"Teacher Tang, what's wrong with you? Are you listless?" Song Hongxia asked curiously.

Teacher Tang sighed and pointed at Alvin: "I was educated by this guy..."

Song Hongxia said amusedly: "Teacher Ai is still in charge of adult education?"

Ai Wen said: "Teachers teach and learn karma and solve doubts. I just teach Teacher Tang what it means that there are mountains outside the mountains, and there is a sky outside the sky..."

"Teacher Ai! Brother Ai! Uncle Ai! Are you good enough?" Old Tang broke down and complained to Song Hongxia about Aiwen's "atrocities": "This guy is simply not a human being! Play three-shot billiards with him, except for the first game.

I scored a few goals and then I didn’t even touch the white ball!”

Song Hongxia was surprised: "Teacher Ai is so powerful?"

The corners of Ivan's mouth turned up: "Of course! I have practiced hard..."

"Comrade Ai, how did you develop this technique?" Old Tang asked.

Ai Wen's face suddenly became bitter: "If you have an ex-girlfriend who loves billiards and is very good at it, your level will be superb... I have an ex-girlfriend who owns a billiards hall at home, let's put it this way...

I can't beat her now."

Old Tang bowed his hands and begged for mercy: "Niu Pi Niu Pi..."

"So I have learned all my skills passively in my life... But when the banquet starts later, you will punish yourself with three glasses of wine!" Ai Wen weighed the glass at the farmhouse - one glass is two and a half, which is very consistent with the standard for drinking.

Old Tang's face changed: "Old Ai... three glasses of wine is not a problem, the problem is that drinking three glasses in a row is a bit too much..."

"Are you... taking it seriously?" Ai Wen teased.

"That's right! I'm just scared!" Old Tang said loudly.

Song Hongxia:......

Alvin:......

"Looking at how shameless you are, I'm embarrassed to bully you... But I heard that the boss brought wine today, Maotai! You won't lose anything if you drink three drinks in a row!" Ai Wen curled his lips.

Old Tang rolled his eyes and despised Alvin: "You have to drink good wine with your life! After three glasses of wine in a row, I will go over... Don't we have activities in the afternoon? Wouldn't it be a pity if we get drunk?"

Alvin was still surprised by his shamelessness: "Okay... How about playing two more strokes? This time we win the day duty... How about one stroke and one week of office duty? Arrange it from the beginning of the next semester?"

Old Tang shook his head like a rattle: "No more fun! Love whoever you want! You are such a bad old man! You still want to use me as a coolie? Go and have your beautiful spring and autumn daydreams!"

Ai Wen saw that Old Tang couldn't take the bait, so he had no choice but to give up this juicy cabbage...

After a while, the host started to shake people in the group: "Come back, get ready for dinner!"

After receiving the news, everyone returned immediately and went to the restaurant of the farmhouse to wait for the meal. The farmhouse is full of farm food. I heard that the vegetables here are all grown in the greenhouse and are absolutely fresh and nutritious.

The chefs at the farmhouse are also professional, unlike some farmhouses where the chefs are not professional at all. It didn’t take long for farmhouse dishes that were delicious, delicious and delicious to be served on the table.

The director mysteriously picked up two water bottles, one large and one small: "This is Flying Spear. Try everything you can drink... These are pure grain wines that I directly drink from under the tap of the winery. One kilogram is good."

There are dozens of them - although they are not expensive, they are better because they are pure enough!"

Everyone knows that the director is good at wine, and his collection is full of good stuff! And he especially likes to take out his own wine and share it - just take it if you ask for thousands of dollars of flying spear, but this bottle of wine is more than half of everyone's.

Monthly salary!

Although the director is a teacher, his lover is rich. The most amazing thing is that the director’s lover is twelve years younger than him, and the director’s wife is his first student... This is quite legendary, but his

My lover was the director who I fell in love with after graduation. At that time, the poor director in his thirties didn’t have a girlfriend yet!

