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"I think it would be more objective for Alice to answer this question." Shuke raised his head, as proud as a toad.

Li He turned his eyes to Alice. The girl bit her lips and struggled to speak, but in the end she frowned and admitted helplessly: "He is the top sales elite in the entire ventilator group. According to statistics from various regions, his West District 1

It has been the sales champion for many years, selling an average of thousands of ventilators every year."

"A thousand pairs a year?" Li He seemed not to believe what he heard and confirmed it again.

Alice was silent.

Shuke proudly added: "It's an average of a thousand pairs every year!"

Li He nodded and said, "I understand, that's all. You can really ignore it." He turned around and started to order: "What kind of meat is this barbecue? Forget it, it doesn't matter what kind of meat it is, just give me five portions first."

The person in charge, Ern, tapped the food tongs in his hand on the countertop and said expressionlessly: "Who pays for the five barbecues?"

"I'll do it!" Alice handed over her employee badge, but was stopped in the air by Li He.

Li He said to her: "I'll take care of this meal. If you want to treat me, you can treat me to a big meal after your business is completed."

"What order?" Alice opened her eyes wide: "You are still talking about just now... Oh, stop making trouble, I am worried to death and you are still joking!"

Shu Ke, who was next to him, seemed to have always reacted a little slower than ordinary people. It was only now that he finally understood what Li He just said. He also opened his eyes wide: "What did you just say? So little? You xxx

Are you kidding? A thousand pairs of ventilators! It’s equivalent to the sales of nearly 50 full-energy crystals that I contribute to the group every year! 50 full-energy crystals! You’ve never seen so much money in your life, right?

Beep?"

Of course no one paid attention to him at this time.

The two people who ordered in front were busy grabbing the bill.

Seeing the way the two of them were fighting over each other, for fear of losing their affection if they continued to fight, Ouen quickly interrupted: "Don't fight, one barbecue is 1 point for energy, and five barbecues are 5 points. Pay first and then serve."

.”

Alice was stunned and said in disbelief: "Owen, are you crazy? I eat here every day, where can I get barbecue for 1 energy?"

"Today's barbecue is special." Owen said.

"What's special? Is it roasted dragon meat?"

After all, being a chef is not a very mental job.

Owen was at a loss for words for a moment, so he thought hard and said, "It's very delicious!"

Alice saw that the other party was clearly trying to vent his anger on Shuke and deliberately made things difficult for the two of her.

She pointed at Ouen and said angrily: "You are going too far! I will definitely file a complaint against you to the administration!"

Turning around and looking at Shu Ke coldly, he snorted: "I won't eat anymore. Are you satisfied?"

She grabbed Li He's wrist and started to leave.

Unexpectedly, his hand seemed to be holding an iron railing nailed to the ground, and he was pulled back without moving.

Alice looked at Li He dejectedly and found that he was looking down at the samples and ordering dishes with his head down, muttering: "It's not good to just eat meat, you also need to pair it with some vegetarian dishes... This is it. It looks green and green."

I’ll take five portions of the green one too.”

"Okay, 1 energy point for one serving of seasonal vegetable salad, 5 energy points for five portions." Owen glanced at Alice and said proudly.

"Jin Fugui! Let's go!" Alice was in a terrible mood, feeling that today was such an unlucky and dark day.

Li He still lowered his head and muttered: "There are meat, vegetables and a lack of staple food. Let me see... this bread looks pretty good. I want five servings!"

"Haha!" Owen laughed: "Toast bread has 1 energy point per serving, five servings totaling 5 energy points!"

"Okay, okay! Each of you is more nervous than the other, I don't care!" Alice crossed her arms and stood angrily watching Li He's performance.

Li He smiled and said: "Don't be angry, what do you usually like to eat?"

"What the hell!" Alice said angrily.

Li He was a little surprised: "I don't feel full. Is it to keep in shape?"

"Humph!" Alice shook her blond hair: "It's not funny at all!"

Shrugging, Li He didn't take it seriously. He looked at the sample and muttered: "Five five o'clock, fifteen o'clock in total, let's just make it up. Is this drink a juice? It's also one for one, right? Come to five.

Serve, that’s all.”

Owen looked at him as if he were a fool. He tapped his dinner clip on the countertop and said, "It just happens to be a crystal full of energy. Bring it here. Pay the bill first and then serve the food."

"Pfft! Hahahahaha..." Shuke from behind laughed heartily.

At the end of the meal, he calculated a whole crystal full of energy. This farce-like performance was really enjoyable for him. He watched the idiot keep clicking cooperatively, and then saw Alice getting a little excited.

His face began to turn red, and he felt indescribably relieved.

The profit of the ventilator is not small. Most of the cost of this high-tech product is in the research and development stage. Once the research and development is successful and can be mass-produced, the production cost will be lower. He sells it to the company for one year, and in 50 full-energy crystals he

The commission is about 30%, and almost a dozen full-energy crystals can safely fall into your pocket every year.

