Chapter three hundred and seventy-two
The cannon went off at the beginning, and the next program was equally exciting. There was something special when the students performed programs that they were not good at. For example, Chen Xiaolin sang and Li Yang played b-box. The most interesting thing was the double act performed by the monitor and deputy.
The oboe is a relatively old performing art, but the oboe performed by the two squad leaders has been artistically processed by them, and the content is more down-to-earth, and there are various modern jokes. The most amazing one is Li Jinqiong squatting in the back
Xie Mingjie, who was in the front, complained about Ai Wen, and the classmates cheered.
A good monitor is the one who dares to diss the class teacher! Class 7 has been a class teacher for a long time! Although the various conditions given by Lao Ai as the class teacher are very good, Lao Ai's all-round supervision is also very stressful.
Ai Wen stared at Xie Mingjie, who had pigtails tied up and baby powder on his face, with a half-smile. These boys had indeed reached the rebellious stage of youth. Whenever they had the opportunity, they would diss themselves in all kinds of weird ways... But they were forced to do so.
Due to their lustful power, they feel like a hermaphrodite, but when they really have the idea of resisting, the people around them will help them give up the idea.
The management system of Class 7 is that if one person makes a mistake, the whole class will sit together. The welfare of the whole class is given by Ai Wen. If Ai Wen is really angered, people will really throw up their sleeves and leave - when Ai Wen is gone from Class 7
Will it still be the original Class 7 after Wen? If Class 7 changes their head teacher, can they still live their lives as silly sons of landlords?
Children are not fools. They know who is good to them and who is not good to them. And they also know that Alvin’s kindness to them is not unconditional. Alvin is not their parent. Being good to you is a matter of affection and not of nature.
point.
After more than a year of getting along, everyone has almost figured out Ai Wen's bottom line. Therefore, gentle complaints like Xie Mingjie and Li Jinqiong will not anger Teacher Ai Wen. At most, this will add a diss boss joke to Class 7.
Alvin doesn't really take it to heart.
However, there must be some beating that should be done, lest these little Wang Ba Dan really think that their class teacher is weak and can be bullied. A tree cannot grow straight until its branches are pruned, and its branches cannot be repaired by people. As for students, they should be tricked.
pit.
About an hour later, the party with the largest number of people, the largest pomp, and the most complicated props officially opened. A group of ten people came together to co-write and perform a shadow puppet show - yes, the kind of shadow puppet show you know!
However, the content of the shadow puppet show has been magically modified and tells the interesting things that happened in Class 7. Many modern elements have been added to the traditional shadow puppet show. For example, the background music of the old shadow puppet show is gongs and drums, and the background music of the new shadow puppet show is DJ.
Drum.
The shadow puppet characters were created by students from Class 7 using shadow puppet making materials. Yesterday, the labor team worked overtime to make these puppets. Although the technique may be a little rough, the effect is not bad at all.
When the shadow puppet curtain was moved out, netizens who were watching the live broadcast on the broken website were shocked:
"Zhen Nima knows how to play!"
"It reminds me of my childhood!"
"Is this a shadow puppet show?"
"What else can't these kids do now?"
"Are junior high school students just running away like this?"
As the music began to play, the shadow puppets on the screen began to dance. Yes, the first scene of the shadow puppet show is the disco show of Class Seven - the content of the shadow puppet show is called "Three Heroes vs. Alvin", and the three heroes here are not the same.
Not the three brothers Liu Guan and Zhang, but Yan Jin, Yang Er and Liu Jianwen who were sent to the imperial capital to study art.
Anyway, these three people are not here now, so it is best to use the three of them to make up a story. This is how playing games is, whoever is not present will suffer the loss, and bad friends may not know how to harm you!
For example, at a party held by Ivan and his department, the classmates who were not present were directly betrayed by their roommates. The roommates took out the photos of the gays who were not present on their pads and placed them on a separate table. The table was full of photos, which felt weird.
The most annoying thing is that the department head actually took photos and posted them on WeChat Moments.
Therefore, the three brothers of the Imperial City have once again become the creative material for the left-behind children of Class 7. This scene between the three heroes and Ivan is the artistic performance of Class 7. The movements of the shadow play need to be exaggerated, and at the same time, they need to have lyrics to match. Talented ones
The editing team of Class 7 actually re-wrote the lyrics. Although the tune has ancient charm, the content of the lyrics is amazing:
"The sun sets in the west and shines brightly in the west. Whatever the mountain cannon looks like, I will look like that~"
"The sun shines on the incense burner and produces purple smoke. From a distance, Ivan is in front~"
The most deceiving thing is that the lyrics written by these brats are so melodious that they rhyme, which makes Alvin feel angry and funny. Their skill points have almost reached outer space! This talent is worthy of praise...
The light-hearted and humorous shadow puppet show full of interesting jokes made everyone in Class 7 burst into laughter, and the netizens who broke the website also enjoyed watching it. The battle between the three heroes and Lu Bri incorporated many jokes from the anime. For example, in the beginning, the three brothers from Class 7
Then came a shadow puppet version of "Auntie Press it".
Netizens said that there were too many elements and overflowed the screen, which shows how fun this shadow puppet show is. At the New Year's Day party, happiness is the most important thing. Although Aiwen was teased by the children a lot today, seeing how happy everyone is
For Alvin’s sake, he didn’t take it seriously.
However, the death penalty can be avoided, but the living crime cannot be escaped - the grandsons of Class 7 cannot just sit back and relax during this New Year's Day holiday. Since everyone is so happy at the party, why not be even happier and work as a traffic volunteer on New Year's Day?
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Even though Ai Wen had made plans in his mind, there was no expression on his face at all. He was still watching the show with a smile. After Class 7 went through most of the programs, Xie Mingjie and Li Jinqiong were finally ready to operate on Ai Wen.
"On this day of celebration, our teacher Ai Wen also brought his program! Let's welcome him with applause!" Xie Mingjie clapped excitedly, and the children in Class 7 also clapped their hands desperately.
"good!"
"Teacher, here comes one!"
Netizens are also interested. Now Aiwen is the number one Internet celebrity teacher in China. There is a rumor circulating in the world that "Aiwen has millions of fans, and half of them are in broken websites." Broken websites have always been a gathering place for Aiwen fans. Since then,
As soon as Ai Wen appeared as Xiao Ai Ai, he attracted a group of fans who are attracted to men.
In full view of everyone, Alvin pushed a bicycle in from outside.
"What is Lao Ai doing?"
"It's obvious that we are going to cause trouble!"
"There's something wrong with this car!"
"You can see it! This is a special bike for doing things! Do you see the bars on both sides of the rear tire? This is a trick bicycle!"
Alvin rode his bicycle into the classroom from outside the door, then picked up the front of the bike and started riding circles in the classroom.
"I knock!"
"Niubi~Poyin!"
"The big boss will be better than he is!"
"As expected of Alvin!"
Do you think Alvin’s skills can only be used to drive a car or ride a motorcycle? No! Bicycles are also within the scope of skill improvement! Bicycles are light in body and slow in speed, and can do many more tricks than motorcycles and cars! Alvin will be the first to do so.
Che Thomas made a full spin and immediately shocked the whole audience.
"As expected of Teacher Treasure, you never know what other hidden skills he has!"
"I'm done, this will be my husband from now on!"
"The one downstairs is pissing him!"
"I have diabetes, please come downstairs!"
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Chapter completed!