Chapter 132 - Excuse me
"Do you believe me when I say I work overtime?" Ivan took off his windbreaker with a wry smile on his face, revealing his strong upper body and the newly attached "tattoos".
Chen Yanzi smiled: "You finish school at four o'clock and work overtime until eleven o'clock?"
"Okay ... I'm a showdown ... I went with my friends and me." Avin Tan cried.
Chen Yanzi got close to Alvin's windbreaker and smelled it carefully: "It does smell like barbecue - but what's going on with you...?"
Alvin smiled and said: "Is it cool? Is it dazzling?"
"It's hard to say cool, but you are easily spotted by the police when you walk on the street... Are you, a people's teacher, afraid of losing your job if you do these fancy things?" Chen Yanzi asked: "Didn't you say that public officials are not allowed to have tattoos?"
"The sticker...is equivalent to a large Bibabu bubble gum sticker." Ivan smiled and said, "It's used to scare people..."
"Who are you scaring?" Chen Yanzi asked.
"A little gangster... That little gangster has a younger brother who is doing bad things in school because of a cousin who is not doing his job properly. Today, that gangster brought four or five people to our class to fight in a group... I have a bad temper.
Can you bear it? I can't take care of the child, and I can't take care of his backer? Aren't you a kid who's taking advantage of your cousin to go wild? I'll give you a discount soon!" Ai Wen explained.
Chen Yanzi said angrily and funny: "So you are just going to cause trouble?"
"How can you do that? You'll be so weak if you go by yourself! I called over a dozen brothers from the Sanda Club - these brothers are all strong and tough men, and they look good wherever they go." Ivan laughed.
Chen Yanzi said angrily: "It's really enough for you... When you are a teacher and you pretend to be a sex teacher... How do you wash off this thing on your body? It's really annoying to look at!"
Ai Wen took out a bottle of disinfectant alcohol from the medical kit, dipped a cotton ball in alcohol and handed it to Chen Yanzi: "Just use high-strength alcohol. You wipe it for me and then I'll wash it off."
Chen Yanzi took the cotton ball with disgust and carefully wiped the tattoo stickers on Alvin. She rubbed and touched, so hard triceps, so hard back muscles...
Ai Wen said depressedly: "Just wipe it, wipe it... don't drool, okay?"
"I'm salivating..." Chen Yanzi said vaguely while wiping her mouth: "How did you get this body shape? It feels really good..."
Alvin sneered: "Why else would I go to the gym at least five times a week? One course of treatment every five days to wake up the muscles of the whole body..."
Chen Yanzi asked while wiping: "Do you want me to go to the gym too?"
"What are you going to do? You've also developed a body of hard muscles? It doesn't look good..." Ai Wen thinks that Chen Yanzi's figure is already top-notch, and it's as soft as noodles... If she could train like herself
It's... quite scary when you think about it.
Chen Yanzi thought about what it would be like if she turned into the image of a very cold Nezha and gave up the idea - it would be more reliable to dance or teach yoga. Women are made of water!
"By the way, are you free this Saturday?" Chen Yanzi asked.
Ai Wen wondered: "Yes... People's teachers have statutory weekends. I have nothing to do except half a day to collect rent. Do you want to go out on a date?"
"Can you help me take a video?" Chen Yanzi asked.
Alvin nodded: "Of course... I didn't expect you to know that I am a semi-professional photographer!"
"Do you still have this skill?" Chen Yanzi was stunned. She originally just wanted to find a strong man to do odd jobs, but she didn't expect to find a big boss!
Ai Wen smiled: "When you see my equipment, you will know what it means to be professional--the gadgets of the poor third generation are always expensive! I relied on this craft to make money when I was in college--graduation photo photographers should understand
?”
"You never told me that you knew how to take pictures..." Chen Yanzi opened her mouth slightly in surprise.
Ai Wen sat in front of Chen Yanzi with a boss posture and said deeply: "Didn't I say that I am proficient in all kinds of girl-picking skills... Although photography is more expensive, it is still in this category. Don't you think taking photos of beautiful girls is really
A good way to pick up girls?”
