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167. Smart Child (seeking monthly pass)

Wang Qilin entered the inn and saw Heidou making somersaults.

The two looked at each other, and Heidou subconsciously wanted to run away, and then he reacted and cheered: "Uncle! Uncle is back alive! I'm going to tell my mother that Uncle is back alive!"

Wang Qilin looked dark and said, "What a mess?"

Heidou explained: "My mother chanted scriptures to the Bodhisattva every night, saying that she would bless her uncle to come back alive."

Actually, this is quite sad.

But there was no way to be a job at Tingtianjian. The soldier hung his head on his belt, while Tingtianjian stepped on his head under his feet.

Maybe when will it be buried.

Wang Qilin took out a pack of fried chestnuts from his arms and handed them to the black beans, and asked, "Zhuguli beans, if my uncle is gone one day, will you be sad?"

Hei Dou hugged Lizi and smiled sweetly: "No."

Wang Qilin took the Lizi back: "I won't give it to you."

Heidou was confused, and racked his brains to think: Did I make a mistake again? It's impossible, I'm so smart!

"Why aren't you sad?" Xu Da asked.

Heidou said aggrievedly: "My uncle is gone, so Dou will go and find him back. Why do you feel sad?"

Wang Qilin understood that he had misunderstood his meaning and handed him the chestnut: "What if you can't find it back?"

Hei Dou hugged Lizi tightly and said, "I will definitely find it back if I look for it carefully."

"Your uncle is dead, then you can't find it if you look for it carefully."

Heidou widened his eyes angrily and said, "Uncle will not die! Uncle will be with Tianqi!"

Wang Qilin was satisfied and took out a bag of chestnuts and handed them to him.

Hei Dou smiled: Smart children are rewarded, I got the reward, and I am indeed very smart.

Wang Qilin put down his luggage and settled Ma Ming. Ma Ming was unable to perform his duties for the time being. He had to go to the Du family in Gaoyuan County to stab the magic picture first, and then go back to find the old ghost in the tomb to fulfill his promise, and then go to Xiaoshui Township after he came back.

After knowing the arrangement, Xie Hata smiled: "You can't let him go to the Du family, but invite the head of the Du family to our inn. Your picture of the god-carving picture is a big treasure for the god-carving family. Don't look at Du Meng's carving dragon and tiger paintings, in fact, the things on him are not worth mentioning to this horse-headed king!"

"So exaggerated?"

Xie Hata put away the engraved picture of the Horse-Tao Mingwang and said, "It's not an exaggeration. It's only exaggerated to say that the Du family's divine picture is not worthy of this divine picture to carry shoes, but the Du family's divine picture is only worthy of the Horse-Tao Mingwang and his divine picture is only worthy of the Horse-Tao Mingwang and his divine picture."

Wang Qilin understood what he meant.

An ordinary man is guilty of being guilty of being a treasure. If Ma Ming brought such a treasure map to the door, it would have been better if he could save his life.

The Matou Mingwang’s Engraving Picture is a family heirloom for the Engraving Family!

Xie Hama turned the scroll curiously and asked, "Mr. Wang, where did you get such a magical picture? The old Taoist priest has been walking in the world for a few years, and there are not many such a magical picture."

Ma Ming asked, "Master Xie, is this picture very precious?"

Xie Hata smiled: "Someone from the Tendering School achieved the Golden School with a picture of a magic engraving. He was carrying a deer-sitting arhat. Master Ma must know that the deer-sitting arhat is one of the eighteen arhats. The King of Horses Heads is also called the Matou Master. He is the Lion Fearless Guanyin, one of the six Guanyin masters. I don't need to say more, which one is higher or lower, right?"

Ma Ming was surprised: "So precious? That Lord Wang, I can't..."

"No need to say nonsense. The horse-headed Mingwang is indeed powerful, but it does not mean that this magical picture is very precious. In fact, it is useless to me. I have owned this picture for many years, and I have seen more people over the years, but no one can use it."

Speaking of this, Wang Qilin paused and learned from the superiors to look at Ma Ming with admiration: "Until I met you, you happened to be called Ma Ming again. I think this must be a Buddha's fate given by heaven. You two are a combination made by heaven!"

