1.Chapter 1 Shoe Shooting Otaku Enters the Late Tang Dynasty
As dawn broke, the light green sky was still surrounded by a few sparse remaining stars. The county town of Taihe County gradually woke up from the morning light and returned to its previous liveliness and prosperity. Although it is a small county town, it has the local customs and rustic atmosphere.
Hongye Temple is located in the northeast corner of the city and has always been incense. However, there has been a beautiful scenery in Hongye Temple recently. The temple was originally a place where incense is burned to worship Buddha, but there is a hexagram stall not far from Hongye Temple.
This hexagram stall has been on sale here for more than three months. At first, the pilgrims and pedestrians who passed by just thought they were sorcerers in the martial arts world ignored them. However, as the people who set the hexagrams were accurate and the truth was in the truth, their business gradually improved, and more and more people who were famous came to tell fortunes. The hexagram ceremony received by important fortune tellers was not fixed: the rich collect more, the poor collect less, and the poor don’t want to. For a moment, people in the entire county town knew that there was a divine trick next to Hongye Temple.
The person who makes the hexagram is an old and a young man. The old man has blind eyes and a childish face, and the girl is elegant and elegant. Although the two are dressed in a bit old, the old man is energetic and not energetic. The girl is silent and has a bright eyes.
From a distance, I saw two hexagram cloth on both sides of the hexagram stall, and two pairs of words were written on it: "If you like to hear lies, don't check the words, and I'd like to listen to the words in a blunt way"; when I look closely, there is no so-called signboard, signboard, hexagram box, only pen, ink, paper, ink, ink, ink, and a wooden plate. It makes people feel a bit incongruous. There is no hexagram or sign to tell the words, but it is unique.
There are forty-nine pieces of paper rolled in the plate, which are reserved for fortune tellers to draw lots. Moreover, there are a maximum of eighteen characters for fortune tellers every day. If there are too many people on that day, I feel embarrassed to come back another day.
Early this morning, the girl still supported the old Taoist to sit in front of the hexagram stall, waiting for the fortune teller. Then, less than a moment, many people surrounded the hexagram stall and were invisible. So the fortune teller began to tell fortunes for everyone. The literate ones used the hexagram stall to write down the words to be measured with the ink, paper and inkstone. The illiterate person grabbed the notes from the wooden plate.
"The younger one is a waiter who saves money and saves a few chunks of money, but loses it. Sir, please do it for me and help me get it back, otherwise how can I live?" A young man in a coarse linen sat opposite him and said anxiously.
The old Taoist coughed deliberately, and then said calmly: "Don't worry, do you remember the last time you put the copper coins? Where did you put them?"
"I received my monthly salary yesterday and put the money in the cabinet, but I was always afraid that someone would steal it, so sometimes I had to move a lot of places a day. This morning I was going to take out the money to buy some clothes, but I couldn't find it." Not only was he sad, but he was a little embarrassed, because his words caused a burst of laughter from everyone.
"Haha, everyone should understand this move!" The old man smiled, but there was no vicissitudes of his laughter. Then he said to the waiter: "Don't be sad, I'll calculate it for you now. Please write if you know literacy, and please draw lots if you can't read!"
The waiter took a note from the wooden plate and handed it to the girl beside the old man, because those who were seeking divination knew that the old Taoist was a blind man, and the women around him were responsible for their words.
The girl took the note and opened it and saw it. It was the word "家". Then the girl gently murmured in the old man's ear for a moment, and the old Taoist pondered for a moment: "Your copper coins are probably not lost. If I expected it would be in the wine jar of your house!"
"Oh! I remembered it!" The waiter screamed and turned around and ran towards the west of the city. In a hurry, he forgot to give the divination ceremony.
Seeing that the waiter did not give him a gift, the girl beside her was about to shout but was stopped by the old man. However, the people around her talked about it and thought that the waiter was not kind.
"This kid, it's fine if he doesn't give the money to the divination, but he doesn't even say thank you!" a middle-aged man said with a slight angrily.
"Yes, it's not easy for sir to make a living. It's really not necessary that this guy doesn't give him a gift!"
The old Taoist just smiled faintly and said to everyone with empty eyes: "It's okay, just help others today!"
The old Taoist was not disturbed by what happened just now, and still used the character test for everyone. Just after the old Taoist calculated the two hexagrams, the waiter who had just calculated the character test ran back happily and smiled awkwardly, saying the hexagram ceremony: "How do you know that the little copper coins are hidden in the jar?"
The waiter's words were also the question in everyone's mind at this moment, and they all felt extremely mysterious. How did the word "安" know that the copper coins were hidden in the jar?
The old Taoist pinched his beard and said calmly: "What you just grabbed was the word "家". However, as a waiter, you always receive guests from all over the country at the front desk and get the dust for the guests, so you have dust accumulation on your body. The word "家" and the word "家" you just caught just now are the commonly used word "家".
Therefore, according to the word "后" you can know where you hide the copper coins." The girl saw the old Taoist in front of her, and she couldn't help but smiled slightly, and her face turned slightly red in an instant.
After hearing this, the literate people around him nodded secretly, thinking that there was indeed some truth. However, people who were illiterate like waiters only recognized the truth of copper coins. In short, everyone praised the old man's calculations.
When the waiter left happily, a middle-aged man in short clothes stepped forward and sat down and asked, "Sir, let's do it for someone!"
The old Taoist heard a quick voice and asked, "Don't be rushing and talking slowly!"
"Some family sells vegetables in the west of the city. After the market strike today, they returned home and found that their wallet was missing. Some family searched for many places but couldn't find them. Please help me."
"Have you ever come into contact with anything on the way back?" asked the old Taoist.
"No, I went home after selling the food!"
"Then please!"
