body...

call out!

After a faint halo, a beautiful figure emerged from the small hole in the center of the hammer body.

"I'm so tired, Ala Hammer God Ding!" Xi Zitang took a step back in shock, looking at the slim young lady emerging from the hammer in disbelief, and couldn't help but say, "Next, you

Do you want to ask me what I wish for?"

"Wow! This is what it feels like to fly, this is what it feels like to be free!" Miss Hammer ignored Xi Zitang at all and began to dance amid bursts of her silver bell-like laughter.

"I'm asking you, are you the Ala Hammer God Ding in the fairy tale? Can you make my wish come true! I want revenge, I want to rebuild Zitang and restore the glory of the prosperous age!"

Miss Hammer shouted.

"I don't know what you are talking about. A little girl can't fulfill your wish, but a little girl can sing a song for you!" She rapped and sang, and she shouted: "This is the feeling of flying, this is freedom.

Feel!"

"Fuck you!" Xi Zitang threw up the hammer and kicked it far forward.
Chapter completed!