People in the Liaozhai village will carry three knives with them. The largest hatchet is used to chop firewood and chop people. The second fast knives are used to clean up prey. The smallest one is a knives. They like to eat barbecue and use a knives to cut meat piece by piece.

Shu Yu flew past the ghost of the lord. The ghost of the lord felt a lighter on his waist, and then saw that the scabbard hanging on his waist was empty.

The knife was in Shu Yu's hand, and he grabbed a fish's light and lightning in his hand, and the fish scales sprinkled everywhere like rain.

The knife light flashed again, the fish head was gone, and the fish intestines fell straight and arranged in an orderly manner.

Seeing this, the ghost in the army exclaimed: "Good sword technique!"

Xu Xiaoda was in a dilemma. How did he perform? Let the hungry ghosts hiding in his figure crawl out to hug the fish?

Chen San said simply, "I'll show everyone that money can make the devil push. I'll pay for all the expenses today!"

Xu Da scratched his head and said, "It's my turn? Well, there are poisonous fish that are fried and shocked. The old man will perform a smoked fish."

He started taking off his boots.

Several people quickly pressed him down: "Her Master Xu is calm."

"It's okay, Mr. Xu, we all know your skills. You don't have to worry about it, just stay there."

"These fish are eaten."

"Of course it's for eating, but it can be used if it's not eaten? Can fish be used?"

When Xu heard this, he became excited and said, "Hey, that uncle won't perform smoked fish anymore. I will teach you a lesson and tell you what the use of carp is. Haha, there are many bachelors here, so the uncle's lesson is valuable. For us bachelors, carp is good."

Wang Qilin shook him a handful of mud: "Master Xu, please calm down and don't talk. This is your specialty."

Xu Da asked unwillingly: "Will you teach everyone a lesson?"

Fat May Day asked curiously: "What class? Master Xu, just go to it, I'm willing to listen to the class."

Xu Da winked at him and said, "This lesson is very useful to you, do you know carp? They have no teeth, their mouths are very wet and sticky, and they will keep swallowing as long as they get out of the water. Hehe, do you understand?"

Fat Wuyi looked at him blankly and asked, "I understand, but what kind of class is this?"

Wang Qilin said lazily: "Love Enlightenment Class."

Chen San understood what Xu Da meant. He said with a funny look: "Master Xu is really experienced. Is this the way you have figured out by yourself?"

Xu Da hugged his arms in front of his chest, his face full of pride: "No, the uncle can't use carp, its mouth is too small."

Wang Qilin said: "That's right, Mr. Xu uses catfish."

Chen San took a deep breath: "Catfish? Catfish has teeth."

Xu Da was about to curse, and Wang Qilin immediately said, "Have teeth? What's wrong with having teeth? Master Xu plays with heartbeat and stimulating! Otherwise, how could he urinate like a shower? Oh, everyone doesn't know what the shower is, it's like a colander."

"Get out." Xu Da couldn't help but curse, "You have ruined your reputation."

Xu Xiaoda sneered: "Brother, what's this to ruin your reputation? Do I want me to tell you about the ridiculous things my brother did when he was a child?"

He was just talking casually, but after he finished speaking, he realized: "Hey, this is really OK. Could my value be in revealing my brother's true face?"

"This is OK." Everyone nodded.

Xu Da's face changed and he hurried to drag his younger brother away: "Please don't say it, please don't say it, good brother, don't talk nonsense."

Wang Qilin asked everyone to fish out all the floating fish, and then they showed their magical powers, wielding swords and stabbing fish, stimulating fish, and scattering fish.

Finally, Wang Qilin finished the finishing. He used the eight Tianlong Sword Formations to bombard the wild pond, blowing the water dry, revealing the mud under the pond.

The ghost of the lord was stunned: The fish in the pond must have done nothing good in their previous life, and they actually made people so troubled in this life...

There were not enough fish in one pond, so they bought two more ponds, and bombarded them with various means.

After seeing their methods, the local ghost decided not to be a fish in the next life.

They originally wanted to buy wine, meat and vegetables, so they brought bamboo baskets when they left the village.

Now, all the bamboo baskets are used to hold fish.

Sui Sui Niang took over the canteen of Qiliao Village. They were grilled, stewed, fried, fried, steamed, braised fish, and dozens of ways to eat a fish. The aunts in the canteen of Qiliao Village were stunned.

