The next day, the sun rose three poles.

Cui Ping and Zhang Shan got up and walked out of the house. They looked back at each other, full of grievances and helplessness.

The thin man said helplessly, "There are too many mosquitoes! I couldn't sleep well last night!"

The fat man sighed, "My bed squeaked so much that it collapsed as soon as I sat on it. I couldn't help but sleep on the floor all night."

"We can't go on like this!" said the thin man, "We have to live on the mountain until dad dies before we can go down the mountain! In such a harsh environment, I'm afraid that if dad doesn't die, we will die first."

The fat man looked at the dilapidated Zhouyang Sect and said helplessly, "What can we do? This mountain gate is just like this. Look at the senior brother's residence. It is also a thatched pavilion with ventilation on all sides."

The thin man said, "Can we compete with Senior Brother? Senior Brother looks like he is an accomplished monk, and he is in the Qi-refining period at least. If we had his physique, we wouldn't be able to live in a thatched pavilion or even sleep on a mountain road."

question."

The fat man blinked and said, "It's no use nagging. The top priority now is to improve housing conditions and improve living standards. Otherwise, later we will give Senior Brother some money and ask him to arrange for someone to decorate the house and buy some furniture. Otherwise,

Our lives are in danger!"

"This is a good idea." The thin man clapped his hands, "But do you have money? When I came here, I spent all my money. Yesterday I gave the last one hundred taels of silver to Senior Brother."

The fat man spread his hands and said, "Don't look at me, I don't have any money anymore. I can only ask my family for it, but even if my family gives me money, it will take several months!"

The thin man pushed his chin up and paced, "How about this? Let's go back and discuss with senior brother to recruit a few rich men into the mountain gate and extort some money?"

"I think it will work!" said the fat man, "I remember that there were quite a few rich young masters who went down the mountain with us. I'll contact a few of them and get as much money as we need."

"That's it!" said the thin man, "When I meet Senior Brother later, you will see what I mean."

Not long after the two discussed, a local dumb uncle came towards them. The dumb uncle waved to them, and they hurriedly followed.

The thin man greeted warmly, "Good morning, dumb uncle. Is senior brother here?"

The dumb uncle nodded and made signs to go out.

The fat man said, "Uncle Mute, do you mean to say that the senior brother has not returned home all night and has just come back now?"

The dumb uncle nodded.

The thin man hesitated and said, "Elder brother just came back? Then where did he go last night?"

The mute uncle gestured with his hand to depict a graceful girl's curves, and then gestured to his senior brother with one hand, intertwining the two hands together.

The fat man said in confusion, "Woman, senior brother, what do you mean?"

If the thin man had some enlightenment, he said, "Elder brother met a female devil last night and then fought for three hundred rounds?"

The dumb uncle nodded hurriedly, and then made various postures with his hands.

The thin man said, "The senior brother first pinched the waist of the female devil, then grabbed her hair and tore her clothes to pieces. The female devil was defeated and wanted to bite the senior brother in the mouth. The senior brother turned around and hit her.

, the female devil is dead!"

Faced with the thin man's words, the mute man stopped his gestures, then looked at the thin man with cold eyes and looked at him with disdain, and left.

The thin man was a little at a loss, "Did I say the wrong thing?"

The fat man said, "Are you Bang Chui? My senior brother is a cultivator of immortality. Is it possible for people to fight by grabbing their hair and tearing off their clothes like us? They must be fighting against each other with magical weapons. The sky is dark and the earth is dark, and the sun and the moon have no light. With your imagination, how can you still

If you want to cultivate immortality, you need to cultivate a hammer."

The thin man listened to the fat man's words and quickly imagined a picture in his mind of a graceful senior brother engaging in a terrifying battle with the female devil, destroying everything and destroying the sun and the moon.

The fat and thin people soon arrived in front of the thatched cottage. At the door of the thatched cottage, the senior brother was meditating.

"Good morning, senior brother!"

"Hello, senior brother!"

Li Duxiu looked at the two guys in front of him and said calmly, "You have come at the right time. According to the regulations, it is time for the initiation ceremony today. As the second generation disciples of my Zhouyang Sect, you two are accepting disciples on my behalf today.

