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109, I am a real dog! 5k(2/2)

He invested money in it, and all the money he earned from selling sanitary napkins was invested in it...

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“Not bad.”

“Not bad.”

The two Hou Lei faced each other, looking at me, looking at you, speaking simultaneously, making people unable to tell who is who is.

It feels the same!

They looked at each other seriously for a long time. One of them, Hou Lei, took out his cell phone and called the elders in the clan...

On a relatively well-known aerial glass plank road in an unknown scenic area...

"Hurry up, don't panic, go quickly."

"If you don't leave, the sun will set!"

"Don't worry, you're wearing a seat belt and have already bought insurance, don't be afraid!"

“…”

On the transparent aerial glass plank road, such words come one after another.

People are just this species that are obviously scared but want to try, spend money to find a tragic pain...

"Hurry up, there is a monkey in front of you."

"This monkey seems a little old!"

"Wow, where did this monkey come from? It's so cute and has such a bright eye."

At the bottom of the glass plank road in the sky, an old monkey came to me. The hair on her face turned a little white, but it looked very good and gentle, which was different from the monkeys seen on TV or on short videos. How can I describe it?

It's...it's very much like the old man in the next door. Everyone who looks at him seems to feel a sense of peace.

"What a pity, I can't feed him here."

"That's right, I've never seen such a cute monkey!"

"Why is he just one? Was he abandoned by the tribe? Well... so pitiful."

Because after looking at the old monkey, some female friends spoke for the old monkey with some emotion. The monkey seemed to be very spiritual and climbed up, as if to get closer.

Someone tried to stretch out his finger and touch the glass plank road slightly-

"Wow! So smart!"

The old monkey also stretched out his fingers and went up through the glass.

The man was stunned, and a little joyful, and then half of his "love" was compared. The old monkey paused, as if thinking about what this meant.

"No?"

Just when everyone felt that the old monkey could not respond—

"Photo taken! Take it! This will definitely be a hot search!"

A cheer sounded on the glass plank road, and the crowd became boiling. The old monkey seemed to be startled by the scene and began to climb down. No matter how everyone shouted, they didn't mean to climb up again.

Soon, the old monkey left under the regretful eyes of everyone...

"Why did you call me?"

The old monkey, who was still worried about by everyone, crawled into a dark cave. A dazzling golden light flashed through its eyes, and the entire cave suddenly became bright!

This seems to be a place where one lives alone.

The bed, table, chairs, bookshelf, and bookshelf are also filled with various books, which are very clean and refreshing.

The old monkey, whose limbs were originally falling to the ground, stood up, and a gentle breath emerged again. It walked to the bookshelf with voluntary voluntary voluntary voluntary voluntary voluntary voluntary voluntary voluntary voluntary voluntary voluntary voluntary voluntary voluntary voluntary voluntary voluntary vol

In addition to the cover of this book, the new pages are a little yellowed, except for the fact that the cover is a bit worn.

"You're the one." The old monkey nodded and spoke.

It came to the table with the book in hand, dragged its chair, sat down like an old man, hunched over.

"Pooh."

The old monkey spat at his fingertips and turned the first page...the second page...the third page...

It flips quickly, and the eyes sweep from the first word on the first line to the last word, then from the first word on the second line to the last word, followed by the third line...

It looks very seriously and carefully, and shows a thoughtful expression from time to time, but such thinking does not affect the speed of its eyeballs turning.

"Brother Monkey, you are really amazing. You won't be fainted by five slaps..."

A singing sounded in the cave. Looking in the direction of the sound, a mobile phone was placed in some dark corners and was grabbed by a hand bone. It seemed to be a human hand bone, but because it was slightly dark golden, it didn't look like it.

When the old monkey heard the singing, he pressed his hand on the page, took a deep breath, and sighed, as if the grandfather who was studying at home was interrupted...

The old monkey got up, walked to the corner, squatted down and took the phone out of the dark golden bones of his hand and connected it.

"Squeak squeak squeak..."

A monkey screamed "squeaking" from the other end of the phone.

When the old monkey heard this, he opened his eyes wide and was very angry, and he bared his teeth. After a few responses, it seemed to have calmed down and became an old man again, responding squeakingly.

Just like that, "Zhizhizhi" back and forth for more than half an hour, the old monkey hung up the phone and put the phone back on the bones of his hand. He stood up and walked a few steps towards the desk. Suddenly he jumped up, looking very excited, and then slapped the ground, like a monkey. No, it was originally a monkey:

"Hou Lei, this bastard! He actually said I was peeping!"

"I'm amazing in the human world! I'm much bigger than you! It's really rude!"

"Don't let me touch you, don't let me bite you to death, bite off your hair!"

“…”

The old monkey cursed and screamed for a while and got up again. This time, because the venting point was almost the same, its temperament became gentle again.

But when it returned to the table again, it thought for a moment, kicked the chair away, and the whole monkey jumped onto the table, squatted down, and picked up the book.

"Xu~~hu~~"

The old monkey sighed leisurely, very satisfied, and continued to flip through the book from the position he had just finished reading.

Soon, the book was half turned by the old monkey, and golden light burst out from its eyes again. This time, it saw many faith powers surrounding it...

"Hahaha, I finally waited for it. I didn't know any of these words. I was so tired to read them."

As he said that, the old monkey's momentum changed and dissipated gently. He had fangs with inverted hooks on his cheeks. The power of faith paused collectively, as if he had "finished the wrong monkey" and was about to leave.

"I've come here, where can I go! I'm the God you believe in! Roar!"

The old monkey opened his mouth, and these powers of faith were swallowed back by him and stirred it, as if a wave of wailing sounds came out of his mouth.

At the same time, the people walking on the glass plank road collectively felt a little dizzy...

"I'm a little tired."

"So too, go back early."

"Yes, I went back early, and my hypoglycemia seemed to be inflicting again."

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After one of Hou Lei hung up the phone, both of them entered the bathroom. One of them picked up the shower and adjusted the water volume to the maximum. He began to flush in the mirror, countertop, wall seams, toilet lids, toilet signs and other places, while rushing, humming songs:

"Brother Monkey, I'm really amazing..."

After a while, two Hou Lei came out of the bathroom and walked to the TV. They seemed to feel that they were a little closer to the TV. They took a step back together, curled the corners of their mouths, and smiled:

"Hi! God, my performance has officially begun~"

He bowed politely to the TV.

After saying that, the two Hou Lei straightened up, rushed forward and leaned heavily at the TV...

Then, the two of them patted their somewhat burnt clothes, took them off, put on their dresses, and walked out the door.

One to the left and the other to the right.

When Jiang Shouhui received feedback, the whole god was stunned:

"Who is real?"

"What to do, what to do, think, think..."

"Well... Ask your senior brother, please help me!"
Chapter completed!
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