Chapter 903 You Are Really My Fool Brother
Bai Lu said softly: "Maybe it's because the adults were around when you fell into the water. If I wanted to harm you, I would definitely choose a time when no one was around, so that if you fell, no one could save you.
You. That’s why your parents and grandfather didn’t think much about it, they just thought it was... a child’s prank."
Lu Xiangyang: "This is how my second uncle explained it to my parents and grandfather. He said that Lu Jingyu and the twins just wanted to tease me, and there was no harm in it."
Bai Lu shook his head: "A child of twelve or thirteen years old understands everything he should understand. He is still just a child, so this excuse no longer applies. Even a child of six or seven years old knows that falling into ice water will kill someone.
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Lu Xiangyang flashed his eyes: "Second uncle's family are all sinister. They may not have wanted to kill me on the spot, but I was not in good health when I was a child. If I fell into the ice water, even if it could not kill me, it would be less likely.
Leave some root cause of disease for me."
Bai Lu was a bit confused: "That's what Erfang had in mind! If it doesn't kill you, I'll make you a sick person. You'll be sick for the rest of your life."
Lu Xiangyang: "I fell into the ice water and couldn't recover all winter. I caught colds intermittently, so I didn't feel well. I spent the Spring Festival that year in the hospital. After the spring of the next year, my dad
Mom sent me to practice martial arts."
Lu Xiangyang turned his head and looked at Song Jinse: "My uncle and grandpa suggested it, and grandpa asked my parents to send me to practice martial arts, right? My parents were reluctant to send me to practice martial arts. They felt that I was weak and would not be able to endure the training.
The suffering.”
He still remembers that on the first day he was sent to practice martial arts, his mother cried all the way, while his father had a gloomy face and complained that his grandfather didn't know how to feel sorry for him because he was weak.
When sending him to school, his mother hugged him and cried again.
I know, I know this is because the mother feels sorry for her son and is reluctant to let her son go to practice martial arts and endure hardships.
For those who didn’t know, they thought this was a mother sending her son to become a monk.
Song Jinse: "Your brother-in-law said that practicing martial arts can strengthen your body, and it will only do you good and no harm. Besides, what can you do without suffering? Even if you learn to paint and play musical instruments, you have to endure hardship. It doesn't matter if you suffer a little.
It can make your physique better little by little, that’s what’s important.”
Lu Xiangyang grinned: "That's why I am today because of my brother-in-law."
As he spoke, Lu Xiangyang clenched his fists: "Grandma Song, touch, touch my muscles!"
Song Jinse smiled and pinched his arm: "It's so strong."
Bai Lu rolled his eyes: "My father's original intention for letting you practice martial arts is to strengthen your body. He doesn't want you to become stronger than an ox and fight everywhere!"
Lu Xiangyang was anxious: "Who did I fight with? Master said that people who practice martial arts cannot bully the weak, let alone cause trouble just because they have skills! I am usually cautious, even if someone attacks me first, I will not
Try your best not to fight back, for fear of accidentally punching someone to death."
He studied ancient martial arts.
There are not so many rules and regulations in ancient martial arts. There is only one principle: either don't do it, or fight to death if you do!
You always go to the place where you can kill someone.
Bailu: "What do you mean if you fight with dogs every day?"
Lu Xiangyang: "Huh? Doggy thing?"
Bailu: "That's Huo Peicun."
Lu Xiangyang: "That's because he deserves a beating. And he took the initiative to fight with me, not me."
Bai Lu rolled his eyes: "You insisted on going to the Huo family's private island just to piss off Huo Peicun, right? His private island, hey, you went there as his mortal enemy! He would be so angry knowing that. In your heart
That’s definitely what I thought.”
Lu Xiangyang: "...Sister, can you read minds?"
Bai Lu: "Brother, you put all your thoughts on your face, why do you still need to guess? You can tell just by looking at it, okay?"
Lu Xiangyang puffed up his chest proudly: "My sister is so smart! Huo Peicun doesn't have such a smart and cute sister! Hehe, I beat him again!"
Bailu said silently in his heart: But he has a smart and lovely aunt!
She was a little afraid to think about what kind of virtue her idiot brother could become if he knew that he was in love with Huo Peicun's uncle.
This idiot brother of hers just jumped into the next generation and became the elder of this piece of shit.
In terms of seniority, he can crush all the bullies.
So she looked forward to it even more.
I don’t know what Huo Peicun’s expression would be like knowing that he was super demoted.
It must be wonderful!
Fly legs rubbing hands together in anticipation!
Bai Lu asked curiously: "Brother, are you from the same family as my father?"
Lu Xiangyang: "No, I don't deserve to be a disciple of Zhang Datou. His requirements for accepting disciples are very strict. I am weak and have poor foundation, so he looks down on me. I am a disciple of another branch, but a few hundred years ago
, everyone should be from the same sect."
Bai Lu: "That's good. There is no serious person in my dad's school. You can't go."
Lu Xiangyang: "?"
Song Jinse: "?"
Bailu: "Zhang Datou stole the roast chicken from the aunt next door's house and had people chase him five miles away! Zhang Baotou and my dad drank and punched each other and cheated every day! He always used my dad's signed photo to wipe Zhang Datou's butt and apologize to others.
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Asui, the only serious person, has withdrawn from the school.
Therefore, there is no serious person in the entire school.
There's nothing wrong with it.
Lu Xiangyang: "Is the atmosphere so good? I still want to experience it."
Bailu: "No need to do it."
Song Jinse frowned and tried hard to connect Zhang Datou, who "stealed roast chicken and had people chase him five miles away", and Zhang Baobao, who "did cheating while drinking", with the people she met many years ago.
She only met Ting'er's master and master once.
Quite normal.
He has the appearance of a worldly master with a celestial spirit.
It's not like what Xiaolu described...
After passing through the waterside pavilion corridor, Lu Xiangyang pointed to the rockery next to him: "Here, the twins also pushed me down once. I grabbed them both without thinking. The three of us fell down together, and I was
That pad caused a slight concussion and a broken hand. I forgot whether it was the left or the right hand. The two of them just scratched their skin a little. As a result, they cried louder than me."
Song Jinse sighed softly.
Bailu: "Then what?"
Lu Xiangyang: "Except for inheritance rights, my grandfather favored boys over girls. At other times, he was more partial to girls. The twins cried loudly, and I was a fool. All I could think about was what Master said about boys crying.
Just flick it, and just hold it in so hard that you don’t cry out about pain or cry. When it’s over, grandpa will scold me first.”
Bailu: "... Children who cry are fed by milk. When it comes to insidiousness, Erfang is the master. Uncle Gu and I are both ashamed of ourselves."
Lu Xiangyang: "When I found out how serious my injury was, my grandfather didn't apologize to me, and asked me not to take the twins to play in dangerous places in the future. Was it me who took the twins to play on the rockery? Those were twins
They said the kite had fallen, so they climbed up the rockery to find the kite. They couldn't get it down, so they cried and called me to save them! As soon as I climbed up, they stretched out their hands to push me!"
Bailu: "You are really my idiot brother. If I were me, I would at most help the twins call the adults over. There is no way I could save them."
And she must have stood under the rockery for a while with her legs crossed and admired the twins crying, and then she calmly went to call the adults.
Her idiot brother is still kind-hearted.
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Chapter completed!