80. Chapter 80 Drink Murong Sheng
Facing everyone's different looks, Chen Hao showed a heavy expression, gently rubbed his forehead, and then said in surprise: "It's hard to imagine that Mr. Murong can actually know this couplet. It's really beyond my expectation!"
When Murong Sheng saw the solemn look on Chen Hao's face, he couldn't help feeling proud. Everyone knew that Murong Sheng was a master of poetry and painting, but they didn't know that this couplet was even more powerful than the two.
So he laughed mercilessly and said: "Aren't you not familiar with this couplet? In fact, this is difficult for adults. This pair of sentences is a trivial matter, how can it be that adults can cover everything!"
Seeing Chen Hao's face getting gloomier, Murong Sheng felt even more happy, so he said sarcastically: "It doesn't matter if your Excellency is not good at couplets. You only need to drink three glasses of wine as a penalty, and I will take this matter as an example..."
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As soon as these words came out, people with evil intentions burst into laughter. Du Zhan would not let go of this rare opportunity at this moment, so he stepped forward with a sly smile and said: "Sir, if you are not able to bear the power of alcohol, the student can drink instead to relieve himself."
Your Majesty’s eyebrows!”
Some of the hecklers even laughed loudly and said: "Penciling Officer, please quickly record Mr. Murong's pairing, and then make a note later that Mr. Chen has nothing to say!"
It turns out that as a large-scale poetry gathering, many famous poems will be circulated, so there are people who specialize in writing and recording the poems of talented people and beautiful people here for future reference.
For a moment, there was a wave of noise, one after another, and everyone was looking at the chief, Chen Hao, with a good show.
But Chen Hao secretly smiled, a small pair of pairs, how could he be wronged by himself? The origin of pairs has been around for a long time, but like Song Ci, it had already begun to take shape in the Tang Dynasty, and slowly entered the literati's consciousness.
Sight. Couplets were really popularized after the Tang Dynasty, which are the so-called couplets in later generations.
When Chen Hao started playing one-on-one, he didn't expect that Murong Sheng actually had a deep knowledge of couplets. Seeing that everyone also looked surprised, Chen Hao guessed that this must be Murong Sheng's trump card, so he thought
The idea of pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger.
Comparing the new culture of the late Tang Dynasty with Chen Hao, a later generation who has experienced thousands of years of prosperity and witnessed many famous couplets through the ages, Chen Hao was delighted when he heard it. Isn't this appropriate and purely looking for humiliation?
Chen Hao listened to everyone's ridicule and finally smiled: "You have really thought about me, I am really moved!" But when the conversation changed, he said jokingly: "Of course I will not let you down.
The expectation is that 'male and female animals are born with hair and do not have good clothes (meaning)'. Do you think this is true?"
When I first heard this sentence, I didn’t feel much. It just means that animals, regardless of male or female, are born with hair, but it doesn’t look like good clothes for animals. It fits the previous sentence. Small and big are right for male and female, and humans are right for male and female.
Animals, little adults rarely have sex with male and female animals... no need to have hairy animals... they are indeed a good pair.
But seeing that Murong Sheng's face was so gloomy at this moment, everyone couldn't help but be confused for a while, and then they suddenly realized after thinking about it, it turned out that this sentence was calling Murong Sheng a beast, and he had no good intentions...
After everyone understood the profound meaning, they felt a chill. Mr. Chen, who was sitting in the chief position, was extremely vicious. He even directly called the other person a beast. It was really cruel.
Murong Sheng said in a deep voice with an ugly face: "Wu Xia Men Feng Hu Jian plays the single-hole flute!"
Chen Hao smiled happily and said: "Every family in the beautiful scenery in the clouds plays the one-stringed harp..."
Murong Sheng was stunned for a moment and then said: "A parrot can speak as hard as a phoenix!"
Not to be outdone, Chen Hao smiled and said: "The spider is not as clever as the silkworm!"
Parrot and spider, Murong Sheng was at a disadvantage again, so Murong Sheng blushed and was about to fight again. Chen Hao waved his hand impatiently and said: "Okay, you better not be embarrassed when you are filing. I will go out."
