Chapter Eleven The Fat Man
The fat man sitting in the front row was confused. He had offended someone? Why didn’t I know?
He asked Dachun, "Where did you hear that? I haven't caused any trouble recently!"
Dachun was stunned for a moment and said doubtfully: "Are you sure you didn't offend anyone? I went to the bathroom earlier and heard someone said that there was a sophomore in high school who was looking for a guy named Ji Fatty. When I thought about it, his surname was Ji, and he was still Fatty.
Isn’t that you!”
The fat man recalled it carefully and said, "I have really not offended anyone recently. Brother Jie can testify that I have been honest recently!"
The fat man murmured again: "Could it be that I dressed up as a woman and deceived people to get rid of my skin? I didn't tell him that my surname was Ji! Did Dachun ask why?"
"Fuck, you know how to dress up as a woman?" Shao Weijie was shocked.
"Occasionally, occasionally!" Fatty knew he had spilled the beans, so he excused himself embarrassedly, "Hey, it's all for life!"
Dachun explained in a funny way: "I heard that you seemed to have offended the two new teachers? Because of you, they were scolded by the grade director. Originally, the two young teachers had a good relationship with the boys in the class.
As soon as they said it, it's not like all the boys in the class are looking for trouble for you, it seems that they have been looking for you all over the first year of high school, and I guess it will be the third year of high school this afternoon."
The fat man was going crazy. When had he ever done this before? How dare he offend the teacher! This is not how he would die.
"Could it be that the person you tricked by dressing up as a woman is one of those two teachers?" Dachun speculated.
"Hey, it's possible!" Shao Weijie, who knew what was going on, knew that the fat man was taking the blame for him. But seeing that Dachun accidentally helped him, he hurriedly said, "It's probably because you were surfing the Internet at the Internet cafe and
The teacher was chatting and was discovered by his classmates. When he got back, he told the teacher, so I wanted to kill you!"
Although this statement was full of loopholes, the fat man didn't notice it in his desperation, and quickly asked for help: "Brother Jie, Dachun, we have been good brothers for many years, you can't just die without saving me!"
Dachun said with dissatisfaction on his face: "What did you call me just now?"
"Brother Chun! No no, Master Chun, Master Chun." The fat man understood immediately, nodded and bowed quickly.
Dachun nodded with satisfaction and asked curiously: "I want to ask, fat man, how do you deceive people with your big face?"
"It's very simple!" Fatty said, "First put on makeup, then wear long bangs to cover both sides of your face, and then do a beauty treatment. You don't know that beauty is so powerful now. What should I recommend to you?
No?"
"Okay, stop playing around." Shao Weijie interrupted when he saw the fat man talking non-stop, "Fat man, you know how to put on makeup? Then just put on a disguise for yourself so that no one can recognize him!"
"It makes sense!" The fat man seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw and quickly dug out several bottles of cosmetics from his schoolbag.
"I'll go, you carry this thing with you!" Dachun said in surprise.
"Hey, for life, for life..." the fat man said with a smile.
"Fat man, you not only have to transform yourself, but you also have to transform me and Dachun!" Shao Weijie suddenly thought that the two teachers were looking for him, so don't bump into him as soon as you go out.
"It's him we're looking for, why should we change into each other?" Dachun asked doubtfully.
"The three of us are inseparable every day, and it's inevitable that someone will recognize one of us." Shao Weijie explained.
When Dachun thought about it, it made sense. The three of them immediately sneaked into the toilet before school was over. In the cubicle, the fat man took out things and started to operate.
It may be troublesome to make a person handsome, but it is relatively simple to make a person ugly.
However, Fatty Ji is indeed a cross-dresser, and his makeup skills are really good. After putting on makeup, not only his classmates and teachers can’t recognize him, but even his parents will probably be able to recognize him!
With their shocking makeup, the three of them attracted countless eyes along the way, but no one recognized them. The students who came and went were only surprised when there were three more idiots in their school.
Their school is an open school. Day students and boarding students can eat outside the school every day and choose restaurants near the school to eat. They are afraid of being recognized!
After successfully leaving the school, the three of them found a small restaurant far away from the school before they dared to go in and take off their makeup.
Order and serve.
"Let's skip class this afternoon,"
While he was eating, the fat man suddenly seemed to remember something, and suggested with great interest, "Oh, it feels like we haven't gone to the dark side for a long time!"
"Aren't you afraid of being beaten when you go back to school in the afternoon?" Dachun said with a smile.
"Okay, let's apply for the job in the afternoon!" Shao Weijie agreed.
"Okay, I know that a new Internet cafe has opened recently. I heard that the first three days are half price..." Upon hearing Shao Weijie's second opinion, the fat man who was about to quibble immediately said excitedly.
"Wait a minute, Brother Jie, what did you just say? Apply for a job? You're not going to do blackmail!" Dachun reacted and said in surprise.
Shao Weijie took out his mobile phone, flipped to a website, and handed it to them.
This website was the "Martial Arts Exchange Network" that Zhao Gaochao mentioned in the morning. Shao Weijie took advantage of his free time to try to log in.
