Chapter 236 What a coincidence? [Two in one](2/3)
"I'm so angry!"
You Xingchen was so angry that his heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys all swelled, but he still couldn't relieve his anger.
After a long while, I finally took out the phone.
One by one, they called: "Dao, what are you doing? Beat someone for me!...Who? Tears! You can't beat me? Of course I know you can't beat me, but don't worry, I'll find Jian to help you, just wait."
My message is, when the time comes, just leave the north and south and fight for things!"
"Sword! What are you doing? Beat someone for me!..."
"Cousin Qin, what are you doing? Ahem, beat up someone for me. Well...your second brother! Which second brother? How many other second brothers do you have? It's the father of the woman who stole your husband from you!
Then it’s settled... Hmm, wait for my news."
"Gun, what are you doing? Beat someone up for me... Just focus on stabbing him for me. It's such a happy decision!"
"..."
After contacting several people, You Xingchen put down his phone angrily.
Just around the corner, the kings of heaven were as silent as cicadas.
Their eyes met, and they all saw genuine shock: Beating up the Demon Ancestor actually requires the cooperation of so many people?
You Xingchen saw the expressions on the two people's faces and knew what they were thinking. He snorted and said: "It's not difficult to kill this old guy. But it's not easy to beat up a cultivator of his level.
You two little guys, your practice is like a tortoise crawling. If you don’t work harder, Bei Gonghao and the others will catch up with you, and neither of you will be able to live up to your expectations..."
The heavenly kings on the left and right had sarcastic expressions on their faces and swallowed up their dissatisfaction.
How can they catch up with us based on their mentality? But you, old man, if you don't be more active, we will catch up with you...
"Then what are we doing now?"
"What else can you do?"
You Xingchen said: "Yun Zhonghu, go meet your wife and guard Shangjing nearby."
He turned to look at his son and said angrily: "You kid, why don't you go to guard the Riyue Pass? What are you waiting for? Are you just saying that you thought you had been demoted for a thousand years? How can you still be so caring?
How big! People also have sons, and I also have sons, but why is the gap between sons so big?"
You Dongtian walked away with his head drooping.
He has no objection to going to Riyueguan to guard it for thousands of years. Now the Taoist League is fighting in the front, and I just go to Riyueguan to watch the show.
As for self-examination in front of the entire army, that's no big deal. Back then, I was beaten violently in front of the entire army, not just once or twice, but my prestige was still at its peak!
What's the difference between this and my vacation?
But everything is called a son. Why can't I, a son, be compared to that little villain? Wasn't this series of accidents caused by his kid?
Isn't it just because of a good father and a good mother that I am as prosperous as I am now? If I had parents like that... Well, I can't say that anyway!
Seeing his son fly away without a trace, You Xingchen became more and more angry and trembled his lips: "Huzi, look at this piece of shit like your brother Tian, why do you think I gave birth to him?"
What about such an unsatisfactory son?"
The corners of Yun Zhonghu's mouth twitched: "I have to go, Duo'er is waiting for me, see you uncle!"
"Slow, slow."
You Xingchen grabbed Yun Zhonghu and said: "Here, Xiaohu, look... is there anyone else who is suitable? Let me introduce it to Brother Tian... If this continues, won't that kid follow my old path?
?”
After hearing this, Tiger in the Cloud had a troubled expression on his face.
It’s not that this matter is difficult to handle, it’s just that it’s too difficult to handle!
Looking at the entire continent, not to mention finding a few female warriors who can match the right king, even if we find just one, it is like finding a needle in a haystack!
In the war years, after going to the battlefield, female warriors died much faster than male warriors...
This is not disrespectful to women, but the truth is that when faced with life and death, men are always more able to withstand it!
As for the female warriors who have reached the level where they can be seen as matching the Heavenly King of the Left Path, they either have a large group of great-great-grandchildren and a very large family, or they are already married and have a deep love for each other.
Leave……
As far as Yun Zhonghu knows, the only female warrior who is still single and has a high enough status is just a hidden gem in the ocean.
