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xxoo167 How the hell am I going to turn into a man and beat you up

When I saw this, Hao Jian was in the toilet. I felt that the fire was rising. Damn, I worked hard to protect my own rights. You can compromise after a few words. Then after paying the fee for half a year, wouldn’t our tires be pricked for nothing?

He took the document and rushed to the bathroom to push the door open. Hao Jian was peeing, and turned his head in a daze: "What are you doing?"

"What did you say I want to do? Why did you sign the words without my permission?"

"I'm scared you to death..." Hao Jian probably knew that I would talk about this when I woke up, so he didn't care about me at all and continued to do it.

I stood by the toilet door and was so angry that he was still standing there urinating leisurely. After finishing urinating, he picked up his pants and said slowly: "Oh, these are all small things. It is not easy for people to manage that beauty. People have said that they will still care if our wall leaks in the future. And if I don't sign and pay the money, the boss will deduct her salary."

"You are kind-hearted, you are kind-hearted..." I murmured and complained: "Then why didn't you help her find another job? Who asked him to do this job? Who told her not to find a good property management company? Do you have to sympathize with me? "

"I'm a big man. I'm having a long time talking about trivial matters with a woman. Are you cowardly?"

After Hao Jian said that, he sat on the desk on the balcony to play his game. No matter what I said, he would not respond to me. Later, he kept ignoring what I said, but it was useless. Then he thought that Hao Jian was such a polite person. He was like owing money to anyone, "Thank you for your trouble." It's boring to complain about this. I still have to learn to let him handle some things by himself. When something really happens in the future, it will be better to learn to learn to learn to learn to learn to learn to learn to deal with some things by himself.

But I still can't compromise on charging electric vehicles. I called the price bureau's complaint phone number with the phone, then walked behind Hao Jian and said, "Forget about the leak, if you don't charge according to regulations, I must get justice back!"

Hao Jian suddenly turned around and said, "Wife, come and see, what are these two ms?"

I thought he was playing dota, but when I came to the screen, he saw that he was playing QQ mahjong. And he happened to have 8 pieces. I was hit by his two ms and saw that his hand was better, so I quickly pushed him away: "Does go and let me do it."

"Then tell me what these two ms are..." Hao Jian gave me, and he still cared about how many of them were.

I said: "8."

"Oh..." He picked up the pen and remembered something on the waste paper next to him. When I finished playing, he saw that the number on the paper was actually a row of numbers, probably 123234 after he just took the card. "Puff--why are you remembering this?"

"I can't see mahjong cards clearly when I see them, so it's easier to play as numbers."

Seeing that Hao Jian actually read mahjong as a book, I was speechless and angry. Just like he practiced singing on the balcony before, he had to be a casual activity that he had to be academic research. I forcibly occupied the computer, and Hao Jian was bored and took the novel on the bookcase to read.

Hao Jian’s hobbies are very strange. He likes all the novels and TV series I like. Then in the afternoon, I played mahjong on the computer, and he walked on the sofa with the novel and watched it very seriously. After another game, I turned to look at him. He made a rumbling sound in his mouth, and he was writing and drawing on paper next to him.

I really knelt down. Could it be that he still has to take notes when reading a novel? I stepped back from the QQ mahjong, picked up his draft and asked, "What are you writing?"

"It's okay, just draw whatever you want." Hao Jian probably knew that I would laugh at him, so he put away the notes.

I snatched his novel and read it. I happened to see the heroine open a student hotel in front of a school, writing casually how much rent the house, how many rooms there are, and how much is each room charged per night. I was puzzled: "You are not calculating how much money the heroine will earn in a month, right?"

"That's... this heroine is really smart." Hao Jiante said seriously: "Look, the house in front of the school is cheap, and the rent is only a few hundred yuan per month. Three houses, each one costs 50 yuan per night, and you can earn several thousand yuan in a month."

"Fuck... I just read a novel, as for being so serious?" I was really speechless with Hao Jian, okay, why do you have to exaggerate everything? It turns out that you are doing a paper?

"Oh... I'm just like that, don't worry about me." Hao Jian pushed me away and asked me to continue playing mahjong and not to affect his reading.

Anyway, after one afternoon, Hao Jian only reads a novel, many pages. Compared to my speed of ten lines at a glance, I really admire him. In the evening, I actually wanted to tell him that if you read it, you might as well write a book review of 10,000 words. I am really sorry for your speed.

But I was about to say that the power at home was off again. I thought the community had jumped off again. I remembered that Hao Jian had compromised in the morning and was so angry that I had to rush down to find the property. Damn when I looked for us, I was so nice. If there was a problem, I would always hide.

Hao Jian was probably afraid that I would call on the owner to block the road again, so he hugged me: "Wife, don't worry, wait a little longer... Maybe you will come in a while?"