"Shameless!" Chen Yanzi gave Aiwen a pillow fiercely: "Dirty!"
Ivan expressed his innocence: "It's all in the past...Look at how petty you are..."
"I'm so petty!" Chen Yanzi said angrily.
Ivan quickly changed the subject: "Why do you want to take a video?"
"Earn some pocket money... I'm also going to be in the dance area, okay?" Chen Yanzi nodded at Alvin's head and said, "I'm not some hiantai who hangs out in the women's clothing boss area..."
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Ai Wen said that personal attacks are not advisable!
However, Ai Wen said that he was not surprised at all that Chen Yanzi could become the grandma of the dance area. After all, her strength lies here - Pan Liangtiaoshun is beautiful. If coupled with the beauty function of a certain sound, Chen Yanzi
Can make beautiful paintings.
"Do you want to dance with me?" Chen Yanzi asked maliciously.
Alvin shook his head quickly: "Don't make trouble!"
"I have quite a few skirts... Do you want to try them on? They are very comfortable~" Chen Yanzi said seductively.
Ivan rolled his eyes helplessly, and his eyes almost hit the ceiling: "It is impossible to dress up as a woman, and it is impossible to dress up as a woman in this life!"
"Well... I'm really sorry..." Chen Yanzi pretended to regret.
Alvin's back became colorful after being smeared with alcohol by Chen Yanzi. He needed to go to the bathroom to clean it up. Wash it off quickly before the ink had a chance to solidify again.
Chen Yanzi is a night owl, and she will never close her eyes before twelve o'clock. This is why she needs to sleep until she wakes up naturally - if she goes to bed late, she will wake up late.
When Ai Wen came out of the bathroom, Chen Yanzi was watching short videos under the quilt. While she was watching, she commented in return: "This waist is too thick, this brother is too small, this person is too short..."
Suddenly, she saw a short video of a couple quarreling on the street, and then it turned into a martial arts video. She was immediately amused. She slapped Aiwen's arm next to her and asked: "Ai Ai, can you do this?"
"Martial arts routines? No problem..." Aiwen said easily after watching the half-minute video: "I could do routines of this level when I was in high school... But these two people are also interesting and creative.
..."
"They are all practitioners? Can they beat you?" Chen Yanzi asked curiously.
Ai Wen analyzed it carefully: "If you were to fight to the death... these two people together wouldn't be enough for me. After all, in addition to learning traditional martial arts routines, I have also been practicing Sanda. Sanda is generally based on actual combat. I
I’ve practiced with people who train armed police...it’s only half as good.”
"In other words, these two are just pretending to look good, but they are not good at actual combat?" Chen Yanzi asked disappointedly.
Ai Wen said: "That's not necessarily the case. If they fight with bare hands against people who have no foundation and only know how to use Wang Ba Quan, they will definitely win - because of their reaction speed and physical fitness. But if they are allowed to compete with professionals
Soldiers, armed police, and even criminal policemen may not win in a life-and-death fight. Any empty talk that doesn't talk about kilograms and physical fitness is just a hooligan - you ask me to fight Tyson in his prime, and he can do it with just one punch.
Take me to the hospital."
"Then do you think there is any ancient martial arts in China? The kind where you come and go and do what you want?" Chen Yanzi asked.
Ivan shook his head: "How do I know? In this world of Crouching Tigers, Hidden Dragons, there might be a panda village hidden in that ravine..."
"Haha...you think I haven't seen Kung Fu Panda?" Chen Yanzi sneered, pointing at the video and saying: "I want to make a video like this..."
The muscles on Ivan's face twitched violently: "I have been practicing for more than ten years, but you, a person with no martial arts skills, still want to play like this?"
"I can dance!" Chen Yanzi said proudly: "And I can learn it!"
"Learn martial arts? Practice Sanjiu in the winter, Sanfu in the summer... are you okay? Just ask you - can you get up early?" Ai Wen sent out a torture to the soul.
Chapter completed!