Wedge: Confessions of a Scumbag
"I'm so stupid, really ..."
"Well, except Xianglinyu, no one seems to use this sentence to start with this sentence. I am the second one, and I should be the second in my impression ..."
"I'm so stupid, really ..."
"I have never thought about the good things to fall off the pie in the sky. Even if it is true, I guess which grandson is the grandson in the sky to see me uncomfortable and plan to chop me with the pie."
"Besides, Ben Shao is also an attempt. In addition to the bird shit, the meteor and rocket parts in the sky, the rest are the only way in the weather forecast."
"Well, I have to add another: there is also the cigarette butt that I don't know which layer of bastards throw. In other words, it should be regarded as a disaster?"
"Oh! I'm so stupid, really ... (It's really not I want to irrigate)"
"If I can know everything that happened later, I would rather stand in place and turn into a diligent ashtray, so that the grandson upstairs will throw me a hundred cigarette butts."
"Otherwise, I won't spread these a few of them, no shame, no, no product, no skin, no face, and faceless. Hush, I have to whispered! Don't let those magic heads hear."
"It is estimated that you have never heard of or experienced a strange thing about picking up things."
"Walking on the road to pick up money, pick up mobile phones or something, basically the boss is common; picking plastic bottles on the streets and alleys, picking up A cat and dog or something, can be considered in the past.
There are also. "
"However, have you heard that you can pick up a few [magic heads] on the street, and then take it home to play? Don't believe it, I just pick it up! Really, no joke!"
"Be scared? Don't worry, the scary is still behind!"
"Do you think the [Demon Head] I am said to be a big brother, or what is the bloody wolf, or which or what is accidentally difficult?"
"Tell you, it's not! At least from the perspective of zoology, those mentioned earlier have not separated from the category of human beings."
"But I picked it up, but it was the real magic head of goods! The demon of the demon and the demon, the demon outside the demon! And there were three in one breath. In addition, I was enough for a table of mahjong.
Is it? "
"What? You ask me why I am so rare. Hey, tell you the truth, in fact, I am also a one? One? One? Okay, I am also right!"
"Anyway, they said to me like this. How about it? This setting is magical enough."
"Born with its own domineering ten paragraphs, the protagonist's aura, the king's qi is surrounded, no matter where you go, it is hugged and hugged.
The domineering horse -style life winner ... "
"Such a big killing in the Quartet, all kinds of scenery, no matter how you do it, you can't stop the ultimate life goal of only me, or order the hero's ultimate life goal, just think about it, you feel particularly beautiful?"
"But! (I hate the word, the one is extreme)" ""
"Such a good thing, after all, it is not me who can open the scene with the" Xianglin "style."
"As a single poor otaku who has just graduated, barely feeds and clothing, is unparalleled, there is no one who has no interest in, there are three things at home, you have to wait for everything, and all kinds of flying devil.
Three people, how many poles you will imagine this day. "
"I have to say, whether it is being a man or a demon, my face has been thrown to my uncle's house."
"Then, since we all thought of being a demon, is there any special features, such as: thought control, point stone to gold, and the superpowers of flying into the ground?
"I'm very sorry, I disappointed you again. After entering the magic, I still have the same bag. Why? Who makes us just enter the magic way, plus the personal qualification is too bad, there is no ability until now."
"But this day must not be lived, so we can only wait for a few [Magic Uncle] every day under the coercion of the various magic spells."
"As for now, I am afraid that I only think about it occasionally. I look forward to the one that wait for Ben to accidentally open up, and then let these goods pour the tea every day, spread the bed, and grind the boots ...
"
"Speaking of [Holding Boots and grinding], I remembered Li Bai Da. He could chant out the famous sentence of" An Neng can destroy his eyebrows and worship, so that I can't be happy '', it is my lifelong idol!
Sure enough, it's not what the average person dares to say, at least I dare not ... "
"Oh! I have said so much to you, you should also listen to it. Okay, come here today. When I have a chance
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Above, the person who missed the corner for a long time is the actor of the book: Xiao Mingwen, surnamed Xiao Mingwen, is called a little mosquito.
Broken Nian is his habit of relieving stress, and it is also the origin of "Little Mosquito". After completing the "work" for a day in the corner, Xiao Wen stood up reluctantly from the corner.
Well, he did not stand up, but took a slippers from the soles of his feet. Then he saw that he was qi and gone, and he walked to Dantian, and then followed the ground.
When he took the slippers away, I saw a "Xiaoqiang" with a vague flesh and blood on the ground struggling. Then it was again. The "loyal listener" who listened to him for more than ten minutes changed from one to
One beach.
Xiao Wen, who finished all this, stood up again, and found a few paper towels nearby to wrap the "Xiaoqiang", wipe the ground by the way, and throw the paper ball into the bathroom to release water.
"Well, who makes you know too much!" Looking at the wreckage of cockroaches in the paper group, the shaking cockroach, after the vortex in the toilet completely disappeared, Xiao Wen silently silently in his heart.
The ground read.
The above Xiao Wen described, almost even the beginning of his tragic story.
And it is worth mentioning: I do n’t know why, since then, Xiao Wen ’s home has really never appeared in a creature such as cockroaches.
However, as a flat -headed people and "atheist" and a fresh social white, how did he become a "magic"? All of this started from 21 years ago.
Uh, okay. The time span 21 years ago was a bit too big. It is estimated that the audience in the front row could not be asleep. So, let's talk about the night a few days ago.
The official beginning of this story is this ...
———— The real wedge is here —————
Old saying cloud: Although the four parties are called Yu. Although Yu is real, there is no place to demand. In ancient times, there is a long.
In other words: Yu is space, there are traces to follow;
People often compare time to long river, running forward, never stop.
So is the Zhouhe named [Time] from beginning to end, is there only one line running through, or is there a lot of branches in parallel?
This is a parallel world of [impossible]! But perhaps, it may also exist.
Among the millions of universes, there are people who claim to be "magic". They are hidden in the eyes of the world, but they maintain a certain mysterious balance and order. They are independent of the world, but they guard the world.
Music soil.
Are they really "magic"? What kind of mission do they shoulder and what kind of secrets do they hide? Under the horizontal collision of a new scum demon, the mysterious veil is slowly fading.
Chapter completed!