Chapter 211: You blow on Mrs. Zhang
"Ah! Did you really hang yourself?" Mrs. Zhang looked at Yang Erlaizi dumbfounded.
"You go back and take out the rope to show off, what are you afraid of? If you don't hang yourself and make a fuss, do you want to wait to starve to death..."
Mrs. Zhang thought for a while, nodded fiercely, went back to the house and took out the rope she had prepared in advance from under the bed. When she came out, she shouted to Qin Huairu: "Okay, since you want to force me to death, why don't I die for you..."
As he spoke, he threw the rope to Yang Erlaizi.
People in the courtyard were stunned when they saw their actions. What were they doing?
Yang Erlaizi took the rope, ran to the steps of the hall, and brought over a broken stool. It had been exposed to wind, water, and rain for who knows how many years. It creaked and twisted when he stepped on it, and the wood was rotten.
Throw one end of the rope over the beam above your head, tie both ends of the rope, and pull it, it will be very strong...
Seeing that the rope was tied, Mrs. Zhang walked over tremblingly, holding on to the stool to climb up. Then she said uneasily to Yang Erlaizi: "You should be optimistic about me, I'm afraid of heights!"
"Don't worry, go up!"
"How about forget it..."
When Er Laizi Yang saw that the fat wife was about to back down, he immediately glared and cursed angrily in a low voice: "You want to be beaten, right? Come up here and show off, what are you afraid of!"
Mrs. Zhang looked reluctant and climbed onto the stool tremblingly. The stool creaked and swayed, looking like she could hardly hold on.
Holding the rope, Mrs. Zhang shouted angrily: "Qin Huairu, you forced me to death. I will go down to find my dear son and let him see how his wife treats his mother..."
"Don't, don't, it won't happen, it won't happen, come down quickly, tell me what you have to say..." Yan Bugui ran over and stood below to dissuade her, looking up at Granny Zhang in horror.
This is a bit high!
"Yes, yes, if anything happens, you can go home and talk about it..."
"Yeah, yeah, don't hang yourself like this again, it's extraordinary every day..."
He Yuzhu stood by the entrance hall, looked at Mrs. Zhang, then at the stool under her feet, and laughed.
Qin Huairu looked at Mrs. Zhang in shock, opened her mouth, and wanted to say something but couldn't say it out. What should I say now? Is this matter over? How is that possible!
I didn't expect this damn old woman to be so cruel and actually wanted to hang herself with a rope. She used to scare people, but now it looks like she is serious.
"Okay, Qin Huairu, you are cruel..." Mrs. Zhang saw Qin Huairu standing in the courtyard without stopping her, and she didn't say anything soft.
She was so angry that she immediately kicked off the stool, put a rope around her neck, and shouted: "I'll show you my life..."
I originally wanted to scare Qin Huairu, but I didn't expect that the stool under his feet would immediately disintegrate.
"Uh-huh~
help me……"
Mrs. Zhang was hanging on the rope, swinging from side to side, and her legs were kicking back and forth.
"Ah~"
"Save people quickly..."
"Hurry up and untie the rope..."
"It's too high, I can't go up..."
Everyone was shocked when they saw Mrs. Zhang actually hanging herself. A group of people ran over and surrounded Mrs. Zhang, trying to get her down.
After working hard for a long time, she still couldn't untie it. Mrs. Zhang was hanging it too high and there was no stool to rest on it. It took a while and a half to untie it.
"Ouch..."
Yang Erlaizi ran over anxiously below and wanted to hug Mrs. Zhang's feet.
The struggling Mrs. Zhang was kicked hard in the head and lay on the ground motionless.
Seeing Yang Er Laizi being kicked to the ground, no one dared to approach him. After being kicked, the King of Hell disappeared.
He Yuzhu looked crazy with joy, pursed his lips, hurriedly ran to the side and squatted down, laughing loudly: "Pfft, hahahaha~"
Previously, he gave Yang Erlaizi an idea to ask Mrs. Zhang to cause trouble for Yi Zhonghai. As long as Yi Zhonghai dared to meddle in other people's affairs, he would come to the courtyard and hang himself in the hall. This place was all agreed upon in advance.
However, He Yuzhu did some tricks on the stools next to the hallway.
At that time, he was worried that the stool would fall apart as soon as Mrs. Zhang got on it, and that the stool would not fall apart when Mrs. Zhang got on it, but He Yuzhu took a lot of trouble.
