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Chapter 35: Fool

I didn't wait long.

Two days later, I received a call from Liu Heizi. On the phone, Liu Heizi smiled and said, "Brother, are you free? Come out and meet my mother-in-law."

"Come right away, where are you?" I asked excitedly.

"Xiangmeizi Restaurant." Liu Heizi said, and then added: "Don't forget to bring Qinqin."

After hanging up the phone, I immediately called Qinqin again. After making an appointment with her to meet at the school gate, I jogged to the school gate to wait for Qinqin. After waiting for a short while, I saw Qinqin walking over quickly.

, Qinqin didn’t dress up deliberately, just simple jeans and a T-shirt, but even so, it still made me happy to see him.

"Qinqin, here it is." I waved to Qinqin.

Qinqin ran to me with a smile on her face and said, "Let's go, don't let Sister Min and the others wait."

"Qinqin, it would be great if you saw our parents today." I joked with a smile.

"Huh, if it's true, I'm afraid you won't dare to go." Qinqin wrinkled his nose and snorted.

"How can I? Am I so useless? You underestimate me too much." I patted my chest and said exaggeratedly.

That's what I said, but deep down in my heart I actually felt lucky that my lame son-in-law met his mother-in-law. Oh my God! If it were really Qinqin's parents who came, I wouldn't be so nervous. How could I joke with Qinqin here?

I don't know if Liu Heizi is nervous or not. I won't know until I meet him later.

Liu Heizi and Zhang Min decided on this Xiangmeizi restaurant after discussing it. This restaurant is not far from the school and the price is moderate. The key is that Zhang Min's parents are both from Hunan, so Hunan cuisine is definitely the best for their tastes.

Just to choose this place to eat, Liu Heizi put a lot of thought into it, which shows that he attaches great importance to his future father-in-law and mother-in-law.

Qinqin and I hailed two taxis and went straight to Xiangmeizi Restaurant.

When I got out of the car, I saw Liu Heizi at the door of the restaurant. He was walking back and forth with his head lowered, rubbing his hands while walking. When I saw him like this, I smiled. Liu Heizi looked a little nervous.

I have never seen Liu Heizi look so helpless.

"Brother Heizi!" I shouted.

Liu Heizi suddenly looked over at me, then grinned, revealing a row of white teeth.

"Brothers, you are here, I am waiting to die." Liu Heizi walked towards me and said as he walked.

"Brother Heizi, I didn't even go out and take a taxi for more than twenty minutes. Why are you anxious?" I shook my head and smiled: "It can't be because you are afraid."

Qinqin also smiled: "Where's Sister Min, why are you the only one?"

"Your sister-in-law is in the private room. I was originally accompanying her. Didn't I just come down to greet you because I thought you were about to arrive?" Liu Heizi chuckled and touched the back of his head.

"Thank you, Brother Heizi, I have a lot of face." I knew that Liu Heizi must have been nervous and sneaked out by picking me up and Qinqin at the door. I didn't tell him, so Qinqin and I just followed Liu Heizi.

Go inside the restaurant.

When I arrived at the door of the private room, I heard voices coming from inside. I turned around to look at Liu Heizi, and saw that Liu Heizi was rubbing his face desperately, as if he was cleaning off the psoriasis on it. After rubbing, Liu Heizi looked at the air

After another round of winking, he finally finished, turned to look at me, and said stupidly: "Do you think my smile is natural?"

I just calmly watched Liu Heizi's actions. When Liu Heizi asked me, I first looked at him carefully, then frowned and said, "Of course it's natural, but it's not enthusiastic enough and seems insincere."

"What's wrong?" Liu Heizi suddenly became nervous: "Brother, tell me quickly."

"This, and this." I stretched out my hand and tapped Liu Heizi's face twice: "Relax here, tighten up here, ah... By the way, this is much better. You see, the human facial muscles are very rich.

, I tell you very responsibly, if you don’t have good control, it’s easy to smile crookedly like Brother Guanxi.” I said this very seriously and sincerely. Under my guidance, Liu Heizi

, I was finally adjusted to reveal Master Chen’s naughty smile.

Qinqin on the side couldn't bear it anymore. He covered his mouth and started laughing. He stretched out his hand to hit me again and said with a smile: "Brother Heizi, he is teasing you. Do you really believe it?"

"You kidding me? No way, I think my smile is more sincere." Liu Heizi grabbed my arm and pinched it carefully.

"Hiss..." I gasped in pain.

"Brother, what's wrong?" Liu Heizi asked me very concernedly.

"Oh, it's okay. I'm happy for you." I endured the pain and said with a sincere smile.

While we were making a fuss, Qinqin reached out and knocked on the door. After knocking a few times, he gently opened the private room door.

"Qinqin, you're here." I saw Zhang Min stand up and open her arms, shouting happily.

"Sister Min!" Qinqin also hugged her back.

"Brother, hold on." Liu Heizi whispered in my ear: "Brother is pointing at you." I felt Liu Heizi's hand grabbing my arm began to tremble slightly. According to my medical theory, the human body

Under extreme fear or panic, the muscles will uncontrollably tremble. Liu Heizi is in this state at the moment. In this state, a person will either explode and become extra brave, or lose control of his brain and become a fool.

, I think Liu Heizi is not too far away from becoming a fool.

I also had a very professional smile on my face, which was nothing to me. Although the fourth child always said that my smile was lewd, I felt that he was jealous.

"Dad, Mom, this is Li Qinqin, my best sister." Zhang Min was introducing Qinqin.

"Brother, let's go." I led Liu Heizi and walked into the private room.

"Dad, Mom, this is Chen Pi, I recognize my godbrother." When Zhang Min introduced me, he kept glaring hard at Liu Heizi, but Liu Heizi was always in a dissociated state and turned a blind eye to it.