An old lady murmured, "How could this Ni'er be so young, how could she cook so many dishes? How could she have such a great cooking skill?"

The aunt next to her said, "Look at her spoon-like look, is this born in the kitchen?"

The young aunt said enviously: "What's the point of being able to cook more dishes? What's the point of being able to play spoons? What's amazing is the taste. You smell the taste of these dishes. How fragrant is it. She's so amazing."

The aunts looked at Sui Sui Madam like chainsaws. If the envy and jealousy inside could be turned into the power of the drive saw, they would probably be able to chop Sui Sui Madam into dumpling filling.

The aunt who spoke first saved the life of Sui Sui Madam. She said proudly: "Ni'er must have good cooking skills, otherwise how could she get married?"

"You see how ugly she is and how bad her figure is, right? Her face is so sharp, her skin is so white, her eyes are so big, her waist is so thin, her legs are so long, and her butt is so upright. If her cooking skills are not good, then how can anyone be willing to marry her?"

The women suddenly realized and nodded.

The lady Sui Sui frowned slightly, and she was holding a big spoon to turn around and clean up the old ladies, but after hearing what they said, she turned around and cooked quietly.

In the evening, the smell of fish and wine were filled with the smell of wine from the upper and lower areas of the village. The lids of the wine barrels were opened, and the fragrance of wine rippled around the cave.

Black Bean sat at the kitchen window and ate the fried little crucian carp. A large bowl of snow-white crucian carp soup was placed next to him. He ate a little dried fish and drank a sip of fish soup. The chubby little black face was full of happiness.

After drinking a bowl of fish soup, he stood up and burped a little, and then said seriously to Sui Sui Madam: "Uncle, your fish soup is the best stew, it is so fresh and fragrant. Dou has never drunk such a delicious fish soup."

"Really, my aunt, beans are not flattering you. Your fish soup is really delicious and the best one."

The lady Sui Sui smiled and said, "It's good if you like black beans, then I'll stew it for you in the future."

Heidou said, "Uncle, you are not good for this..."

The lady Sui Sui smiled and turned around and asked with concern: "Haidou, your butt is itchy again?"

Heidou hurriedly said, "I heard Dou finish his words, aunt, you are so good. Then Dou also wants to find a wife like you in the future. If you can't find one, Dou will have no wife, which is not good."

The lady Sui Sui smiled like a flower.

Wang Qilin asked: "Zhugulidou, is the fish soup made by your aunt really that delicious?"

Heidou nodded vigorously: "It's so good! To be honest, if Dou has the cooking skills of his aunt, he can be the top scorer."

Wang Qilin wondered: "What kind of brain circuit do you have?"

Heidou explained: "I heard Dou finish his words. If Dou makes fish soup so good, go and make fish soup for the emperor, but the emperor has to give Dou a top scholar, otherwise Dou will not make it for him."

Wang Qilin looked at him in surprise and said, "You have a genitals, you have a genitals, how dare you threaten the emperor with fish soup?"

Xu Da, who was delivering firewood, heard the conversation between the two and said, "Hei Dou, if you really have such a good cooking skills and let the emperor drink the fish soup you made, do you know what he would say?"

"He would say, grandma, this fish soup is so delicious! What if I can't drink such a good thing in the future? I have a way, castrate him into the palace, and make fish soup for me in the future."

"It's better to tie him up with a dog leash, otherwise where can I go to drink such beautiful fish soup if he runs away?"

"Forget it, if you tie him with a dog chain, it will be less convenient for him to move his hands and feet. So he'll cut off his feet so that he won't be able to go anywhere."

Heidou listened to their words in horror and shook his head vigorously: "I won't be the top scorer anymore, Dou won't be the top scorer anymore!"

The lady Sui Sui pushed the two away and said angrily: "Don't scare the child."

As the saying goes, the hands that hold people are short, and the mouth that eats people is short.

As soon as Wang Qilin's big meal against Guganliao Village was displayed, the people in the village immediately improved their attitude towards them.

Eat and drink enough, the moon is in the middle of the sky.

Wang Qilin was about to go back to his room to sleep, the drunken wife shouted at him and said, "Mr. Wang, you have been to the Huandao Restaurant, what did you find?"

He said lightly: "The shopkeeper of the wine shop is not bad at all. She should be a good player who uses heavy weapons."
Chapter completed!