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Chapter 4 The toilet is a good place to find out

"Didn't we have a big meal yesterday? My cousin used up all the food in one go. He had no choice but to come to my house for dinner in the evening. I spent more than ten G to get this news from him!"

A dozen Gs?

Shao Weijie was stunned for a moment and questioned angrily: "Then how did he know?"

"He drilled a hole in!"

"?"

Shao Weijie wondered if his ears had heard wrongly.

"It's really a drill. I didn't believe it at first." The fat man chuckled. "You know, my cousin has the same personality as me. He just wants to join in the fun and find out some secrets."

"You are just looking at the fun and risking your life! Could this thing have been sneaked in? I bet you are caught as a spy!" Shao Weijie was convinced by the brothers.

"No, is it so serious?"

"What do you think?" Shao Weijie was speechless, "Tell me more specifically, what happened?"

Fatty Ji told Shao Weijie the specific situation.

It turned out that yesterday afternoon, when the fat man's cousin was delivering food, he heard several scientific researchers who came to get the food discussing in low voices, talking about the inner world, flying over the walls, etc. This suddenly aroused his curiosity, and he immediately wondered:

Unbearable itching.

He simply pretended to be delivering food and returned, but ended up riding an electric trampoline around the makeshift factory shed, trying to see something.

The soldiers patrolling around also knew him and knew that he was delivering food, so they didn't care. As a result, he walked around in a big circle, and he really saw an opening.

It was a cement wall that was being poured, and next to it was a prefabricated house that had not yet been demolished. After all, it was built in two or three days. It was too hasty, and there was an obvious gap between the walls and the boards.

His cousin took advantage of the darkness to widen the gap a few times and got in.

When I got in, I realized it was a toilet.

Someone happened to be passing by at this time, and he was so frightened that he had to hide in the toilet cubicle.

Several scientific researchers in white coats walked in from outside the toilet, chatting with each other about the world behind the aperture.

Ji Fatty's cousin thought about it, this place is great, it's safe and hidden, and you can also hear secrets. It's really nice.

When a few acquaintances go to the toilet together, it is inevitable that they will chat for a while.

The fat man's cousin stayed in the toilet for more than two hours in order to pry. His legs were numb from squatting. When he came out, he even lost the electric bouncer parked outside.

But really, it did let him hear a lot of information. Although it was not very important, it also gave Shao Weijie some guesses about the world.

"You mean that country is ruled by an emperor named Duan. What does their Duan royal family have, the secret recipe of one sheep's seed and six candied fruits?" Shao Weijie asked.

"It should be, as you know, my cousin is a foodie. I can't remember anything else, but I remember it is related to food."

The fat man started chattering again: "The last time he went to see a doctor, the doctor asked him while writing medical records: 'Are you drinking?'

He actually replied to the doctor: ‘Now?’!

The doctor rolled his eyes at him and asked: Do you smoke?

He replied: Want one?

Doctor: Please respect yourself!

He rummaged his whole body and found a bag of peanuts and said: I brought this!"

The fat man said angrily, "Then my cousin was kicked out!"

"So what do you think?" Shao Weijie asked after hesitation as he didn't understand why the fat man suddenly became angry.

"I think my cousin knows how to eat it and doesn't even know how to look at people's faces. So are peanuts a good snack? No matter what, I have to give people a plate of cucumbers!"

Damn. Shao Weijie cursed.

Are you paying attention to something wrong? Is the doctor because of the food that goes with the wine?

Shao Weijie didn't want to talk to this guy at all.

It happened that his parents had already finished registration and were calling him.

Shao Weijie thought for a moment and said, "Let's move first and talk about the rest later."

The fat man thought about it. Business was important. If he didn't go back to help, he would probably get beaten by his father. He thought of another thing and warned him: "Then when you arrive, remember to send me your home address!"

"No need, I'll come find you tomorrow!" Shao Weijie said casually, it won't take long to move!



In fact, whether it is a big or small matter like moving, there is absolutely no need to make it known to everyone.

At least that's what Shao Weijie thinks, but he doesn't know if he thinks so.

Anyway, since his mother told relatives and friends about the relocation of his family, his seven aunts and eight aunts were even more excited than his family. They helped look at the house, discussed buying a car, and even talked about depositing money in the bank to earn interest.

There is talk of investing.

Some of them were so excited that they almost started to quarrel. They thought they were fighting over property!

Just like this, his family had been busy for a week just to move and look at a house.

In the end, at Shao Weijie's insistence, he chose a high-rise apartment one street away from the original community.

