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Chapter 295 Practice Phoenix Dance at the Bottom of the Well

"Ergou, what's wrong?"

At this time, a gentle voice appeared.

"Phoenix sister, I fell into the well. I don't know which grandson it was. Why did you do such a dry well on the hillside? It would be a damn thing to get water here. It made me bitten to death by mosquitoes inside."

"Hehehe, Ergou, you have such a little success. You'll be sad when you fall into the well. What else can you do if you have a big deal?"

"My sister Feng, you said it easily. I don't have any strength at all now, how can I get out?" Ergou said depressedly.

"Hmph, I deserve it. Anyone who wants a woman like you to get a woman, I deserve it if she is bitten by a mosquito. Now I know that my hands and legs are weak. If Brother Long hadn't separated you, you might not be willing to leave. If you were sucked dry, you would know that the woman is amazing." Feng Mei seemed a little unhappy.

"Fengmei, you can't blame me for this. I accidentally fell into someone's tricks. It's all because you didn't make my kung fu a little awesome, so you were framed by the woman." Ergou found an excuse now and simply turned all the blame on Brother Long and Fengmei.

"I have no conscience." Feng Mei cursed.

"My sister Feng, please think of a way to let Ergou go out. It's so uncomfortable here." Ergou quickly coaxed Fengmei again. Brother Long had seen her once. She looked very vulgar. I wonder what kind of little woman Fengmei is. The sound should be quite good-looking. In such an environment, Ergou actually thought of these things.

"Ergou, don't think about it all, otherwise I will disappear."

At this time, Feng Mei was chatting with Ergou. Feng Mei could sense what Ergou was thinking about, so Feng Mei was immediately told about Feng Mei as soon as he imagined Feng Mei. Ergou quickly braked. At this time, it was time to need Feng Mei's help, so don't let this aunt get angry.

"People, sister, my dear sister, you must not leave. Help me, I feel so uncomfortable." Ergou hurriedly begged Fengmei. If she kneels down now, if Fengmei can see it, then kneel down immediately. But since Fengmei can't see it, don't waste that expression. In fact, Fengmei can sense it at this time, but Ergou just doesn't know it.

"Ergou, you should learn some light skills. You just saw those two people, so good that they were floating around. Besides, if you have light skills, you don't have to be trapped in such a garbage place. Then you flew out with a whoosh."

Feng Mei immediately seized the opportunity to talk about this matter. She knew that Ergou was lazy. Feng Mei had been looking for opportunities to tell him about this matter. Teaching Ergou's light skills is Feng Mei's task. Brother Long has already achieved preliminary results in guiding Ergou to learn Long Jiutian's task, but Feng Mei's task of teaching light skills has not yet begun.

"Phoenix sister, why are you talking to me about this at this time? You don't have to hurry to learn it. When you learn it well, you will be eaten by mosquitoes, and you will be so fucked with a whoosh."

"Do you want to learn? I will teach you first."

"No, no, no, don't talk about this first, you can get me out first."

"If you promise to learn, you can get out. If you don't agree, I'll go back and practice martial arts with Brother Long." Feng Mei said as if she was not concerned. In fact, she was afraid that Ergou would not agree to practice. If Ergou was unwilling to practice light skills, Fengmei would have no choice, so Fengmei took the opportunity to force Ergou to agree first, because without light skills, Ergou's mission will not be completed in the future. This is a big deal.

"Oh, why are you brothers and sisters like this? I am very busy now. Why do you have to learn such advanced kung fu? If you really want to fight, buy a gun. Can you still shoot a gun? That's true."

Ergou talked about Feng Mei coming dissatisfied. Before learning Long Jiutian last time, Brother Long also said he wanted to wipe his neck. Now this little woman is taking advantage of others' danger. However, after learning Long Jiutian, he can beat little hooligans and the like, but why do you learn light functions? He doesn't want to sing operas, he wants to jump around. He thinks it's still ancient times, and he's really wrong.

"Tsk, you're really a frog in the well. As long as you learn Feng Wu's light skills, you will know that it's amazing. You can hit the gun if you can hit the gun." It seems like bragging, but what Feng Mei said is indeed true, because Feng Wu's light skills are as fast as lightning when she practices the ultimate body skills, which is faster than a bullet. How can you hit the gun unless you are dazzled and hit the bullet yourself.

"Is that difficult to practice?" Even at the most critical moment, Ergou still needs to ask clearly, otherwise he would rather die than surrender.

"It's very easy, just follow the exercises a few times a day, morning and evening."

“How many times do you jump?”

"At least three times, up to ten times."