A pair, if you match each other, you will win, otherwise get out of this pavilion!"
Forehead……
Everyone was shocked by Chen Hao's plan and stared at each other in silence. Could it be that Mr. Chen is trying hard again...
Just now, everyone was listening attentively. They were mesmerized by the wonderful pairing of the two people, and everyone was moved in different ways. Some were speechless, and some stopped to drop their glasses and forget to throw away their chopsticks...
It can be said that the two of them had a lot of witty remarks and were full of fun.
Murong Sheng's face was livid and he cupped his hands and said, "Sir, please give me a question!" His unique skill, which he had always thought no one could match, had suffered a series of setbacks today. His reputation as the most talented man in the south of the Yangtze River had been ruined, and he would not be able to look good in the future.
Jiangnan based.
Chen Hao smiled coldly, and then slowly said: "Thousand-year-old scenic spots, unparalleled in history, see Fenghuang Island, Parrot Fangzhou, Yellow Crane Fishing Island, Qingchuan Hanyang Tree, so many spring flowers and autumn moon, I admire the sages before me, I can see the prosperous times of the past and present, and more
When Cui Hao wrote a poem, Qinglian put down the pen."
After Chen Hao finished speaking, everyone looked at Chen Hao with strange eyes. Murong Sheng, who had been silent all this time, had a strange look on his face. At this moment, he couldn't help but asked tentatively in embarrassment: "Sir, are you... right?
son?"
"certainly!"
puff!
The sentence almost made everyone angry. They thought to themselves, is the pairing so long? Is this a pairing? It is obviously a long and short sentence... Yu Hao on the side suddenly asked: "Sir, are you sure this is not a long or short sentence?
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"Do you think I am joking?" Chen Hao said calmly.
"How about it, Mr. Murong, can you come forward?" Chen Hao asked Murong Sheng with great interest.
Sweat appeared on Murong Sheng's forehead. At this moment, he realized how shallow he was. He was conceited as a master of pairing, but now he realized that pairs can still be like this...
Seeing that Murong Sheng was silent and feeling cold, Chen Hao thought to himself, this time it's better, otherwise he would have strangled you to death with a sentence of several hundred words.
Everyone looked at the pitiful Murong Sheng with a sad look, thinking that it was bad luck for you to meet Mr. Chen. Who would have thought that Mr. Chen was not only a good poet and prose, but this couple was also a perfect match.
Absolutely.
After half a stick of incense had passed, Murong Sheng still had no clue. The place where he was originally standing was already a little damp. Finally, Murong Sheng's face turned red and he held his head in his hands as if he was crazy. His originally chic and unruly hairstyle was now messy.
After half a stick of incense, Murong Sheng's face was red and he was helpless and said: "Sir, I admit defeat! Please tell me the next sentence, forget it, but I have another knot in my mind..."
Chen Hao ignored Murong Sheng, but looked at Mr. Huang who was standing down, and said in a friendly and thoughtful way: "Huang Stallion, why don't we blast this lunatic out and wait?"
Seeing that Murong Sheng was looking crazy, Huang Sima, who had been feeling uneasy in his heart, was very worried that the talented man he had brought had something wrong with him, and he would really be unable to eat and walk around...
Seeing Master Hanlin mentioning him, Huang Sima said respectfully: "I will send Young Master Murong back to the mansion right now..." After saying that, he quickly stepped forward and helped Murong Sheng out of the building. As for whether Yu Hao can do it next
He no longer had high expectations of winning. One of them retreated on the spot, one was grateful, and the other was already in a daze. Huang Sima knew that the situation in this poetry meeting was over. Not only did he not pull Chen Hao down, but he made Chen Hao a success.
Hao’s name!
But when he walked to the door, Huang Sima seemed to remember something, so he turned around and saluted Chen Hao and asked: "Master Chen, what is the official position of this 'stallion'? I apologize for my ignorance..."
Forehead!
The corners of Chen Hao's eyes twitched slightly. He had made a slip of the tongue just now and actually referred to Huang Sima as a yellow stallion. So he pretended to be serious and said solemnly to cover up his embarrassment: "Secret! You don't need to know, just go down..."
Chapter completed!