Chapter 76 Little Enemy
This Sayuri is a plague, following Miss like a follower, endlessly, how can she have any police demeanor? Damn it? I really hate her!
"Oh, I'm talking about you, the guy named Tang," said Sayuri, raising her brows and pointing at me disdainfully, "Don't stick to my sister Orchid like a dog-skin plaster all day long, okay? This will be very annoying.
,Did you know?"
I was too lazy to argue with her and just drank a cold drink by myself. How could a beautiful woman with good looks and figure be so unlovable? What a waste of nature!
"I'm dizzy. I don't even respond when I'm scolded. He must be a sultry type," Sayuri continued to chirp, "Sister Lanhua, how could you fall in love with a boy like this?"
A boy like this? I really want to squirt her to death with a mouthful of salt soda! Has this ever happened to me? Where can I find a man like this in a radius of dozens of miles? I really can’t see gold inlaid with jade.
"As the saying goes, everyone has their own preferences for radish and cabbage," Miss Lu smiled and held her chin, "Xiao Tangtang has a flavor that other boys don't have."
"Smell? What smell?" Sayuri leaned towards me and sniffed twice, "I only smelled a stinky smell. Did you poop on your body?"
Miss Lu burst out laughing: "Sayuri, you are just as straightforward as before, haha!"
I curled my lips and cursed Sayuri secretly: You are the only one who smells bad! I cleaned myself up before going on a date with Miss Lu, how could I smell bad?
"He is scolding you in his heart, Sayuri, what do you think we should do?" Miss Lu was afraid that the world would be in chaos, so she provoked me and Sayuri.
After hearing this, Sayuri, a big-breasted and brainless fool, stood up suddenly, put her hands on her hips and asked angrily: "Are you scolding me? Do you dare to curse me out loud? Hey, I said, you are like a man, please be more manly, okay?
Okay? Don’t look like a sissy, it’s annoying to look at..."
Oh shit, it seems like this person is being bullied, and Ma Shan is being ridiculed! If I didn’t give her some clues, I really thought I was afraid of her!
I sneered and counterattacked: "Sayuri, you have bad breath, so you should stop talking. It makes me lose my appetite for drinking. If you don't consider my feelings, you have to consider your sister Orchid!"
Haha, perfect counterattack, I am so talented.
After hearing this, Sayuri was so angry that she almost exploded!
"What, you...you said I have bad breath? You're the only one with bad breath..." He punched me on the shoulder!
This punch hit the wound that had not healed, and the pain made me grit my teeth.
"Enemies, a gentleman talks but doesn't do anything, okay?" I said painfully.
This little girl's hands are really strong. If anyone marries her as his wife, he will definitely play the role of a savage girlfriend.
"I'm a woman... I don't care what kind of gentlemen you are!" Sayuri said mischievously, "If you have the guts, just fight back, and see if I don't kill you!"
Let me strangle her, she still wants to kill me? Be careful, I rape first and then kill...
At this time, Miss Lu suddenly stood up and said with a smile: "You guys talk first, I'll go to the bathroom. Remember to live in peace!"
"It seems impossible to live in peace with him!" Sayuri pouted and turned her head to the side.
"Humph! I have never wanted to get along with you. After tonight, it's best for us not to meet each other..." I countered.
"You think I want to see you, such a frustrated man! Just one look at you will shorten my life for a few hours!"
"I really don't understand, how can you have the nerve to criticize others when you are so ugly? In the future, please don't come out to scare people..."
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Sayuri and I quarreled endlessly. She was definitely my enemy in the previous life and my rival in this life. She was sent by God to torture me.
Chapter completed!