Chapter 150 Kneel down and sing Conquer
"Goudan, we finally have our own nest!" Zeng Xiaoqian just closed the door and jumped into Goudan's arms, crossed his legs around his waist, putting Goudan's neck with both gloves and shaking, "I won't worry about it in the future..."
Goudan, who was not too careful, was almost overwhelmed by Zeng Xiaoqian, the wolf. He hurriedly hugged her and slapped her plump and perky butt, "Why are you so naughty?"
"The Lun family is only naughty in front of you!" Zeng Xiaoqian squeezed his two noses with her hands and looked at him cutely.
"Say, how did you introduce our relationship to that boss just now?" Goudan couldn't understand what Zeng Xiaoqian said to the boss in Cantonese.
"I told the boss that you are my cousin..."
"Ah, why do you tell others that we are cousins?"
"Tell me, we have a different age view. We say that it is a couple, and people will be verbally whispered, and no one will care about cousins..." Zeng Xiaoqian thought for a while, "By the way, in the future, you will also say that it is my cousin in front of other rented houses..."
"Other people renting houses?" Goudan was stunned. "Didn't the boss of this house have rented it to us? It's 2,000 yuan a month, why do he still have to rent it to others?"
"Stupid, you know that two thousand yuan a month is so expensive, why do we have to bear so much on our own?"
"you mean?"
"We are looking for a shareholding person to help us share the rent!" Zeng Xiaoqian knocked Goudan's head in awe of his wits.
"Is this OK?" Goudan giggled foolishly.
"Of course!" Zeng Xiaoqian happily asked Goudan the rental contract she had just signed. "When I signed the contract with my boss, I agreed that I have the right to use this house. Goudan, let's be the landlord of Erpizi now and make money from other people's houses!"
"You are amazing!" At this time, Goudan really admired Zeng Xiaoqian a little. She was mentally retarded and disabled in the mountains and forests. She was like a fish in water in the city. She not only knew Cantonese but also knew how to do business.
"Okay, I'll send a message now to see if I can find someone who shares the lease with us..."
"Well, then I'll prepare paper and pen..."
"What are you preparing for paper and pen?" Zeng Xiaoqian looked at Goudan blankly.
"Why are you nervously short-circuiting?" Goudan laughed and said, "Who knows we are going to rent a house if we don't post advertisements?"
"You think you're stupid?" Zeng Xiaoqian laughed. "It's so complicated to rent a house in modern times. How to operate it depends on me!"
"How do you want to rent a house?" Goudan was puzzled.
"Don't talk too much, look at me..." Zeng Xiaoqian turned around and sat on the sofa, took out her cell phone and started fiddling.
"What are you doing?" Goudan leaned over curiously.
"We are looking for a house to share!" Zeng Xiaoqian answered while slid around her phone busy.
"You can find a shared house like this?" Goudan was even more surprised. "What method did you use?"
"I'm stupid, I'm sorry you can still play computers, I don't understand this! Look, I can post a message on my Sina and Tencent Weibo, saying that I want to find a tenant who shares my rent, or go to the group to advertise, and also talk on WeChat or space. In short, there are more places to advertise!"
"This is OK! You really have it!" Goudan nodded repeatedly. "I used to only know how to play games, read novels, watch videos, never chat or play Weibo!"
"Then you are really out! Zeng Xiaoqian clapped her hands and said, "I have done everything I should do and sent my phone number to it. Those who are interested in sharing the rental will naturally contact me!"
"Well..." Goudan nodded repeatedly. "I hope someone will come to share the lease with us soon, so that our economic crisis can be resolved..." "It will be soon. There are too many people coming to Guangdong to work, and many of them cannot find a house." Zeng Xiaoqian stood up. "Goudan, let's take a shower first, change some clothes, and then I'll take you out to eat some Guangdong food..."
"Xiaoqian, here..." Goudan was a little hesitant, "I don't have much money here anymore, why don't we go to the supermarket to buy a few buckets of instant noodles to eat?"
"No!" Zeng Xiaoqian refused without hesitation. "Look at your first time in Guangzhou, you should celebrate. By the way, if you can't bear to leave, there is no problem. I will pay you back when I get my salary!"
"You pay your salary?" Gou Danxin said that you didn't even know where you were at work. Isn't it too early to speak your salary?
"Yes..." Zeng Xiaoqian nodded repeatedly.
"Forget it, I'll just invite it!"
Although he was a little reluctant, Goudan still didn't want to lose face. After all, a big man could not be like a little woman. Men should have the responsibility. He touched the bag of money. Lu Guihua and Du gave him 10,000 yuan each, plus his own 1,000 yuan. After the living expenses, daily necessities, and other messy things, they had spent nearly 3,000 yuan. Just now, when they paid the rent for 12,000 yuan, they only had about 6,000 yuan. They just came to Guangzhou, and they didn't figure out anything and had no work. What should they do for the rest of their lives?
Goudan shook his head, no matter how he was, there would be a road before the car arrived at the mountain, and the boat would naturally go straight to the bridge. I would go out tonight and be welcomed to Guangzhou. In the future, he would start his career in Guangzhou, and become the name of a certain master's new work. He would be a great master and dominate the world!
