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Today is June 28, 2011, a sacred day. On this day of blooming spring flowers (Passerby A: It’s summer! Yueyue: Who cares.) Yueyue’s first novel - "Guarding the Sweetheart"

"Black Betrayal" has finally been released to you, so I generously donated my money and decided to share more jokes with you!

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1. A person often gets into trouble because of drinking.

A friend advised him: "You shouldn't drink too much wine. You see, the cloth at the mouth of the wine jar is often the first to rot. You should drink less in the future!"

The man replied: "But meat placed in wine lees is the least perishable!"

2. A friend bought many gifts for people in Beijing. One of them was a funny notebook bound with martial arts secrets and written with the four words "Sunflower Collection".

Today we had dinner together, divided the gifts, and left our notebooks in the hotel before leaving.

The hotel waiter chased me out and asked you to wait a moment. The friend who was walking at the end turned around to greet me. The waiter shouted: Sir, you forgot to bring your Sunflower Book.

3. Xiao Su went to the station to see someone off and spit, but she happened to be caught by an old lady wearing a red armband: "Spitting everywhere, you will be fined 10 yuan!"

Xiao Su quickly asked: "It was only 2 yuan a few days ago!"

The old lady tore off the ticket and said: "Now the ticket has become a lottery ticket. Look, there is a number printed on the ticket. The lottery is drawn every Tuesday. The grand prize is 1,000 yuan! You must keep the ticket! Remember to claim the prize."

4. A woman was holding her child on a bus. The child was crying a lot. No matter how she coaxed him, he couldn't calm down. A man sitting next to her said angrily: "Oh, this child can really cry. What does he want?"

Can't you just give him something?"

The child's mother replied, "But he wants your funny hat."

5. One day the devil kidnapped the princess, and the princess kept screaming.

Demon King: "Just scream until your throat breaks...no one will come to save you..."

Princess: "Broken throat... broken throat..."

No one: "Princess...I'm here to save you..."!!!

Demon King: "Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be here..."

Cao Cao: "Demon King...what did you call me for..."

Demon King: "Wow... I saw a ghost"

Ghost: "Damn! I've been discovered..."

Damn: "Ghost, you can see me..."

Demon King: "Oh, my god!"

God: "Who called me?"

Who: "No one calls you..."

No one: "How can I? I'm just pretending!"

Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me?"

Who: "Talk about me again? Are you looking for trouble?"

Trouble: "Which one is looking for me?"

Which one: "Looking for you? I'm not... Hey, there are a lot of people here."

Many people asked: "I just arrived...who are you?"

Which one: "I am no one."

Who: "He is not me."

Princess: "Are you all here to save me?"

Everyone said: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun."

Lively: "What do I have to see?"

God: "It's none of my business. Let's go now."

Demon King: "You answer one question before leaving. Why are so many people saving the princess? How can I continue to act as the Demon King?"

Go down: "If you don't want to be a good devil, why are you acting like me?"

Princess: "If no one plays the role of the devil, I can leave."

No one: "If I played the devil, how could I let you go..."

How could it be: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the fun."

Lively: "What are you looking at me doing?"

What: "You actually want to 'fuck' me? You bastard!"

You actually said: "Where can I have it?"

Me: "What does it have to do with me?"

Demon King: "Damn! I'm going crazy..."

Damn: "Why are you calling me!..."

Crazy: "What do you want me to do?"

You want me: "I don't know anything!"

I don’t know anything: “I didn’t know!”

Little did I know: "I'm here! Is someone calling me?"

Someone: "I didn't call you!"

I didn’t: “Who called him?”

Who: "It's unfair...I didn't..."

I didn't: "I didn't accuse you wrongly..."

You: "I'm sorry you don't dare either."

Forgive you: "Who said I dare not!?"

Who: "Please...I didn't say anything."

I have nothing: "What do you want me to say?"

I have nothing: "...you...aren't you my long-lost brother?"

My long-lost brother: "Hao... even if I have such a long name... I will be called..."

Who: "...I want to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible"

Right and wrong: "So this is my territory..."

I have nothing & nothing: "Don't disturb us while we are talking..."

Don't bother us: "I'm not talking..."

I didn't: "I didn't say anything!..."

I have nothing: "-_-"...Let's go outside and talk..."

Go: "I'm sorry...(twisting)"

I have nothing: "None of your business... Flash..." (The two brothers walked out angrily)

What does it have to do with you: "Ugh...why did you drive me away..."

Why: "I didn't drive you away...be good...don't cry"

I didn’t: “Oh...it’s none of my business anymore.”

What does it have to do with me: "What? Did someone call me?"

Someone: "Who wants to call you..."

Who: "I really have to leave...t.t"

Go: "I'm really sorry...*v.v*" ("who" collapsed)

What does it have to do with you: "...Aren't you my cousin?"

What does it have to do with me: "...Cousin...Long time no see..."

For a long time: "I'm not here..."

Demon King: "Are you finished?"
To be continued...