Xu Da cooperated and said: "That's right, Mr. Ma, don't belittle yourself, be ashamed of yourself, and belittle yourself. You must know that you are as precious as this picture is. This picture is a little baby, you are also a little baby. Pay attention to the look of Master Qi looking at you, and he is the look of the look of the little baby."

Ma Ming shrank his anus.

Wang Qilin's eyes made him frightened, and Xu Da's words made him even more frightened.

They arranged for someone to invite Du Meng to the inn and then prepare to have a meal at the restaurant opposite.

When Wang Qilin saw Heidou practicing somersault again, he asked, "What are you doing in Zhugulidou? Practice qigong? Practice juggling? Be prepared to live on the streets and make a living by selling skills?"

Heidou shook his head: "No, I've already thought about it. I'll make a living by selling myself in the future."

Xu Da was shocked: "Why do you think so?"

Heidou said proudly: "Because I am an ambitious child."

"What does this have to do with ambition?"

Heidou said, "The uncle is so stupid, I don't know this? I heard from people that when someone enters the city, his father dies or his husband dies, he will sell himself to bury his father and bury his husband, and then everyone will praise them."

Speaking of this, he proudly raised his chest: "If this happens, I will sell myself too. I can make money and be praised by others. How great is it."

He raised his head high and waited proudly for the praise.

No one spoke for a while.

This is really Wang Qilin will be silent when he hears it, and Xu Da will cry when he hears it.

No one spoke, Hei Dou was bored and started to make somersaults again, but others were too small and had no strength to make somersaults, and making somersaults was like rolling on the ground.

After getting off for a few seconds, he got up and scratched his head: "By the way, uncle, please ask me why I practice somersault? Ah, I am doing somersault so that I won't be beaten by my mother again in the future."

"What is this logic?" Wang Qilin was puzzled, "You are going to make somersaults to please her when your mother beats you in the future?"

Heidou shook his head: "No, uncle, you are so stupid! I used to be ignorant. If my mother didn't give me anything, I would roll on the ground and be beaten by my mother because my clothes were dirty. Now I am sensible. If my mother doesn't give me anything in the future, I will turn somersaults, so that my clothes won't be dirty and my mother won't beat me."

Xu Da pondered and said, "Hei Dou, if your mother hits you because your clothes are dirty, then you will be beaten again. Look at how dirty your clothes are?"

Hei Dou hurriedly took off his coat, and then his little black face turned distorted.

But he quickly reacted and put his coat back on his body: "Now it's not dirty anymore, so I won't hit me."

Xu Da was shocked: "Master Qi, what did your ancestors of the Wang family do?"

"Eight generations of ancestors have been farmers, what's wrong?"

Xu Da was even more shocked: "Seventh Master, you are a clever and wise man, and you are as brave as a lie-in-law. And the black bean is so clever and terrifying, and it is simply the rebirth of the phoenix chick..."

Needless to say, the rest.

An ordinary farmer actually cultivated two talents, namely, Wolong and Fengchu!

Wang Qilin touched his braid and said, "Okay, my nephew, keep practicing, we won't bother you."

Heidou shook his head: "I won't practice anymore, uncle, do you think I'm stupid? If I practice again, I will dirty my clothes and my mother will beat me up."

"Do you think your mother won't beat you up?" Wang Qilin wondered.

Hei Dou thought for a while and said, "I was beaten lightly when I got dirty. If I got dirty this side, it would hurt even more!"

Wang Qilin silently pulled his clothes and asked him to look at the shirt inside: "Xiao Shazi, you have already dirty two of them."

The result of wearing the jacket backwards is that all the soil on it is stuck to the shirt.

Hei Dou looked down and it was his turn to remain silent this time...

"I'm a smart kid." He thought silently, "There must be a way to avoid being beaten."

Then, he put on his shirt backwards.

"How is it, uncle?" He raised his head and waited for the praise.

Wang Qilin was helpless: "Why are you here to go with me? Your body will get dirty too. Can you wear your skin backwards?"

Hei Dou started crying with a wow sound.

A man’s collapse is often a matter of moment!

Wang Qilin said, "Don't cry first, Doubao, listen to your uncle finishing up. Now you are not only dirty, but you look at your shirt back on your back. The inside of the shirt that was originally clean is also dirty. In other words, you were just dirty on the outside of your coat, but now the outside of your coat is dirty. The inside and outside of your shirt is dirty and your body is dirty…"

He couldn't bear to say anything more.
Chapter completed!
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