On average, there is one bullet per month, which is equivalent to 200 standard bullets when converted into common currency. This level of income is almost higher than that of most residents in the gathering place, not to mention the preciousness of energy crystals. Sometimes 1 point of energy is not just

It's a 1-yard bullet.

Therefore, in the eyes of a senior local like Shu Ke, the person in front of him named "Jin Fugui" was taken advantage of. He was slaughtered with a full energy crystal in one meal, which was equivalent to one month's monthly salary. He would settle the bill later.

I don’t know what kind of expression I will get. Is it aching? Or is it a pointless pretense? Either way, I’m really looking forward to it!

How can we not be excited about such a wonderful show?

At this time, everyone's eyes were focused on Li He, but his hand picking out his pocket suddenly froze. He then remembered that all the blue energy crystals in the toilet had been converted into yellow ones. Now he wanted to pay with blue products.

If there really aren’t any, do we have to pay directly with Huangpin? Wouldn’t that be too exaggerated? Would others think that I was faking it?

Seeing "Jin Fugui" stop his movements, Shuke and the follower behind him looked at each other, and both of them saw the smiles gushing from each other's eyes.

He coughed, and the waiter understood what was going on. He squeezed forward, put his hands on the table and tapped his fingers on the table, urging Li He: "Hurry up, let me see if you can pay as fast as you order."

Hello."

Alice was just angry at first and didn't really care about Li He. Seeing that the villain was successful, she rounded her eyes and said on Li He's behalf: "It's none of your business! It's just 20 points of energy. Who doesn't have it?" She said

He took out a high-tech metal card from his body and slapped it on the table: "Swipe the card!"

"Haha..." Shuke said with a smile: "Alice, I know your income very well. 20 points of energy should be all your savings, right? I've spent several years on it for such a fat man.

Is it worth the money that is easy to save?”

"I'm happy to! It's none of your business!" The girl snorted, but instead urged the chef: "Hurry up and swipe your card. When you finish swiping, hurry up and serve me the food!"

"Hahahaha!" Shu Ke laughed at Li Hecanghai and said, "I feel so ashamed and sad for you that you let Alice pay for you. How about this, you kneel down and call me daddy, and I'll pay for you.

How about it baby boy?”

His followers were extremely applauded and burst out laughing like an old house collapsing.

Owen reached out and picked up the metal card, and also shouted: "What should I say? Do you want the lady to pay the bill for you or your father to pay the bill for you? Haha..."

There was a lot of chatter and noise all around, and all kinds of noise made Li He's violent heart, which had been suppressed by the medicine, start to rise again.

He took a deep breath and laughed at himself: You want to kill someone for such a trivial matter, Li He, you are really crazy!

"Forget it. Stop pretending, I'll show my cards." Li He smiled helplessly, took out a yellow stone and threw it on the table. The stone rolled all the way, and finally hit Ou En's belly and stopped.

Come down.

"Hahahaha...what?" Shuke stretched his neck to look.

An unimaginable guess flashed through Alice's mind: "...No way..."

The one closest to him was Ouen. He was still smiling with his mouth open, and he picked up the stone that hit his belly and looked at it.

Then he saw it clearly.

Alice also saw it clearly.

The dog-legged man also saw clearly.

Shuke also saw it clearly.

Ouen's hand stopped mid-air while he was tapping the countertop with his dining tote.

Alice hugged her chest and squeezed out a bottomless moan.

His tapping fingers almost dug into the steel countertop.

Shuke's brain rumbled.

The air in the whole place solidified, the noise disappeared, and the drop of a needle could be heard.

Outside the entrance of the restaurant, a uniformed security guard quietly walked away and whispered into the communicator: "Boss, they didn't go to the gate, but went to the restaurant. It seems they are ordering food."

Feedback came from the communicator: "Wtf? Ordering food in the restaurant? You can really pretend! I'll go to the second floor right away. You call everyone together. I won't be able to complete his death today!"

Inside the restaurant.

Shuke was like a puppet with strings pulled, his expression was stiff, his hands were raised flat and his fingers were slightly spread, and he approached the chef's table step by step.

Li He was standing aside. Looking at his appearance, thinking that he had laughed just now, he was a little worried that he might do something irrational due to his emotional ups and downs. If he really wanted to use his hands, would it be better to use his fists or not?

Is it better to use a pistol? Ah, it’s difficult to choose, it’s frustrating.

Ou En has been looking at the stone in his hand stupidly. He is not qualified enough to touch Huangpin energy crystal, and he is not even qualified to hear about it, so he can still hold it in his hand and study it stupidly. He just feels that

This stone has a fascinating charm and seems to be very valuable.

He is stupid, but Shuke is not stupid. As the company's sales champion, Huangpin Energy Crystal can be said to be a "famous person". What is the purpose of working hard?

Money and beauty!

Obtaining a cigar club tasting card is equivalent to grasping the weakness of a certain beauty, and if you can possess a yellow-grade energy crystal, it will really open the door to the top rich circle!

Years of hard work are just for the sake of being rewarded by the headquarters or purchased by oneself one day in the future, getting a piece of gold, and then rising to the rich list.
Chapter completed!
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