Give you the Dharma title."

The fat man heard this and asked curiously, "Dharma name? Senior brother, what does this Dharma name do?"

Li Duxiu said calmly, "When a cultivator enters the Immortal Sect, he will no longer return to the mortal world. Since he is different from the mortal world, he should give up the name of the mortal world. An elder of the sect should give him the Taoist name and become a true immortal.

"

The thin man said, "Thank you, senior brother, for clearing up the confusion. May I ask, senior brother, what is our dharma name?"

Li Duxiu raised his hand and took out a booklet from the cabinet on one side, "Although our Zhouyang Sect is not a famous sect, we are still a member of the Immortal Sect. According to the rules of the Immortal Sect, the names of the disciples in the past generations are determined by the ancestors.

Next, and then the cycle starts again, my master, who is the first generation head of Zhouyang Sect, ordered this book. When he left, he told me to assign names according to the names on the book. I will accept the two of you.

The first batch of disciples, as a reward, you have the privilege of choosing your own dharma name!"

As he spoke, Li Duxiu threw away the booklet in his hand and landed it squarely in front of the fat man.

The fat man hurriedly opened the booklet, and at first glance, the Dharma slogans were so catchy that it made people want to stop.

"Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Audi, Volkswagen, Dongfeng, Fengtian, Bentian, Land Rover, Ford, Changan, Great Wall, Geely, Beiqi, Yiqi, Shangqi, Regal, Buick, Zotye, Wuling, Lamborghini, Cadillac, Koenigsegg

,Mercedes, Lexus, Infiniti, Corvette..."

Li Duxiu watched the two of them look at their names carefully, and her heart pounded for a moment.

I wonder if this can handle the situation!

You must know that choosing a dharma name is a delicate matter. Whether you choose a name well or not directly determines the foundation of your sect.

Otherwise, why are the people who bear the dharma title all ancestors of the sect?

But in our Zhouyang Sect, the leader was beaten to death in the street for stealing, and the remaining one was mute and could only do odd jobs. The only choice was to be named by undergraduate Li Duxiu. Li Duxiu was a man with limited education and could not think of a clever move.

, simply copied the car brand from the previous life. Anyway, no one in this world knows that this is a car brand, and the naming of car brands is also very good. Those popular cars, no matter which brand is pronounced, is clear.

Catchy and addictive.

Soon, the fat man in front said, "Senior brother, can I ask what the master's name is?"

Li Duxiu said calmly, "The title of the leader is Land Cruiser!"

The thin man hesitated and said, "Land Cruiser, what does this mean?"

Li Duxiu said, "Land Cruiser is my hometown dialect, which means domineering!" Fatty said, "The title of the leader is really domineering. What about your title, senior brother?"

Li Duxiu smiled and said, "My nickname is Ferrari."

The fat man said, "Brother, what does your Ferrari name mean?"

Li Duxiu thought in his mind, how to answer this? Can you tell them that Ferrari is the first car that has never won on the track and never lost in picking up girls?

Li Duxiu thought for a while, "Ferrari symbolizes freedom and unrestraint. In my hometown, it means Xiaoyao. My name is also Li Xiaoyao."

"What a good name!" the fat man on one side read, "Head of the Land Cruiser, Master Domineering, Senior Brother Ferrari, Master Xiaoyao, so I can't be any worse, Master, I want to call him Wuling!"

Li Duxiu looked at the fat man's appearance and thought of the countless bread people in the sacred car Wuling Zhiguang. He suddenly thought, is this destiny?

The thin man said, "If you call me Wuling, then I can only call you Dongfeng. Dongfeng, Dongfeng, is invincible!"

"Dongfeng, Wuling!" Li Duxiu on one side said with a smile, "Yes, these are great dharma titles."

Li Duxiu smiled, but he was muttering in his heart, how will he be able to scream like this in the future?

Dongfeng, Dongfeng, go call Wuling out!

Sorry, BMW and Audi have been beaten up, please call on Ferrari!

A sect of cultivators turned into a car brand club. How is this unworthy?

Could it be said that if my dignified Zhouyang Sect fails to cultivate immortality, all of them will become immortals?
Chapter completed!