The middle-aged man did not grab the notes on the plate, but wrote the word "名" on the paper. After writing it, he smiled honestly at everyone.
"Some family is called Lu Jun, so I wrote the word "六文" and asked me to help me!" The already dark skin looked slightly red, but there was a little pride in my eyes.
It turned out to be the word "名". When everyone saw it, they thought to themselves, and this time they saw how this old Taoist explained this word.
After knowing that the other party was catching a word 'army', the old Taoist couldn't help but smile: "If I expected it was not bad, your wallet was probably on the big cart containing vegetables!"
"But some family has been searched before, and there is really nothing!" the middle-aged man said affirmatively.
"You can search carefully in the cracks of the big cart!"
When the middle-aged man heard this, he walked home with a suspicious heart. When the old Taoist finished calculating the last hexagram, the middle-aged man finally came back with great joy.
Everyone knew that the old Taoist's rules would not be telling fortunes next, but they still did not leave. They were waiting for the middle-aged man to verify whether the old Taoist's character test was accurate.
When the middle-aged man asked the reason, the old saying: You wrote the word "jun". You make a living by walking and selling vegetables all day long, then there will be a word "walking". "Walking" as the base and adding the word "jun" is not "fortune". What is luck (fortune), transportation is also transportation. So your wallet is set on the transport truck. When you walk with your legs, there is a gap in it, so the wallet is in the gap in the big truck."
The old Taoist's analysis made the middle-aged man exclaim: "Sir, really a god!"
After the eighteen divination, the sky was getting darker. The girl packed up her things and disappeared on the street at night. However, at the end of the disappearing street, the conversation between the girl and the old Taoist came from time to time.
"You can really show off. The moment you pinched your beard before, I almost couldn't hold back and laughed!" The girl looked at the old Taoist beside her and smiled sweetly.
"Hey, it's not okay to show off these days. Do you think I want it? This world does not belong to me, and I shouldn't be in the Tang Dynasty!" At this time, the old man in Taoist robe said loud and high-pitched words, and gently lifted the three-inch beard on his chin.
When the girl heard this, she couldn't help but glance at the 'old Taoist' bearded beside her, then tiptoed to grab his right ear, put one hand on her waist and said with a slight threatening feeling: "What are you talking nonsense? This is the second time. Be careful next time I will ignore you!"
"Oh, stop, stop, Yueyao, can't I be wrong? Stop it!" The "old Taoist" who had half of the beard on his chin bent, bent his back and shouted in pain.
"Hmph, I'm full of energy. I'll be spared after I go back!" The girl snorted and ignored the 'old Taoist' and walked forward alone.
"Don't, Yueyao, I've been busy all day... Hey, wait for me!" The "Old Taoist" didn't bother to take off the half-beard and chased towards the girl who disappeared.
While walking, he muttered to himself: "I'm right, I didn't belong to the Tang Dynasty!"
Speaking of this, the "Old Taoist" couldn't help but feel a little sad. He was a good otaku plug-in online writer and came to the Tang Dynasty in a dizzy way.
Three months ago, Chen Changfeng, who is now the "old man", was still a miserable scumbag, always fantasizing that a big pie would fall from the sky. When he learned that writing novels online could make money, he had the urge to write online novels. However, there is no example of easy success in the world, especially in this era when online literature sprouted. So the novels he wrote failed. He was always confident that he had a good writing style and was disappointed this time.
However, he did not give up. With the revolutionary spirit of being born in the red land and growing under the red flag, and not afraid of hardship and perseverance, he still pursued it hard in the online literature industry. Because he always believed that under the madness of dawn, he would definitely welcome the ray of sunshine of dawn under the craziness of the dawn.
At night, dark clouds rolled, and the dull weather made people breathless. Chen Changfeng knew that this was a sign of heavy rain. He sat in front of the computer and watched the novel that he had not received attention for a long time. He couldn't help but feel a little depressed. So he turned off the computer and prepared to go to the supermarket downstairs to buy a pack of cigarettes.
Seeing the pedestrians rushing on the road, he couldn't help but feel funny. He wondered if he was too persistent, is the road of online literature really adapting to himself?
The sound of thunder sounded from the sky downstairs, so he stopped walking slowly and trotting all the way upstairs. However, the aunt who was collecting clothes on the upstairs did not give him a chance to go upstairs. The aunt, frightened by the sound of thunder, was careless and knocked down a slipper on the balcony with a trembling hand and fell from the sixth floor. Unfortunately, it hit his head, and he suddenly felt dizzy and fell to the ground and unconscious.
When I woke up again, I lay in a broken Taoist temple surrounded by a group of children and beggars. Then I realized that I had been reborn unintentionally. Unfortunately, I was reborn in the Tang Dynasty rather than the world I lived in.
However, what he couldn't accept was that he was hit by a slipper in the Tang Dynasty. He felt so frustrated that he was beaten by his mother with slippers since he was a child. As a result, he was buried under the slippers, and he was buried under the slippers.
However, since the person who came from Anzhi has always been his personality, he gradually adapted to the environment and identity of the Tang Dynasty. He was reborn in a fifteen-year-old beggar named Chen Hao. However, sadly, he was reborn not in the early Tang Dynasty, the prosperous Tang Dynasty, and the middle Tang Dynasty, but in the first year of Emperor Xuanzong of the late Tang Dynasty.
Later, she gradually got into a group of beggars. The leader was a fourteen-year-old girl named Lin Yueyao. She was covered in dirt and lived hard around Taihe County for many years with a group of little beggars.
In order to solve the problem of beggars' meals, the current "Chen Hao" started to make fortune-telling and character-based characters. With the experience and intelligence of later generations, and a group of beggars and dolls collecting news around him, he easily told the thoughts of the person seeking fortune-telling during fortune-telling.
Chapter completed!