Looking at it now, the effect is not bad!
Mrs. Zhang was almost dead, her face was turning black and purple, and her shaking was weak.
"Mom... wuwu, I won't separate our families, don't be like this..." Qin Huairu finally woke up from her daze, and ran over to drag Mrs. Zhang while crying.
He Yuzhu rubbed his stiff face while smiling, got up and went to watch the show, which was a disservice.
Seeing someone carrying a stool from home, He Yuzhu hurried over to stop him and shouted anxiously: "Twenty percent, this stool is too low and you can't reach the top rope. Go and move a higher one."
After saying that, he snatched the stool from Er Chengzi's hand.
"Oh oh, I..." Er Chengzi was also confused. He was stunned for a moment, and quickly turned around and ran to the backyard. He was still wondering: "This stool should be high enough. Why don't you say it's not enough..."
He Yuzhu put the stool aside with a smile and hurried back.
Mrs. Zhang hung there and struggled weakly.
Qin Huairu cried loudly while holding Mrs. Zhang's legs and sitting down. It seemed that she wanted to sit on the ground and cry.
Qin Huai was pulling down as hard as he could, and Mrs. Zhang was hanging on it, her tongue was sticking out, and her eyes were wide open.
Qin Huairu's actions made He Yuzhu, who was helping to cause trouble outside the crowd, dumbfounded.
You are still ruthless as a bitch like you!
This is because Mrs. Zhang is afraid that she won’t die quickly enough, so why don’t you add some weight?
good!
I support you!
"Qin Huairu, let go! Let go..."
"Stop crying now, let go..."
Several old ladies held Qin Huairu's hand and tried to drag her away.
"I won't leave, wuwu...Mom, why are you so stubborn..." Qin Huairu cried and hugged Mrs. Zhang's legs tightly and refused to leave.
Yan Jiefang ran over from the front yard with a ladder and shouted: "Spread out, spread out..."
"Hurry up, the ladder is here..."
"spread……"
He Yuzhu's balls hurt when he saw it, "Yan Jiefang, why are you meddling in other people's business? Show your ability, right?"
Then He Yuzhu patted his head, remembered the two sisters Hu Meizhong, and hurried to his aunt's house. Unexpectedly, the two sisters Hu Meizhong were still watching at the door. He went over and pulled them into the house, so that they would not have nightmares at night after watching this.
In the courtyard, Yan Jiefang climbed up the ladder and looked up at Mrs. Zhang, who was sticking out her tongue and her face turned purple. He was so frightened that he almost slipped off.
"Be careful and get the person down quickly..."
Yan Jiefang endured his fear and stretched out his hand to push Mrs. Zhang out of the rope. After pushing twice and it didn't move, he untied the end of the rope. Mrs. Zhang was too heavy and the rope was too tight to untie her.
"The rope cannot be untied. Please lift her feet from below and I will push her out."
"Come on, lift your feet, Qin Huairu, get out of the way..."
Qin Huairu wiped away her tears sadly and walked aside, looking at Mrs. Zhang who was hanging motionless, feeling ecstatic in her heart.
The old woman hanged herself, so she doesn’t blame herself! As long as Granny Zhang dies, Errao Yang will get out too!
"Quickly, catch me from below..."
A group of people finally lifted Mrs. Zhang down and placed her on the ground. Looking at Mrs. Zhang, who had a purple face and stuck out her tongue, and was not breathing, the group of people were frightened.
"Is this the end of life?"
"I can't move anymore. You said I haven't breathed out yet..."
"Ouch, what a sin..."
The teacher from Yanbu Gui Primary School had read a lot of books and knew that he could still be saved after he died. He squatted on the ground to check, touched the pulse gate on Mrs. Zhang's wrist, stood up suddenly, pointed at Qin Huairu and said hurriedly: "Hurry, there is still hope, you can save her."
Blow into your mother-in-law's mouth."
"Pfft~"
He Yuzhu, who was sitting in the aunt's room and was drinking water, heard this and burst into tears. He lay on his back and covered his head: "Hahahaha~"
Blow?
How to blow!
Do you want to use a tracheal tube to give Granny Zhang a boost?
"What's the point of giggling alone?"
"Brother-in-law, what are you laughing at?"
Chapter completed!