"Dog slave!"

"Woof woof woof?" Wangcai asked, "Who are you calling the dog slave?"

"scold you!"

"Ouch~~~!" Wangcai smiled proudly.

"Ugh!" Su Hang suddenly realized and cursed, "You idiot, how dare you play with my IQ!"

"Woof... woof woof woof!" Wangcai said with joy on his face, "Dog brains have also evolved for millions of years, don't underestimate us!"

"Holy crap! You guys have been evolving for millions of years, but we haven't invented some cars, airplanes, etc., and we haven't even had a dog physicist?"

"Woof woof woof... woof woof!" Wangcai said, "You are physically discriminating! However, this is also an eternal problem that has troubled our dogs!"

"Go! You still have physical discrimination, and you still have an eternal problem!"

"Woof woof woof!" Wangcai said, "That's discrimination!"

"You idiot, why are you so lustful?" Su Hang asked again.

"Woof woof woof... woof... woof woof?" Wangcai said, "I died when I was just an adult, and then I wandered in this ocean of consciousness for nearly a hundred years without meeting a person of the opposite sex. Can you understand that?

Feeling hungry?"

"Yeah, pee!" Su Hang praised, "Those who have righteous views always have many reasons, and those who have erroneous views always have many ups and downs. You and I really have similar destinies!"

"Woof woof woof...woof?" Wangcai was curious, "Are you also suffering from physical torture?"

"Go and be serious!"

...

"Hey! When a bastard meets another bastard, how come the code was implanted in such a bastard's body in the first place!" The Silent Immortal complained in a shadowy place, "But luckily it wasn't implanted in this dog's body.

Otherwise, I really don’t know what to do!”

...

"Woof woof woof... woof woof woof." Wangcai said, "According to your human value judgment, what we are talking about is very dirty."

"It's not simple! Wangcai, you actually understand values... So what do you say according to your dog's values?"

"Woof woof woof...

...Woof woof woof woof... woof woof." Wangcai said, "We don't wear underwear or bras, there is nothing to hide, and we never value these contents."

"Hahaha... I will choke to death on your words sooner or later!"

"Woof woof woof..." Wangcai didn't understand, "How could someone choke to death with words? It was obviously your own saliva that choked you."

Just as Wangcai finished speaking, a bolt of lightning suddenly roared towards him. Suhang quickly picked up Wangcai and jumped to avoid the blow. The lightning fell into the sand with a loud bang, but it was not very powerful.

Su Hangchu thought it was another attack from the Ocean of Consciousness algorithm, but after thinking calmly, he realized that he did not release any more malicious programs; then, he read the enemy's information.

"I'm going. I was just chatting and forgot to be alert!" After Su Hang landed, he put down Wangcai.

At this time, an airflow a thousand meters away from the two of them continued to rotate in place. The diameter of the airflow had reached more than ten meters. In the center of it stood an uncle wearing golden armor, blond hair, and a golden beard.

But I saw that he was holding a golden hammer with a missing corner in one hand, and the other palm was facing the ground, and he was blowing out huge streams of air from his palm.

Listen to him talking to himself, "I have to have this momentum when I appear. This is the Thor who is popular among thousands of girls!"

"Oh! That's how he created the rotating airflow. This guy is creating an atmosphere for his appearance!" Su and Hang both read it and were inspired, "Damn! Even these false gods know how to package themselves. It seems that

I also have to come up with a gimmick to create publicity."

"Woof woof...!" Wangcai said, "Get me a red cloak. When I appear on the stage, there will be two stunning bitches standing next to me!"

Su Hang stared at Wangcai coldly, "Do you want me to have a green dragon tattoo on your left leg, a white tiger tattoo on your right leg, a dragon tattoo on your waist, a dragon head tattoo on your forehead, a tattoo on your tongue to block people from killing people, and a tattoo on your back to block Buddha from killing people?"

Buddha?"

"Woof woof... woof!" Wangcai said, "That's too arrogant!"

"Damn, you realize now that you are too arrogant!" Su Hang choked.

At this time, the vortex stopped, and Su Hang complained, "The atmosphere of the appearance is finally over, this guy is here!"

"Woof woof?" Wangcai asked, "Who is it?"

"Thunder Thor!"

"Woof woof woof." Wangcai said, "I've never heard of it."

"I am Lei Shengtuo..." Thor, who weighs 600 kilograms and is two meters tall, just shouted in a loud voice, Su Hang cursed in an even louder voice, "Tou...

.Go to the nursery. You showed up like this for five minutes. It’s so childish!"

"Yeah!" Thor was shocked, "This guy knows it all!"

"Hurry up and come here, I have to hurry!" Su Hang shouted, "Looking at your size, you haven't exercised for a long time. I will help you today and I will wait for you to come here!"

"You asked for this!" Thor said

As soon as the sound fell, he strode towards Suhang. As a result, he started to move with difficulty after walking a hundred meters.

"Woof woof woof... woof woof?" Wangcai asked, "Why is he walking so slowly, why did he get in front of us?"

"He must be resting here and happened to meet us!" Su Hang was interpreting the information about Thor, the god of thunder. "Although this guy's body has been deformed, his strength is still there, and it should not be underestimated. It seems that there will be a fierce battle."

