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Chapter Three Hundred and Eighty Two -- The Disaster of True Blood Light

We have said before that Ivan has a super strong learning ability. As long as he is interested in something, he can get started in the shortest time. However, the progress after getting started depends on the depth of the content.

How deep.

Something like "Book of Changes" is a precious cultural treasure that an expert professor can't finish studying in his lifetime. It's impossible for Alvin to study it clearly in three days. However, he is actually very talented in calculations. He passed

The four-pillar measurement algorithm predicted a few trivial things, but I didn’t expect the success rate to be quite high!

It is indeed an introductory learning for half-immortals! It is really easy to use and simple to operate. As long as you think quickly and speak fluently, you can basically fool the fortune tellers.

So Chen Yanzi discovered that her husband had a fortune-telling temperament recently. Whenever he had some free time, he would see Ai Wen pinching his fingers and mumbling something. Chen Yanzi was so angry that she was speechless: "Why don't you tell me the fortune? Let me see if it's accurate!"

"Sure enough, this female donor has a keen eye for truth. She can see the extraordinary nature of this mathematician at a glance... In this case, I will do the math for you!" Ivan used his left hand to pretend to twist the non-existent goatee, regardless of appearance and appearance.

If you can't keep up, the temperament aspect is very difficult to control.

Chen Yanzi: "You said you were fat and you were out of breath! I gave you a ladder and you just climbed up! If you can't calculate accurately, don't tell me that my aunt will smash your stall and tear up your secret book."

Aiwen chuckled: "In that case, I will calculate the good and bad luck for you..."

Then he rolled his eyes, and his left thumb began to dance around on the other four fingers. Chen Yanzi laughed dumbly: "Are you imitating a blind man? Is that the case?"

"It doesn't matter whether it's accurate or not, the most important thing is to bluff people..." Ivan replied and continued to calculate, and finally his thumb stopped on the tip of his ring finger. He turned around and opened a booklet and began to interpret the hexagrams.

How can a beginner remember so much? When it is time to use a reference book, he still needs to use it. Why should he pretend to be a big clove of garlic with his wife?

"Well... the fortunes are turning and I am full of joy. Over the years, the sticks have blossomed and everything has been messed up forever. Ten people saw it and ten people praised it." Ai Wen muttered: "Female donor, you have a good destiny for the fortunes to turn! You

Since you met your right man and got married, you will be rich and wealthy throughout your life, your husband and wife will be harmonious, and your mother-in-law and daughter-in-law will be close... As long as you care about your husband and raise your children, you will surely have many children and grandchildren, and a long life of happiness."

Chen Yanzi:......

Although Alvin is right, why does she always feel that Alvin is praising her shamelessly? What is this subtle feeling going on?

And he knows everything Aiwen said! It’s not convincing at all!

"You...even if you come out like this?" Chen Yanzi asked.

Alvin spreads his hands:┓(′?`)┏

"Otherwise? The calculation of the four pillars is the calculation of good and bad fortune. You are destined to have a good life. What can I say? That the second half of your life is rough and wandering?" Ai Wen was helpless: "You can't do it because you are my wife, because

I know your life trajectory and doubt me..."

"Why don't you calculate the good and bad times for me in the near future!" Chen Yanzi snorted dissatisfied.

Ivan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead: "Sure! Isn't it just good or bad in the near future?"

Rolling his eyes up again, Alvin's thumb jumped repeatedly in his palm again. Within a minute, Alvin stopped: "I calculate that you will suffer a bloody disaster within this week!"

Chen Yanzi was startled: "Ah? Really or fake? Because of what!"

"How do I know? Secrets cannot be leaked, do you understand? Besides, my ability is average and my level is limited. One bottle is less than half a bottle. It would be good if I can calculate that there will be a bloody disaster! Do you really think that I am a semi-immortal?" Ai Wen closed the book.

After that, he walked to the courtyard, stretched out, turned somersaults, and walked to the lake to look at the scenery. Chen Yanzi was left alone in the messy courtyard.

She silently checked her schedule for the week - going to work, getting off work...and so on! Chen Yanzi suddenly had an idea - bloody disaster? Bloody light? Blood? Blood! She silently opened her phone and clicked on an app called "Period Assistant"

APP, after checking the date, Chen Yanzi closed the app with a dark face.

"Ai Wen! You shameless old thief!" Chen Yanzi shouted at Ai Wen who was walking by the lake.

Aiwen was frightened when she heard it, and then she saw Chen Yanzi who was about to chase her.

"Well? Pay attention to your quality..." Ai Wen suddenly panicked when he saw Chen Yanzi rushing toward him, and then he turned around and ran away without saying a word.

Is it possible not to run away? Should I stay where I am and be ravaged by Chen Yanzi in all kinds of ways? This is not called running away! This is called strategic diversionary retreat! Can the matter between husband and wife be called running away? This is called loving my wife!

"Old thief Ai Wen, stop here!" Chen Yanzi was furious when she saw Ai Wen running away. She knew Ai Wen's physical ability. This guy really wanted to let go and run around the mountains, rivers and clouds.

Running around the villa community is relaxing and enjoyable.

Ai Wen smiled bitterly and stopped. Chen Yanzi walked up to him angrily, rounded his arms and slapped Ai Wen's arm hard: "That's awesome! The blood-light disaster roar! Why don't you go to heaven if you are so capable? It's been a week."

The bloody disaster inside! If you didn’t tell me, I would almost forget it! I’ll be there the day after tomorrow!”

"I'm just asking you if you're right! Is it a bloody disaster?" Ivan asked with a righteous face.

Chen Yanzi laughed at Ai Wen's shamelessness: "You really have the nerve to say that it was you who figured it out!"

"The so-called calculation is big data analysis - I have the data on your physical condition and inferred that your aunt is coming. Are there any questions?" Ai Wen said plausibly.

Chen Yanzi was defeated by Ai Wen's shamelessness: "Shameless!"

Having a verbal argument with the Chinese teacher is just asking for trouble. Ai Wen can argue even if there is no reason. It is easy to get into his rhythm of thinking and be convinced by him.

Seeing Chen Yanzi angrily walking home, Ai Wen chased after his wife with a smile and put his wife into his arms: "Are you kidding! Do you really think fortune-telling is so magical? In fact, this thing is just for fun, and all fortune-tellers know this.

The stuff is meant to deceive people. But some people just need a fortune teller to give them some spiritual strength."

"Let me tell you a story. There was a terminally ill patient who wanted to find his mind, but before he committed suicide, he met a half-immortal on the roadside. The half-immortal was actually a liar, but the patient still went to ask about it. That

The liar deceived the patient to death in order to make money, telling him that your terminal illness was a misdiagnosis, and your fate was definitely tough... You didn't need any treatment, and you could eat, drink, and have fun when you went home. Guess what?

That patient really believed it! He didn’t do any chemotherapy and used the rest of his pension to eat, drink and have fun." Ai Wen ended the sentence shamelessly, and Chen Yanzi was so angry that she hit Ai Wen's chest with her little fist.

"Go on, what happened next?" Chen Yanzi asked curiously.

"Then the old man lived happily for six years - you must know that the treatment advice given by the hospital is that he can live for up to two years. The extra four years were earned by the fortune teller and liar. This is spiritual power.

Although it is somewhat idealistic to say so, there are some things that cannot be explained by science." Ivan said calmly.

Chen Yanzi was curious: "Then why are you learning it?"

"Be a half-immortal and give guidance to students! If you don't believe the teacher, don't you believe in the half-immortal? Are you a thief?" Ivan asked with a smile.

Chen Yanzi:......
Chapter completed!
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