"Oh, okay, I agree." Ergou is a very smart person. He didn't take much time after thinking about it a few times, and it would not affect his picking up girls, so he agreed. Although he didn't know if it was really like Feng Mei said that he couldn't even hit bullets, but it would be good to be able to fly and play. At that time, maybe he could fly to the tree to have sex, and the taste would definitely be even more enjoyable.

"Hey, don't think about it, sit down, I will pass on the exercises to your mind first. It's terrible to be uneducated. Every time I teach you something, I have to force my memories into your mind." Feng Mei nagged dissatisfiedly. Although Feng Mei did not appear, it existed in Ergou's consciousness. Ergou could still feel her current posture, but she just couldn't see her face clearly. Maybe it was because her cultivation was not high enough.

Ergou meditated as Feng Mei's instructions, closed his eyes, and then placed his hand on his knees to wait for Feng Mei to pass the formula of the martial arts.

Suddenly, a golden phoenix-like bird appeared in Ergou's consciousness, and then the golden bird rushed around quickly, becoming faster and faster like lightning, dazzling. Just when Ergou couldn't see the golden bird clearly, a golden light suddenly penetrated into his head, and then the phoenix disappeared.

"Okay, Ergou, you already have Feng Wu light skills in your mind." Fengmei said.

"Fengmei, why is Fengwu's light skills? Why is it not a dragon?" Ergou suddenly realized a very serious problem, that is, Feng represents a woman, and she is a man, how can I let me learn women's things?

"Ergou, this Fengwu light skills are about lightness. There is also a dragon-tree body technique in your Dragon Nine Heavens. However, the Dragon-tree body technique focuses on strength. You have to be more advanced in your Dragon Nine Heavens to practice. However, this Fengwu light skills are very suitable for you and have low requirements for strength. Don't worry, this is a very powerful light skills."

"Oh, then, okay, can you help me out now?" Ergou was concerned about his going out again, but it was really strange. Since Fengmei appeared, there were fewer mosquitoes in the hole. If there were no mosquitoes to bite people, it wouldn't feel so uncomfortable. It's really a woman who is a tiger. It's nothing wrong. Even mosquitoes are afraid of this tiger. I don't know if this tiger looks good and its butt is round enough.

"Ergou..." Feng Mei felt the bad thoughts in Ergou's mind again and immediately shouted.

"Don't have bad thoughts all day long, and practice the light exercises I just passed on to you."

"Practice now, it's almost midnight."

"Yes, I'm practicing now, do you want to go out?"

"think."

"Then let's start." Feng Mei put her hands together in front of her chest, looking at Ergou like a little adult, and she really thought she was Ergou's master. Feng Mei's Feng Wu light skills are her unique skills, and she doesn't even know how to do that big thing, so Feng Mei taught Ergou this strange light skills to Ergou. Ergou is really lucky enough.

"Okay." Ergou agreed, and he reluctantly jumped according to the skills in his memory, jumped, and then jumped again. He jumped three times in total. Before each jump, he would silently recite the mantra of Fengwu's light skills in his heart.

"My sister Feng, it's OK now."

"Well, it's okay. I will follow this exercise in the future. As long as you don't practice for a day, your brain will hurt. Remember." Feng Mei told me what would hurt her brain at this time.

"What, Fengmei, you, aren't you harming people?" Ergou was shocked. He practiced twice a day, and if he didn't practice, his brain hurts. Didn't he wear that condom like Sun Wukong? Why didn't he tell me earlier?

"Haha, Ergou, don't worry, as long as you practice well, you will have nothing to do." Fengmei smiled cutely, thinking that her task was finally completed. Although the solution was a little despicable, it could at least ensure that this guy didn't dare to be lazy. When she passed the technique to Ergou just now, Fengmei secretly made some tricks. There was no way, who told this hateful guy to refuse to practice martial arts?

Ergou practices the Dragon Nine Heavens technique that can absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to enhance his skills by himself, but Fengwu's light skills must be practiced diligently, so Fengmei was a little clever. Anyway, Fengmei had some clever clever Fengmei, and she could even kill Ergou if she did it casually.

"My sister Feng, you, you are so inhumane. I trust you so much, you little liar..." Ergou said helplessly. Now that the tide is ready, the raw rice has been cooked, what else can I do? I just have to complain.

"Okay, I'll go back to sleep first. You can complain slowly. But don't forget to practice martial arts at dawn, otherwise don't blame me for the headache." After that, Feng Mei was about to disappear.

"Uh uh uh, Feng Mei, I haven't gone out yet..." Ergou shouted hurriedly. Feng Mei agreed to get herself out, and this hasn't been done yet.

"Hmph, call me a little liar, then let you accept the punishment and keep staying there."

"No way? Fengmei, stop playing with me..."
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