"Woof woof woof...!" Wangcai said, "You hack him, and then let the algorithm kill him. In this way, the God of Thunder will die under the thunder and lightning. What a piss!"

"No! Sooner or later, I will be found by the algorithm, blacklisted, and then kicked out of the ocean of consciousness. There are still five hundred cosmic ghosts who want to be blacklisted! I cannot be kicked out at this time."

The God of Thunder in quotation marks, Thor, walks unusually slowly.

"I really shouldn't have waited for him!" Su Hang complained, "I should have gone over there early in the morning and defeated him."

"Woof woof woof...!" Wangcai said, "You respect your opponents and don't engage in physical discrimination. You deserve recognition!"

"I'll go and stop talking about biological discrimination!"

Thor walked for half an hour and finally stopped when he was only a hundred meters away from Suhang and Wangcai. He gasped and said, "I am Thor, the incarnation of beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry. Thank you for waiting.

I, I will leave a whole body for you."

"Yeah!" Su Hang complained, "I don't look very good, but my words are very beautiful!"

"Woof woof!" Wangcai also complained, "Tai Er!"

After Thor, the God of Thunder, rested for a moment, he suddenly started swinging the handle of the hammer, and there was thunder all around him.

Wangcai was so frightened that he peed, and Su Hang sarcastically said, "Damn, this must be the sequelae of being struck by an algorithm lightning last time!"

Wangcai hid behind Su Hang in embarrassment.

Thor was about to thunder, but unexpectedly, his hand slipped, the hammer flew out, and the thunder and lightning disappeared without a trace.

"It's been too long!" Thunder Thor smiled awkwardly, and hurriedly swung to pick up the hammer.

Su Hang looked at it and shook his head, "Is he a substitute for a god or a comedian?"

Thor picked up the hammer and swung it again and again, and thunder began to roar around him again, "I am Thor, the Nordic god, suffer death!"

As soon as Thor finished speaking, several thunder and lightning struck Suhang, who had already concentrated on raising a solid shield.

This blow hit the shield in succession. Despite this, Su Hang still felt his body numb, his hair was damaged and ugly due to the electricity, and Wang Cai was frightened and fainted.

"It's better if you faint, so that I don't have to take care of you!" Su Hang laughed, and then began to raise the energy of chaos. He closed his fist at his waist, then punched out, and a sharp particle beam went straight towards Thor.

As expected, Thor was not a vegetarian. He quickly rotated the hammer in front of him, forming a lightning shield in an instant, which actually blocked Su Hang's blow. "Oh my god! You are so powerful! I'll tell you the truth.

, I am your fan." Su Hang deliberately cheered for Thor.

"You don't have the strength to hit people. I hate being a fan, but you have the nerve to say that you are a demigod everywhere." Unexpectedly, Thor became more and more proud, "Meeting me is the tragedy of your life!"

"Damn it! Your lines are so consistent, I'm so sorry for you!" Su Hang said with a smile, but he was actually scolding you in his heart, "You idiot, if I give you a ray of sunshine, you will really shine!"

Then, he wanted to tease the God of Thunder with quotation marks again.

"You are so handsome and you have such great power at such a young age. What's the secret?" Su Hang said as he walked towards Thor. At this time, Thor was actually still wary.

However, this guy is not immune to sugar-coated bullets.

"Uh! Uh-huh..." Thor was happy when he heard this and cleared his throat, "This is my secret. With your wisdom, you shouldn't know it. Considering that you are about to die,

Man, let me tell you."

"Damn, you showman!" Su Hang was secretly running the energy of chaos as he walked into Thor at this time. Thor was immersed in narcissism and didn't realize it. He didn't even notice that Su Hang was only seven days away from him.

It's ten meters away, and it's still getting closer.

Su Hang thought to himself, "We have such a bad conversation, I can't help but beat you!" He thought of giving Thor a hard blow when he was fifty meters away and sending him directly to his hometown.

However, when he was sixty meters away from Thor, he read a very weak message, "Damn! It turns out you are setting a trap for me."

The owner of this information is deliberately hiding himself.

Su Hang stopped and said with a smile, "I said, you turned yourself into a floating cloud, do I really think you are a floating cloud? In fact, you are worse than a floating cloud in my heart, please show up quickly!"

Just as Su Hang finished speaking, a bolt of lightning hit his feet. He dodged it with a slight jump, "How about it? Just show up for the sake of me hiding so well!"

Thor looked stunned at this time, it seemed that he was completely unaware of the situation!

"So you don't know!" Su Hang complained, and said deliberately, "This guy is also good at playing lightning, and he seems to be better than Thor."

"What! Is there anyone in this world who is better at playing lightning than me?" Thor, the God of Thunder, blew his beard and glared, shouting, "Which grandson, get out of here quickly. How can you be so sneaky as a god?"

"Sun... grandson is you!" A voice stammered from the sky, and then began to appear.

But when he saw a huge creature with a human head and a dragon body suddenly appeared behind and above Thor, Thor turned around suddenly, fell to the ground in fright, and rolled out more than ten meters; then, he immediately got up and started yelling in Cantonese, "Thunder God, you are so sneaky.

A hero?"
To be continued...