The director's wife is an executive in a foreign company, and her salary is several times that of his - but she lives a very happy life, and the director, who has a great attitude, has never felt guilty because he does not earn as much as his lover - how much you make is just a matter of social division of labor.

Forget it, those who are teachers are still engineers of the human soul!

There are a total of more than 30 teachers in ten classes in the first year of junior high school. There are only about ten who can drink alcohol, and only seven or eight who can drink liquor. After all, the main force in the teacher industry is female teachers, and those who can drink liquor can

Female heroes are rare in the education industry.

Therefore, a one-pound bottle of Flying Spear can be divided into a cup and you can get more than one or two. It is definitely not enough to drink well, but you can also taste the taste... No matter how rich the director's family is, it is impossible to have enough Flying Spear at the grade banquet.

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After the director brought a glass of wine, everyone raised a toast together. He briefly summarized the work situation in the second half of the year, and then thanked the teachers who rallied around him. It is definitely impossible to drink it all in one drink. Drink white wine in one drink.

And it is definitely a wasteful behavior. Drinking liquor as beer is definitely fatal, but Alvin is not so aggressive.

Don't laugh at the farmer's wine, which is thick with wax and wine. In good years, there are enough chickens and dolphins from the guests.

Mountain darkly, vista.

The flutes and drums follow the Spring Society, and the simple and ancient style of clothing remains.

From now on, if I am allowed to take advantage of the moonlight, I will knock on the door all the time and night with my stick.

Ai Wen felt that his mood at this time was similar to that of Lu You when he visited Shanxi Village. He indulged in drinking and having fun in the farmland and put aside his worries and sorrows.

The meal lasted for more than two hours. The dishes on the table were messy, but everyone was talking very happily. The teachers are the ones who like to give pointers the most, especially the drunk teachers are more interesting...

You may know that this is a gathering of teachers from the first-year junior high school, but you may not know - you thought this was the Chinese Shoes Conference!

Ai Wen did not join the coaching team. He was sitting with a group of literature enthusiasts to promote literature!

Literary people like to dance and write when they drink some wine. You have never seen that Li Bai wrote hundreds of poems over wine. If you don't let Li Bai drink some wine, the things he writes will have no soul... Chinese teachers are a relatively sour group among the teaching staff... Chinese

In addition to the hardships in front of them, teachers also have poetry and distant fields.

Chinese language teachers and teachers who like classical literature get together to play the variant Feihua Ling. Their Feihua Ling is closer to the idiom solitaire. They call it ancient poetry solitaire. That is, the verses spoken by the next person must be the same as those of the previous person.

The last word of the poem.

For example, the first person said: There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed.

The verse uttered by the next person must contain the word "light". It doesn't matter where the word is. If anyone fails to pick up the word, he will be punished with a drink; if everyone picks up the word after one round... a total of

Have a drink!

This time, it was replaced with a small one-cent cup. Otherwise, if I used a 2-and-a-half cup to fly the flower token, it would fall before the first round!

The Chinese teacher proofread first, and the first person to recite the poem was the Chinese teacher of Classes 1 and 2: "I'm drunk, my chest is still open, and my temples are slightly frosted, so what's the matter--what's the matter!"

"Don't listen to the sound of beating leaves in the forest, why not scream and walk slowly." The Chinese teacher of classes three and four did not hesitate to pick up a poem from Su Shi's Ding Feng Bao. He was an avid fan of Dongpo, and he knew Su Dongpo's classic poems by heart.

"Walking again and again, I will be separated from you forever." The Chinese teacher of Classes 5 and 6 came up with a poem with four lines, which was very interesting.

Ai Wen thought about it: "Leaving hatred is like grass in spring. You can walk farther and still live."

This poem is not very famous. It was written by Li Yu, the later leader of the Southern Tang Dynasty, but it is also very relevant.

The last person to pick up the call was the Chinese teacher of Classes 9 and 10. He pondered for a moment and said: "I am a hero in life, but I am a hero in death. I still miss Xiang Yu and refuse to cross the Yangtze River."
Chapter completed!