"Hello, uncle and aunt." I said hello to Zhang Min's parents. This is their mother-in-law. After thinking about this, there is nothing to be afraid of. I think other mothers-in-law are still kind.

Zhang Min's parents are intellectuals at first glance. They are very polite and kind-hearted. Zhang Min's father wears glasses and has a reserved smile on his face. Her mother is like my middle school teacher.

She has short hair with a hint of gray in the middle of her hair, and she looks at me and the idiots around me with a smile on her face.

Looking at Zhang Min's mother, I somehow thought of my grandma. My grandma also had short, ear-length hair, but it had turned completely white long ago. I haven't seen my grandma for a long time. When we were together in the past, I would think about her all day long.

I left because I thought she was nagging. After I really left, I felt that it was actually a blessing to have someone nagging me. I don’t know what happened to my grandma. In fact, I have a deep relationship with ***. After all, it was my grandma who brought me up since I was a child.

.

I immediately brought Zhang Min's mother into my *** image, and I immediately felt familiar with her.

"Come on, kid, sit down." Zhang Min's mother greeted.

"Thank you, Auntie." I sat down next to Zhang Min's mother, Liu Heizi sat next to me, Zhang Min and Qinqin sat on the other side of the table, and Zhang Min's father sat on the other side of her mother.

When everyone was just in time, the door was pushed open, and a waiter came in and asked: "Can the food be served?"

Zhang Min nodded and said, "Come on." The waiter nodded and went out.

I looked at Liu Heizi and saw him staring at a pair of chopsticks on the table in front of him, like a clay Buddha. I gave up treating Liu Heizi completely.

I definitely couldn't be stupid, so I turned to look at Zhang Min's mother. At this glance, I really saw something was wrong. I smiled and said, "Auntie, have you been suffering from insomnia recently?"

"Hey! How did you know?" Zhang Min's mother suddenly became interested.

Qinqin and Zhang Min, who were opposite me, also heard my words and both looked towards me. I winked at Qinqin proudly.

"Xiaopi, what's wrong with my mother? Mom, Xiaopi's family's medical skills are very powerful." Zhang Min said to both of us in one sentence.

Zhang Min's father also stuck his head out and looked at me, but didn't speak.

With just one sentence, I attracted everyone's attention and made everyone temporarily stop paying attention to the fool around me. I felt that I was interesting enough to Liu Heizi.

"Well, I can tell. Auntie's eyelids are darkened, which everyone can see. Auntie's complexion is not energetic, and her eyes are foggy. These are typical signs of insomnia." I explained casually.

A few sentences.

"You can't tell, you are still a young doctor." Zhang Min's father chuckled.

"I don't dare, I don't dare, my grandma has taught me some things." I said modestly, thinking: What the hell, most elderly people have insomnia.

"Well, I haven't been able to sleep well this month. I've been tossing and turning in bed all night, and I'm very sleepy during the day." Zhang Min's mother's words further confirmed what I said.

"Auntie, can you let me take your pulse?" I asked again.

"Okay." Zhang Min's mother happily stretched out her hand.

I pressed three fingers on her wrist.

After a while, I retracted my finger, raised the glass in front of me, took a sip of water, and said slowly: "Auntie, you have something on your mind. Judging from the pulse pattern, you are upset, causing pulse disorder. How confident are you?

I am very healthy, and my physical foundation is good, but some lingering qi has caused the sleep nerves to become abnormally excited, which leads to insomnia."

"Yes, yes, you are right. Your aunt retired this month. She sighs all day long and doesn't like anything. We came here this time, firstly to see Minmin, and secondly, to relax your auntie."

Zhang Min's father rushed to say.

"Damn old man, you are the only one who talks a lot!" Zhang Min's mother said preemptively.

"Mom, retirement is not a good idea. You can do whatever you want. Why can't you figure it out? I want to change with you. How about I retire with you?" Zhang Min said with a smile.

"You naughty kid, what are you talking about? How old are you? When you retire, I will be in a coffin." Zhang Min's mother laughed and scolded.

"Bah, bah, bah! Mom, what are you talking about?" Zhang Min hurriedly shouted at the ground three times.

"Xiaopi, show me how my mother can sleep soundly." Zhang Min said to me again.

"It's okay. Many people have an adaptation period after retirement. Auntie, if it's okay, exercise more, think less and move more. Once you get used to it, you'll be fine," I comforted.

At this time, the waiter came to serve the food. After a while, a table full of wine and food was placed. Taking advantage of this time, I poked Liu Heizi with my arm. Liu Heizi finally breathed a sigh of relief and recovered a little bit.

Qingming.

I whispered: "Brother Heizi, if you drink some wine later, you won't be so nervous. Remember, don't drink too much." Liu Heizi nodded at me.

"Uncle, let's drink some red wine. Red wine is good for the elderly and has a good auxiliary effect on insomnia." I opened a bottle of red wine with a smile.

Everyone picked up the wine glass in front of them, and the red wine reflected everyone's smiling faces, creating a peaceful scene.

Liu Heizi drank three glasses of red wine in a row and finally regained his composure and was able to speak on his own. I took the opportunity to sit opposite Qinqin. After all, I was not the protagonist.

Qinqin and I whispered quietly, and seeing Liu Heizi's clumsy behavior, and Zhang Min's appearance of reproach from time to time, but actually secretly helping, I felt that this was a family.

As I looked at Qinqin, I began to imagine that I would be a fool again. I thought that I would definitely not be as useless as Liu Heizi. I would definitely satisfy my future mother-in-law at a glance. I couldn't bear to think about it.

Stop laughing.

"Why are you so silly and happy?" Qinqin turned to me and asked me in a low voice.

"I was wondering when you would go see my grandma." I said, blinking at Qinqin.
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