Shao Weijie also had his own considerations in choosing this place.

And it was easy to convince his parents and enthusiastic relatives.

He said that this place is close to our previous home and we are familiar with the neighborhood. What if we live here and the scope of relocation is expanded later? Our home can...

Before he finished speaking, his mother made a decision on the spot and decided on a set.

Fortunately, we made the reservation quickly, because Shao Weijie and his family were not the only ones who were so "discerning". Many people in the neighborhood also thought so, causing housing prices within a few kilometers to rise a lot.

Fortunately, his mother took out a bankbook that was reserved for Shao Weijie to marry his wife. In addition, many relatives knew that his family was being relocated, so they borrowed a lot of money to buy it.

Fortunately, it was before the relocation funds came out, otherwise the relocation houses nearby would all have cash, and housing prices would probably have doubled.

Ding bell, the phone rang.

Shao Weijie picked up the phone and took a look. It was Fatty.

A low voice with a hint of resentment came from the receiver.

"Hey, Brother Jie. Didn't you say you would come to me the next day? It's been almost a week already?"

Don't tell me, if you didn't look at his face and just listened to that magnetic voice, you would really think there was a handsome guy on the other side of the phone.

"If you fart, let it go!" Hearing the fat man's tone and thinking of his big face, Shao Weijie got goosebumps all over his body.

"hey-hey."

The fat man smiled awkwardly and told the reason for his call: "Brother Jie, classes start in two days. Please give me those papers that were handed out before the holiday."

"...?"

Have you handed out papers before the holiday? Is this a problem?

Shao Weijie, who had not done homework for many years, was stunned.

After calculating the time, it seems that school is indeed due to start in two days, but it seems that I didn't think of this at all when I moved. I didn't get anything, such as homework.

Shao Weijie suddenly thought of a question: "Fat man, I want to interview you! How are your grades in our class?"

"Don't you know our grades? They've always been very stable!" Fatty was stunned for a moment, then replied with a smile, "Last time we took the final exam, we ranked second in the class. Although we were last, we were better than before.

Great progress has been made.”

"What about mine?" Shao Weijie asked.

"Um. It seems to be fourth from the bottom!" The fat man was a little unsure.

Shao Weijie was speechless and said earnestly: "Fat brother, your brain is a good thing. I hope you can grow longer too. If you copy the second from last to the fourth from last, what difference do you think it makes! What are you thinking in your mind?"

"Hey, Brother Jie, you didn't know this. Not only did I ask you for the test paper, I also got Dachun's test paper." The fat man said proudly.

"so what?"

"Dachun is third from the bottom in our class. Then I will combine the papers of the three of us. Depending on our abilities, as long as we remove all the chosen answers, the remaining answers will definitely be correct!"

Forehead……

Shao Weijie was shocked. This guy was as stupid as he was wise.

In the future, whoever dares to say that this fat man only has meat but no brains, he will definitely be in a hurry! Looking at his intelligence, he will think in the opposite direction!

Too lazy to follow the guy any further, Shao Weijie sent him his address and hung up on him directly.

Shao Weijie looked at the time and thought it would be a while before the fat man came over. He simply took out a brand new telescope from his bag and went out with his notebook.

I took my things and took the elevator all the way up to the rooftop. I arrived at the edge of the rooftop with ease.

In the past few days, Shao Weijie was obsessed with evil. He squatted on the edge of the rooftop with a telescope every day. In order to be able to observe the square where the aperture appeared, Shao Weijie specially chose the tallest house in the neighborhood.

But it is a pity that a fully enclosed building the size of a football field has been built on the square, and basically nothing can be seen from the outside. Even several nearby buildings are being demolished, and protective buildings will probably need to be repaired.

In the past few days, there have been many troop carriers carrying soldiers every day. In order to facilitate traffic, the green trees originally planted on both sides of the road have been removed!

Shao Weijie did a rough count and found that the number of soldiers alone was probably close to a thousand. There were countless guns and ammunition of all kinds, and even heavy weapons were transported in several large trucks!

Occasionally, I saw some medical supplies being sent in. Those who didn’t know better thought they were supporting the frontline battlefield!

boom!

Just as I was thinking about it, I heard a door opening behind me.

Shao Weijie looked back and saw two young men walking in from the door. One was fat and had particularly prominent squinty eyes; the other was tall and thick, about 1.8 meters tall. He was only wearing a short shirt, revealing his strong muscles.

.

Shao Weijie curled his lips, and it turned out to be true: those with muscles are afraid of heat, while those with gold teeth love to grin.
Chapter completed!
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