However, not only You Dongtian didn’t dare to provoke that pearl in the ocean, but even Uncle You didn’t dare to make a move.
"It's really rare...hard to find."
Yunzhonghu was very melancholy.
"Don't be in a hurry, take your time and explore, uncle will give you full authority."
You Xingchen said: "As long as there is a suitable one, I will send them to the pile."
Send to pile...
Do you think this is a scheduled marriage?
You Xingchen said: "As long as there is a suitable one... I will go to the Wu League in person, find the Great Witch of Liehuo, and ask for two jars of water and fire that cannot tolerate wine..."
"..."
Yun Zhonghu felt like his whole body was cramping, so he said goodbye awkwardly and ran away as fast as he could.
…
Zuo Xiaoduo would naturally have come out of the Sky Extinguishing Tower by now, otherwise Zuo Xiaonian wouldn't be able to contact him on the phone.
Well, the telecommunications shielding of the Wu League has been removed a long time ago. Wudu and other big witches have confirmed the number of Zuo Xiaoduo's hammering methods, so naturally they will not target him anymore, so there is no point in blocking the signal.
Before practicing in the Sky Extinguishing Tower, Zuo Xiaoduo found that after he was promoted to the Guixuan Realm, his cultivation progress showed a very slow, almost ridiculously slow trend.
After staying in the Sky Extinguishing Tower for a full six months, that is, two days after the time outside, Zhan Xuejun still didn't wake up; but Zuo Xiaoduo couldn't help but poke his head out to test the situation.
As soon as Zuo Xiaoduo poked his head in, Zuo Yuan was still crying and noticed it immediately.
But he didn't move.
If I don't move, you will definitely think that I'm gone.
Then you can quickly find a way to go back all the way, and I will never restrict you again.
You can fly, you can be invisible, you can wear makeup, no matter what, you just need to go back as soon as possible. If you don't go back, I will go crazy.
Seeing Zuo Xiaoduo showing his head, he took two tentative steps, and then disappeared in a whoosh.
After a while, he came out again with his head exposed, walked struttingly for ten or twenty meters, and then suddenly shrank back.
Stretch out again...
Retracted again...
Seeing the tears on Yin's body made my stomach hurt all day long.
Why don't you come out? No one will arrest you!
After thirty or forty times of testing, Zuo Xiaoduo finally determined that he seemed to be in no danger. In the last few tests, he had walked several kilometers, but he was still fine...
That means...the old man is gone?!
Finally gone?
Zuo Xiaoduo almost laughed three times to vent his joy!
Then, Zuo Xiaoduo began to do whatever he could to put on makeup for himself, changing his muscles and bones, transforming himself into a huge fat man, staggering out, and then scurried away towards the nearest Wu League city.
…
We must quickly find a place with signal. The people at home must be in a panic.
Finally... after running five or six thousand miles, the mobile phone finally got a signal.
So Zuo Xiaoduo took out his mobile phone and was about to send a message. He didn't dare to make a call. It seemed that the signal induction was too strong...
But no matter what coincidence, when I just took out my mobile phone...
"Wolf runs to the Langlou~~~ Dig Lei Taotao just smash the old man to death..."
Someone actually called in.
Zuo Xiaoduo was startled and his scalp was numb, while the invisible Lei Changtian above was also startled and his hair stood on end.
When Zuo Xiaoduo saw the caller ID saying "Kiss my wife and read the cat", he immediately became happy and the call was answered immediately without saying a word.
"There is really a connection between our hearts. I may no longer be the puppy I was before. When we meet again... hehe..."
Once you make a phone call, hang up as soon as possible.
Then Zuo Xiaoduo continued to shake his trembling body, which had been made fat by himself, and ran forward wildly.
But Lei Changtian, who was high up in the sky, was stunned.
"I...I actually heard the sound of raindrops...oh oh oh...are these two people out of seclusion?"
I thought about it painfully for a long time with tears in my eyes.
To be continued...