Chapter 226--Pseudo-sound boss
Just when Ai Wen looked awkward, Chen Yanzi crawled forward and got into Ai Wen's arms and said with tenderness and sweetness: "Dear~"
"Please stop!" Ai Wen's face changed drastically - when these three words came out of Chen Yanzi's mouth, there must be nothing good waiting for him! Either washing dishes or cooking!
"Huh? Man? Have you learned to be smart?" Chen Yanzi hugged Ai Wen's neck: "It's been almost half a month, isn't it time to record another video?"
Ai Wen shook his head: "I think... the frequency of videos cannot be too high. Those grannies who are as prolific as sows can easily fall into the cycle of homogeneous output. If fans are tired of aesthetics, your clicks will suddenly
drop."
"Just drop it... Anyway, I don't expect to make money by making videos!" Chen Yanzi said nonchalantly: "I did the financial calculations at the end of the year... Your big baby's income this year is 1.7 million~"
Alvin:......
I really fell in love with a rich woman! It seems that Chen Yanzi’s art school is really profitable! This 1.7 million is pure profit-and it does not include the share given to her best friend Xixi.
The average annual net income of one million can definitely rank among the top five percent in China... There are many rich people in China, but when placed in a population of more than one billion, they are very few. You can't just because you know everyone
Only rich people can say "Why not eat minced meat"?
China is a big country. According to statistics, there are hundreds of millions of people in the country whose monthly income is less than 1,000 yuan... Isn’t it amazing to think about it? But it is indeed reality!
"My Yanzi is amazing..." Ai Wen was still very impressed. She had built such a big business with the 500,000 yuan given by her family, which is already quite impressive. If someone wanted to buy her cultural school,
Don't dare to open your mouth if you don't have tens of millions - after all, this is a private cultural enterprise with an annual profit of more than 2 million.
Chen Yanzi has already bought the building of the Cultural School, which is why Chen Yanzi doesn’t have much spare money in his pocket. Most of his income is spent on buying a building, and buying a building is always a huge expense.
"So... dear, let's make another dance video!" Chen Yanzi suddenly changed her tactics and clamped Ai Wen's neck tightly with a creaking nest.
"Not interested..." Alvin said feebly: "How about I dress up as a woman and sing? It's really tiring to practice dancing..."
"Singing in women's clothing? It's okay!" Chen Yanzi's core goal is not to dance, but to dress up as a woman - God knows why Chen Yanzi also has the same bad taste as her previous second-hand ex-girlfriend...
Chen Yanzi was suddenly curious: "What song do you want to sing? If I use your original voice, wouldn't it reveal the truth?"
"I can fake my voice..." Ivan said calmly: "This is also one of my weird skills..."
"Drunk! Do you want to learn this?" Chen Yanzi collapsed: "You are really... amazing!"
Ai Wen innocently said: "This has nothing to do with cross-dressing... I practice false voice mainly for playing games. Many games are not friendly to novices, so pretending to be a young lady is a very correct choice... You also know
, I learn things very quickly, and I will become a proficient person after practicing. And my vocal cords are very malleable. How about I record a song "Opera · 2" for you tomorrow, and how about playing the dolphin sound? The sound can basically reach that level.
It’s hard to tell the difference between male and female.”
Chen Yanzi was doubtful and said: "Can you do it? Don't reveal your secret... It would be exciting if the whole Internet knew that you are a big boss in women's clothing."
Ai Wen walked into the bathroom with his cell phone, locked the door, and then called Chen Yanzi.
Chen Yanzi felt speechless when she looked at Aiwen in the caller ID, but she still picked up the phone.
"Ai, what are you doing?" Chen Yanzi was very puzzled by Ai Wen's sudden departure.
I heard Nuo Nuo's voice coming from the phone: "Is it...sister Yanzi?"
Chen Yanzi only felt a chill on her back - this...is this Alvin's false voice? It's... so terrible! Even if she sleeps in the same bed with Alvin all day long, they can't listen to it every day and night
It turned out to be Alvin's voice.
Moreover, his pseudo-voice is purely natural, not artificial, and has a very high sugar content! Even the most effective voice changer on the market cannot produce this kind of voice... Is Ivan’s voice a joke?
If Chen Yanzi hadn't seen Alvin walk into the bathroom with her own eyes, she wouldn't have believed it was Alvin's voice.
What a hell!
Ivan hung up the phone and walked out of the bathroom: "Do you believe it this time?"
Chen Yanzi carefully touched Alvin from top to bottom... She breathed a sigh of relief when she touched the Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon. As long as her husband is still her husband, this will be fine...
"Can you really sing "Opera·2"?" Chen Yanzi still expressed doubts, and Ai Wen cleared his throat: "Ah~~ah~~~~"
Without any preparation, he directly shouted out the clear dolphin sound. This hand directly calmed Chen Yanzi. She and Ai Wen had been to KTV once. She only knew that Ai Wen sang very well and could control even drama.
.But she never imagined that Alvin's talent could be so good. With a little professional training, he could release an album and become a singer.
Music and dance are indistinguishable, and Chen Yanzi knows many friends from the Vocal Music Department of Central Academy of Music. There are not many voice monsters who can sing the dolphin sound as easily as Alvin, just like smoking a cigarette!
If yodeling is a skill that Alvin can learn through hard practice, then the dolphin sound is purely Alvin's super talent. A man with this talent has become a Chinese teacher... What a waste!
Chen Yanzi's singing is only at a level that is not out of tune, but it would be a lie to say how good it sounds. This level of skill will not show off in KTV, but this level is not even as good as a bar singer, so she can only entertain herself.
I was filled with envy, jealousy and hatred - if I had this voice, wouldn't I be able to learn vocal music?
How easy it is to be a music teacher! It’s not like learning dance, which requires body management and diligent exercise...those who learn vocal music just need to protect their voices! If Chen Yanzi had the talent to learn singing back then, she would never know how to sing.
Choose to dance!
So the angry Chen Yanzi started to chase Ai Wen fiercely with the sofa cushions. Ai Wen, who looked confused, couldn't fight back. He could only run away with his head in his arms and wonder: What's wrong with this woman?
The 120-square-meter house was not big, and Alvin, who had nowhere to escape, could only lie on the bed and be ravaged by Chen Yanzi as if appointed... After Chen Yanzi was tired, he put down the back of the sofa and put his head on the bed and groaned:
"God is so unfair! Why is he so nice to you?"
"What's unfair? A good person like me has to cook and wash dishes for you every day..." Ivan retorted.
Chen Yanzi then thought about it - indeed! Such a handsome, talented man with all kinds of weird skills is my husband! God is indeed unfair!
Chapter completed!