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Chapter 1103 "Mascot"(2/2)

The dog licked the dog's face and licked Yi Lin's hand hard.

"So your name is Maomao? It's a real name." Yi Lin touched the dog's head: "Don't call it Maomao, this name is inappropriate. From now on, you are... Emperor Wang Tian. The emperor among dogs."

"Wang!"

...

Wang'er, who had just become "Emperor Wang Tian", was a little uncomfortable with the new name. But within a few days, Wang'er accepted the name. The dog's head was very simple, Emperor Wang Tian, ​​so cool, arrogant, and nothing wrong.

It gradually discovered that the new owner is actually good at everything, but he looks more abstract, his face is a bit blurry and he can't see clearly.

Wang'er felt that the new owner was very kind and would teach him all kinds of new skills.

for example:

One front paw supports the ground and urinate three meters away;

Spoofing and laughing for ten minutes without cramping;

Swipe your tail three circles on the left and three circles on the right.

Yi Lin: "Actually, there are skills in tail swinging. The key is breathing..."

The dog began to learn the real way to breathe.

One day,

It flew up and spiraled into the sky.

The new owner also teaches it the real "way for dogs".

Yi Lin: "You are a dog, do you understand what a dog is? Be more doggy! Don't be bound by the mere 'propriety, righteousness, integrity, shame, benevolence, righteousness, and morality', forget the training you received before and be an invincible mascot! Look, you see the group of beauties in the cage?"

Yi Lin felt that Emperor Wang Tian was very cowardly, so he pointed at the bitches in the zoo with furry hair.

Emperor Wang Tian nodded vigorously, and saliva flowed out of his mouth.

"superior."

Yi Lin pointed at the cage.

"Wang..."

Emperor Wang Tian shrank his dog's head: Isn't that good?

"Don't forget, you are a proud dog."

"You are the emperor of the dog, the mascot of the world, Emperor Wang Tian."

"Don't always look down in front of me. You are no longer an ordinary dog. You have to have a big picture, understand?"

After Yi Lin used gestures to indicate "big pattern", she threw Emperor Wang Tian into the bitch circle.

The next day.

It's noon at sunset.

The staff at the zoo were surprised to find that there were 18 female dogs of various breeds, all foaming at the mouth, lying on the ground, confused, and unable to respond to the call.

...

Yi Lin gave Dog a lot of props and skills with the help of his authority.

If he remembers correctly, the other himself will soon match Emperor Wang Tian in the Caribbean Trial.

No wonder Dogzi couldn't pull out his legs when he saw him. It turned out that his inexplicable sense of familiarity made Dogzi choose to follow him.

It echoed again.

Yi Lin watched Emperor Wang Tian pick his teeth with satisfaction while crossing his legs. He was very satisfied with his training results. At this point, under his special training, Emperor Wang Tian finally had a certain ability to protect himself and would not be bullied during the trial.

"Don't have resentment towards humans." Yi Lin smiled and touched Emperor Wang Tian's dog head: "There are good, bad, ugly, beautiful, cowardly, and strong among humans. It is this colorful element that forms the huge group of 'humans'. Whoever treats you badly, you will pat him to death, and whoever treats you well, you will lick him. This is the 'reason' of being a dog."

Emperor Wang Tian nodded as if he had understood it.

"One day, I will meet someone who is good to you."

Emperor Wang Tian thrust his tongue and pointed at Yi Lin.

"I, I'm not a human."

Yi Lin shook her head and said with certainty.

...

After almost the training, Yi Lin brought the dog with her and met the boss.

At least it has learned to go to the toilet and read newspapers, not to urinate or defecate anywhere, and not to embarrass itself.

"Ah! Mascot! So cute!"

Xiaoxi held the dog and threw it hard.

Bang!

The dog was placed on the ceiling in a large shape, and the dog's face was full of confusion in capital.

"Okay, you're so dignified...Ahem, don't bully a dog."

Yi Lin squinted his eyes and looked at the mere god. He always felt that Xiao Xi was trying to find the place on the dog.

"How can it be?" Xiaoxi said no, but pressed the dog in front of him and asked with a smile: "Wang'er, do you believe in God?"

The dog was stunned.

Under Yi Lin's training, its IQ and logical thinking were much higher. Emperor Wang Tian vaguely realized that this was a proposition.

"Wang!"

The dog immediately squatted in front of Xiaoxi, wagging his tail as if he was flattering, clapping his front palms together, closing the dog's eyes, looking like he was "rely worshiping God".

"good."

A white light fell from the sky and fell on the dog.

The dog bathed in light exudes a stern and inviolable holy light.

Yi Lin was slightly stunned: "Are you?"

"You wouldn't think that 'faith' is just a saying, right?" Xiaoxi glanced at the administrator with his eyes tilted, and raised his index finger proudly: "No matter what, I am a dignified god. Isn't it natural to give blessings to 'believers'?"

grass?

Yi Lin quickly used the background to check the dog's information.

really.

There is an extra weird skill in the Dog's panel:

【Hi Blessing】

【Grade】SSS

[Restrictions] Only "canine species in a near-death state (referred to as: dead dog)" can be activated.

[Effect] Resident Luck + 3.0; in a dying state, you can get "Blessing of the Shrine" and get the bonus of "Divine Dog": Strength + 50%; Agility + 50%, Spirit + 50%, Life Recovery Speed ​​+ 100%, Immune to most routine negative states, and Random Awakening Dog subject fantasy beast forms (including but not limited to Fu Dou, Tengu, Keerbolos, Diting, and Xiaotian Dog). Duration: 300 seconds. Cooldown time: 24 hours.

[Instructions] Please remember that at any time, you must have hope. PS: Many times, people may not be as good as a dog.

...

After watching, Yi Lin looked blank: "I said in advance that I am not jealous of a dog. I just want to know, is this also a loophole?"

The mere god raised his index finger proudly and replied: "Wrong will lead to more mistakes."

Yi Lin began to think rationally at this moment:

Can I create a super dog legion?

"Can I get ten thousand mascots like this... no, a thousand? I don't mean anything else, I prefer dogs."
Chapter completed!
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