The web page opens a bit slowly, probably because there are too many people logging in.
After finally opening it, I saw that it was a simple web page with an unattractive design. Right above it were the words "Martial Arts Exchange Network" in five large Chinese characters.
The handwriting is quite vigorous and powerful, presumably it was written by the same person who wrote "Basic Knowledge of Martial Arts".
Below are just a few simple sections, including notices and announcements, relevant policies, martial arts classes and forum messages.
Announcement, there is currently only one important message, but there are several martial arts teaching videos, including today's video of Zuo Zimu's teaching and the display of some martial arts videos.
The busiest thing is the forum for leaving messages. If you click on it, you will see that there are almost thousands of various posts.
Shao Weijie flipped through a few at random. Most of them were excited about the popularization of martial arts, and a few discussed the sources of martial arts.
Some people say that this is the result of years of national research, while others say that it is the result of digging up ancient ruins.
A netizen named "The other party is inputting" posted that this is because a time and space channel has appeared in China, connecting to another world, and the cultivation system from that world. Moreover, time and space channels have also appeared in Asan and Ni countries, and there are also
What connects are different worlds.
It seems there is another understanding person, Shao Weijie thought. Unfortunately, this post was quickly suppressed.
What Shao Weijie is most concerned about is the message on the homepage of the website, "Recruitment announcement about Fengkou City's need for a large number of construction workers and elites from various industries to go to other countries to assist in construction."
After the fat man read the message, he handed the phone to Dachun, who was reading slowly, and said, "Brother Jie, do you want to help with the construction?"
Shao Weijie said: "Where do you think this other country is?"
The fat man thought for a while and said: "It should be the world in time and space over there! Do you want to go to that world?"
Fatty understood Shao Weijie's thoughts immediately.
"Not bad!" Shao Weijie nodded and admitted.
Fatty knew how much Shao Weijie had been paying attention to that world, which could be described as obsessed. During the holidays, he would watch it on the rooftop of his house every day and make a pile of research notes.
"Brother Jie, why do you always want to go in? If you want to learn martial arts, can't we learn it now?" Dachun asked curiously.
Shao Weijie stared at them for a while and said seriously: "Do you believe me?"
Dachun and Ji Kuan looked at each other and said categorically: "We have been good brothers for more than ten years, why don't we believe it?"
Shao Weijie thought for a while, then organized his speech and said, "Fat man, I told you before that I witnessed that thing come into existence from scratch, from a point of light to the formation of the entire wormhole."
"When the wormhole was formed, I suddenly felt like I had seen the entire time process of the world inside, so now I really want to go in and verify it."
Shao Weijie looked at their confused expressions and asked, "Do you two understand?"
The fat man suddenly had an idea and said excitedly: "I understand! We are going to get rich!"
"What do you understand? You understand it!" Dachun sneered.
"I really figured it out." Fatty said seriously, "What Brother Jie means is that the world is like a movie. He watched it from the beginning to the end! So he has an understanding of everything in it."
The fat man thought for a while and speculated: "In fact, it is possible that the aperture is a space-time wormhole. When it is connected to our world, it is equivalent to displaying the entire space-time river, and then it happened to be seen by Brother Jie!"
"Then why there were so many people at that time, but Brother Jie was the only one who saw it?" Dachun asked.
Damn it! The fat man exclaimed: "Brother Jie, you can't be the kind of person with good luck mentioned in the novels that are very popular on the Internet recently!"
The fat man held Shao Weijie's hand, his eyes flashed and said: "Brother Jie, please don't forget us if you want to be rich and noble! I will hold your thigh from now on!"
"Get out." Shao Weijie was so disgusted that he pulled his hand out of the fat man's hand.
I thought to myself that this fat man has a pretty good brainstorming ability, and even before I could explain it, the two of them just sang and harmonized!
"Okay!" Shao Weijie put on a righteous look, picked up a cup of tea and said, "Today I will serve tea instead of wine to toast the two brothers.
"As long as you are willing to follow me, I will definitely help you get rich and reach the top of your life!" After saying this, he killed him.
Dachun and Fatty also picked up their teacups and clinked them with him.
Dachun didn't talk nonsense. He raised his head and drank it in one gulp. After putting down the tea cup, he saw that the fat man was still hesitating while holding the tea cup. He couldn't help but got a little angry and said: "Fat man, what do you mean? Brother Jie helped you with some advice before, but now you
What does it mean?"
As he spoke, he snatched the tea cup from the fat man's hand and poured it into his mouth.
"No, no, ah! Hot, hot, hot!" The fat man wanted to explain, but he couldn't beat Dachun, and his mouth was filled with hot tea at once, "I just poured it, you want to burn me to death"
ah!"
As a result, he saw Shao Weijie and Dachun looking at him with evil smiles on their faces. How could the fat man not understand that these two shameless men definitely joined forces to punish him on purpose.
After settling the bill, Shao Weijie bought the fat man a few more popsicles before sending him away, otherwise he would have been pestering him saying that he was burned and his mouth hurt like hell.
After leaving the restaurant, the three of them didn't go back to school. They took a car and went straight to the address on the recruitment notice.
Chapter completed!