"Guangzhou, I'm here, I want to conquer you!" Goudan shouted in front of Zeng Xiaoqian in a very manly manner, "I want you to kneel down in front of me and sing to conquer!"
After roaring, Goudan held Zeng Xiaoqian's hand and headed straight to the bathroom. As soon as he entered the bathroom, he immediately took off his clothes and pantyhose for Zeng Xiaoqian at a quick speed and turned on the faucet. During the rinsing process, the two teased each other's bodies. After a while, Goudan became lustful and pressed Zeng Xiaoqian to the bathtub in the bathroom, making her white butt stand up high, and then snatched into her body from behind, stirring and rolling inside, making Zeng Xiaoqian sing the conquest first.
After Goudan finally retreated from Zeng Xiaoqian's body, Zeng Xiaoqian sat softly on the ground, with traces of her and Goudan flowing everywhere on her thighs...
"Damn, this guy is like a wild beast. He only knows how to rush around, but doesn't know what gentleness is!" Zeng Xiaoqian chewed her teeth tightly, struggled for a long time but didn't get up. Finally, she washed her body with Goudan's help, and carefully studied the woman's place with Goudan.
When Zeng Xiaoqian walked out of the bathroom with the help of Goudan, she limped when walking. It turned out that during the research, Goudan couldn't help but ride on Zeng Xiaoqian's body again, galloping around in her rest, and hitting her second wave of billions of bullets into Zeng Xiaoqian's body...
Sitting in a self-service hotpot restaurant, Goudan was eating all kinds of dishes with great enthusiasm, but Zeng Xiaoqian was frowning and pinching the chopsticks with one hand and supporting his waist and abdomen with the other, unable to swallow the hot food.
"Eat, why don't you?" Goudan greeted Zeng Xiaoqian with a smile, "You can eat with me, it's boring for me to eat alone!"
"It's boring? I think you're very interesting?" Zeng Xiaoqian glanced at Goudan fiercely. Her eyes were like a knife, which could kill people invisibly in an instant. But Goudan pretended not to see it and continued to eat with a smile. The bland taste of Cantonese cuisine cannot attract Goudan, but Goudan has a special liking for all kinds of seafood in Guangdong.
Goudan put all kinds of seafood piled in front of him into the pot. After a lot of heat was rolling out at the bottom of the pot, he stretched out his chopsticks and took a pile into the bowl in front of him, and also served a bowl for Zeng Xiaoqian.
Zeng Xiaoqian endured the discomfort from below and began to fill in her mouth. There was no way, and she had to eat something to fill it up. It was a pity that the guy would never end when he was tossing, which made him almost unable to stand up, but he seemed to have nothing to do.
It seems that this guy is getting more and more powerful. I remember that when she was with him in the early days, she didn't have such unbearable situations. Now it's getting more and more frequent. She is really afraid that one day she will be pressed under him. She just flips her eyes and sees the King of Hell, she is even more afraid of seeing the King of Hell. When the King of Hell asks, "How did you die? Do you want her to answer the King of Hell, I was fucked to death by a man?"
"You eat first, I'm going to open a bottle of wine!" Goudan became more and more excited as he ate. He threw down the empty bottle in his hand, got up and walked towards the counter.
It was not until late at night that Goudan and Zeng Xiaoqian returned to the rental house from outside. Both of them were drunk and shaking when walking. The entire staircase was not enough for the two of them to sway...
While shaking, Goudan opened her throat and roared in a funny song:
So sad you said you want to be my little wife.
You also said that you have fallen in love with me deeply
I dream of me every night
You can't live without me
When I see me, I take off all my clothes
But I won't be confused by you
Don't seduce me again
I already have a wife in my house
Don't seduce me again
I don't need a little wife
Yes...yes...yes...yes...yes...
"Haha, gobang, you...you're so fucking..." Zeng Xiaoqian said while laughing, "I'll also sing a funny version of women who don't get drunk, men don't have a chance, give it to you..."
Want to get you drunk with a dozen beer
So that I can have more opportunities
The depressing taste
You don't understand this feeling
You have been fainted long ago, never
I saw you kiss my face gently
Prove that my wine is really strong
All of this today is my preparation for you to give you a night that you will never have ever lived.
You have given everything for you, but you will never understand.
Why should I force myself to waste time for you?
If I force my glass back,
There is no reason for you to default on my mouth.
It is impossible to let you enter my world even though you know
How could I wait until you leave and regret it silently?
Until one day you will find out how a man will have a chance if he is not drunk...
"This is not nice, not exciting..." Goudan shook his head, "I want to listen to it exciting, and it smells..."
"Okay, I'm singing one, I'm sure you'll make your stomach laugh..."
"Hey, sing...listen..."
"Okay, I'll sing..." Zeng Xiaoqian cleared her throat and started singing:
I'm not bad at all old man, so I called the lady and was taken away by the police. I burst into tears.
Where are the fans? My phone cannot be turned on, and the police station honestly confessed my crime!
The police told me not to cheat, if it is not bad, it is not bad. If it is not bad, how much money it costs to prostitution, report it quickly!
Miss, it’s not that you want to buy it, you can buy it if you want to. You can lock you in a cell and pick up the soap...
"Haha, this is interesting..." Goudan laughed and sang "Put it in the cell and pick up the soap..."
Chapter completed!