Memorize Chapter 021
Alas, this unlucky child Lei Yu has only been in Huancun Village, a small and inconspicuous village, but he has been in danger one after another, and now he was tragically kicked into a pond.
Plop, plop, twice, Lei Yu performed a skillful swimming stroke and immediately surfaced from the water. He wiped the muddy water from his face with his hands and immediately yelled: "Damn old man, you damn old thing, do you want to
Kill me. If I hadn’t been drugged, I would have crushed an old guy like you to death..."
Only halfway through the curse, Lei Yu suddenly felt that something was not right. He was very angry when he cursed, and his head was much clearer. It seemed that the power of the drug was completely removed.
"Haha, young man, don't just look at things on the surface. Sometimes people who treat you well on the surface are actually harming you! Hey, what kind of drug? What you got is just some inferior aphrodisiac that is matched with a mule and a horse.
That's all." The old man said to Lei Yu with a smile.
"What? An aphrodisiac for animals? Oh my god!"
Lei Yu's head buzzed. What is his identity? He is a romantic young man who is admired by thousands of people. If such disgraceful things are spread to the ears of his former friends, then this person will be greatly humiliated. It will probably spread to everyone.
If you create a fresh version, maybe even the veteran storytellers under the bridge will use it as a popular passage and recite it!
When Lei Yu thought about it, he couldn't help but trembled all over. Could it be that his whole life of wisdom had to perish in such a tragedy in this little-known mountain village?
"Hey, young man, you need to be calm about everything! If your mind is calm, everything will be connected! By the way, has the rescue call been opened?" The old man finally returned to the topic.
I came to a poor mountain village and fell into the water twice. How can I be calm?
Lei Yu said depressedly: "Hey, forget it, I called the phone for a long time and couldn't get through. In the end, I just listened to a pair of old lovers bickering and talking about the true meaning of love!"
"Hey, the phone number of Xiaolan Farmhouse Restaurant was dialed by the proprietress to secretly date her lover! In fact, Xiaolan, the proprietress, had a hard life. Her former husband was also a famous carpenter in the village and was even rated as a production model.
, it’s a pity that that disgraceful accident took away a young life. After that, Xiaolan was already heartbroken, but she didn’t expect that by some strange combination of circumstances, she ended up falling in love with a married man. Alas, this
This kind of work style problem may not seem like much to you outsiders. However, in this Huachang Village where feudalism is still serious, this is a very serious problem of unruly women. To put it bluntly, everyone can punish it.
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The old man recounted the heartfelt description, and Lei Yu was still a little fascinated when he heard it, "Oh, I understand, people in the older generation said that this is breaking the shoes."
"Hmph, you kid, you will definitely get excited when we talk about this kind of issue!" The old man smiled helplessly.
"But why does this boss lady act so coquettishly?" Lei Yu asked.
"This is just an illusion. It's just a way for her to cover up herself. In fact, she has never done anything shameful. Alas, it's also been hard on her. Over the years, she has tried every possible way to cover up the relationship between herself and her lover.
Relationship, she is such a miserable woman!" The old man still sighed, and suddenly there was a complicated look in his eyes, as if he was recalling some sad past events.
"Oh, it turns out that you, an old man, also have some romantic stories!" The alert Leiyu revealed the mystery.
"Smelly boy, a man, especially a good man, naturally has some romantic stories. However, women are a kind of poison to men! Some are chronic and poison you for a lifetime! Some are powerful.
, poison you once, and you will never forget it!" At this point, the old man suddenly shook his head, "You brat, we should all be talking about Mars when you deceive us! Don't forget, you and I have something big to do.
Do it!”
"The phone can't get through, and the rescuers can't be found at all. What else can we do!" Lei Yu said helplessly.
The old man was also confused. After pondering for a long time, he could not think of a plan.
But at this moment, a bright light suddenly flashed in the distance, and a figure walked towards here.
As soon as he saw an outsider, the old man put on a crazy expression as usual, took Lei Yu's arm, and shook it like a naughty boy, "One, two, three, four... I'll tell you a big secret, Zhu Bajie has seven
Wife. Really, Zhu Bajie really has seven wives!"
Chapter completed!