After saying that, he was going to drag me to the sofa. I thought I hadn't paid for two days. I still understood what Hao Jian wanted to do. But I was unhappy when I was out of power, so I still had to rush out. Hao Jian said again: "Oh, my wife... You should be doing something when you look at the dark night?"

I said angrily: "What do you want to do?"

"Do what you #love do..." Hao Jian pressed me on the sofa: "It just so there is no electricity, so you won't turn on the lights."

"Get out, I haven't forgiven you for what happened in the morning?"

"I will make you comfortable. I will forgive me when you are comfortable..."

The more Hao Jian did, the less I wanted him to succeed. I wanted to deal with him. I would see if I dared to make a decision without authorization to compromise. He played for a while and saw that I didn’t get along, so I stood on the balcony, “Hmph, if you don’t give me, I will run naked.”

"Let's go slowly and don't send you."

Hao Jian took off his pants on the balcony and pointed it straight outside the window: "Haha... I want to let the person on the other side see, my wife doesn't pay me a salary, and my wife won't let me be happy."

I was too lazy to pay attention to him, and sat on the sofa with my legs crossed and watched him perform. I thought to myself that I didn't believe you could play any new tricks! But I really underestimated Hao Jian. He stood naked on the balcony, not knowing what his mind was thinking. Xiao Jianjian was shamelessly hard...

He took off his clothes and hung them on Xiao Jianjian, and staggered to demonstrate to me: "If someone on the other side secretly photographed them and posted them, women all over the world will know that I am unhappy tomorrow, haha... they have to come to me."

I looked at him with contempt: "Damn! I still learn from Jin Pingmei, what's the skill of hanging clothes? If you have the will, try hanging a weight?"

Hao Jian still lacks endurance. Seeing that I was using this trick, I pulled off my clothes and knelt down in front of the sofa: "Wife, I beg you... I'll give it to me, okay? I will never take the initiative to sign again..."

I just waited for this, and I spread my legs to cater to it: "Come on... I'll give me two kilograms of People's Daily."

This time, Hao Jian didn't dislike me for reading the newspaper, so he threw himself on my pants, as if he was hungry. He was very excited on the sofa, and he was not ready for it at all. He had no choice but to leave his descendants on my stomach again. Thinking of his nonsense when he was excited, I wanted to slap him after finishing it.

He lay on his back like him, arched forward and said, "Ah... Husband, I want to get on you..."

"Come on, baby."

"I want chrysanthemum..."

"good..."

"Ah... it feels so comfortable... Where is my s... I want to talk..."

Hao Jian couldn't help laughing and turned me off his back: "Am I that?"

"Nonsense, where would I go to study?"

"Damn... How can you bear it if your man is so obscene?"

I just spent a lot of energy and lay on the sofa and didn't want to go downstairs to find property management. I said, "Brother, hurry up and put on your clothes and go downstairs and ask, how long will the electricity be off?"

Hao Jian was also tired: "If you don't go... you have to say that I will compromise with the property."

I really didn't want to move, so I hugged his neck and started acting coquettishly: "Oh, go... I don't blame you."

Hao Jian stood on the ground with a thrust, raised his butt and said, "Then you eat my butt and I'll go."

I thought that as long as I didn't walk and I wouldn't suffer any loss when I ate it, I took a bite on his butt. He actually turned around and continued, "Come on the front."

"You have asked for so much...No, this one has not been washed yet."

I don’t know where Hao Jian got the motivation, so I actually went to the bathroom to rush out a few times, shook Xiao Jianjian and said, “Now I’m washing it, just take a bite… This is my motivation to go downstairs.”

When I really satisfied his animal desire, he put on his clothes and went downstairs. A few minutes later, he turned back and said that our appliance card was out of power and had to go downstairs to pay the fee. Unfortunately, the supermarket was closed at night and had to wait until tomorrow. There was no TV or computer at night, so we had a rare lie down on Bashi, which we had not had for a long time.

Hao Jian hugged me and said, "Wife, I think time passes so quickly. I remember when I was a child... If I could go back to my childhood, I would rather not xxoo, what about you?"

"Then I would rather have xxoo. I was too hard when I was a child..." To me, childhood was a quarrel between my parents.

Then we started to talk about interesting things from childhood. Although some of them have been said many times, we still felt very happy. Finally, I felt a little touched and hugged Hao Jian and said, "Husband, do you love me?"

"like…"

"What do you love me? Where is my good place?" [Does every woman ask this?]

Hao Jian reached out and grabbed my chest: "You..."

I interrupted him: "Don't say that my big butt is raised."

Hao Jian thought for a while and said, "You are gentle, beautiful and virtuous. You can cook, wash clothes with a washing machine, and you can wipe the table and mop the floor without washing your underwear. You can also scream, make me happy, make me feel good after wave, and quarrel and lose your temper with property management..."

我越听越不对劲,尼玛这是爱的理由么?是我的优点么?我一脚踹了过去:“我特么还会变成爷们揍你信不信?”
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