Chapter 312: Spoofing the vixen(1/2)
"Don't fucking move, if you move again I'll shoot you in the head!" Suddenly, the fourth leader of the Sickle Gang took out a gun and pointed it at Chen Shuang.
"Damn it, Fourth Brother, why didn't you take it out earlier, causing so many of our brothers to be knocked down by her!" the second hall master said, dumbfounded.
"Hey, these girls showed off their coolness when they were fighting. I want to see them more!" the fourth hall master said slyly.
"Looking for death!" Chen Shuang glared at the Fourth Hall Master and wanted to take action. At this time, the Fourth Hall Master put the pistol against her forehead, "Don't move! You stinky bitch!"
Staring at the flawless first lady of the Wild Wolf Gang, the Fourth Hall Master's eyes widened, it was so damn exciting.
"Wow, it's so big!" He freed up a hand and swam up Chen Shuang's giant peak.
Chen Shuang wanted to resist, but the fourth hall master pressed her forehead hard, "Don't move, do you want to die?"
"Wow, are you fighting? There's a good show!" At this time, Xiaolong came out from behind the big tree and whistled carelessly.
"Didn't I lock you in the room? How did you get out?" the second hall master asked in disbelief.
"You guys next door to Mahler, you bastards, why did you lock me in the room!" Xiaolong cursed.
Seeing Xiaolong's harsh attitude, the second hall master also became tough, "Shut up, you brat, who are you scolding?"
"I'm scolding you!" Xiaolong said with a smile.
"Damn it, you dare to curse again if you dare!" the second hall master retorted angrily.
After all, he is also the second leader of the Sickle Gang, but to be scolded by a nobody is so embarrassing.
Xiaolong smiled and actually sang in the tune of "Happy Birthday to You", "I'm so happy, so bad, so bad..."
After singing, Xiaolong added, "This is the first time I met someone with such a sword, and he actually asked me to scold him, quack!"
"I'll kill you!" The second hall master was furious and swung the machete at Xiaolong.
Xiaolong sneezed and cursed secretly. Hearing a "clang" sound, the machete fell to the ground in two pieces.
The second hall leader was stunned, "Why did the machete break into two halves?" Unwilling to give in, he turned to the machete in the hands of a brother behind him and killed Xiaolong again.
Xiaolong deliberately sneezed again, secretly cursing the second hall master for falling.
Sure enough, the second hall master rushed towards him and fell to the ground. In surprise, Xiaolong took off a thousand-layer cloth shoe, took it in his hand, and hit the second hall master in the face.
"Papa, papa!" After a while, the second hall master's face became swollen.
Is this okay? Everyone in the Sickle Gang was stunned.
"Brothers, come together and kill this guy!" The fourth hall leader still put his gun against Chen Shuang's forehead and ordered.
"Come on——!" Everyone came up with machetes to kill.
Xiaolong used kung fu software and started a real fight. His skills were more agile and powerful than Chen Shuang.
One punch at a time, but whoever was hit fell to the ground and could not get up again.
Three minutes later, the group of guys carrying machetes fell to the ground and screamed "ouch, ouch, ouch".
The Fourth Hall Master was dumbfounded, and he made a "gurgling" sound in his throat. He really didn't realize that this kid turned out to be a master.
Xiaolong smiled and walked towards the fourth hall master.
The Fourth Hall Master dodged behind Chen Shuang, locked her throat with one arm, and held a gun to the right side of her head with the other hand, "You, don't come over, I will shoot her if you come over again!"
Xiaolong shrugged, "It doesn't matter, just fight her, I don't know her!"
Xiaolong walked towards the fourth hall master step by step.
"Ah! Ah! Ah!" The fourth hall master was so frightened that he collapsed and raised his gun to hit Xiaolong.
Xiaolong somersaulted, and when he stood still, he actually had a bullet in his mouth.
"Gah? The strength is too terrifying!" The fourth hall master turned pale with fright.
Chen Shuang also secretly admired him and thought, "If this person is taken under my command, he will definitely help me unify the Wild Wolf Gang!"
Xiaolong spat out the bullet and said, "Keep fighting! I haven't had enough fun yet!"
The Fourth Hall Master was so frightened that he wet his pants, "Brother, I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore!" As he said that, he actually threw the gun away.
"Well, you're so good! Get out of here!" Xiaolong said lightly. Xiaolong didn't take a small person seriously at all.
The four hall masters were so frightened that they ran away.
Xiaolong glanced at Chen Shuang and saw her looking at him admiringly, thinking, "Gah, this is my real plan!"
However, Xiaolong was determined to get hold of him and ignored Chen Shuang, turning around and walking away gracefully.
"Hey, benefactor!" Chen Shuang stepped forward and called Xiaolong.
"I'm not your benefactor. I'm not trying to save you. It just so happens that I have a grudge against them. Don't get me wrong!" Xiaolong said.
"No matter what, you still saved me, thank you. What do you call me? Are you a cultivator?" Chen Shuang asked.
"It's the cultivator clan!" Xiaolong lied.
"I admire cultivators very much. If you don't mind, please allow me to treat you to a meal!" Chen Shuang said flatteringly.
"This? Is it okay?" Xiaolong said.
"Just promise me, and I can also introduce you to someone. She is also a cultivator!" Chen Shuang said.
"Vixen?" Xiaolong immediately thought of the vixen who improved his cultivation level by absorbing men's yang energy, and was slightly stunned.
"What? Is there a problem?" Chen Shuang asked.
"Hehe, no problem!" Xiaolong said.
Leng Chengqiang asked Xiaolong to kill Chen Shuang, but Xiaolong didn't listen to that kid, so he refused to kill him.
Not only did he not kill, but he also wanted to join the Wild Wolf Gang, which was within Chen Shuang's snobbery range, so that he could still inquire about Long Xiaotian.
"Just wait, I'll go to the temple to invite her!" Chen Shuang gave Xiaolong a smile, and then walked towards the temple.
"Oh, I understand. Chen Shuang used to burn incense and worship Buddha as a cover to come to see the vixen. Could it be that she is learning the method of cultivation from the vixen?" Xiaolong thought.
Three minutes later, when the vixen behind Chen Shuang saw Xiaolong, anger immediately appeared on his face, "Is it you——?"
"Hey, beauty, long time no see, you are here!" Xiaolong said with a smile.
"Do you know each other?" Chen Shuang asked.
"We know each other, we are both cultivators!" Xiaolong said, and hugged the vixen's neck affectionately.
"Get away!" The vixen suddenly pushed Xiaolong away.
"Uh, what's wrong with you?" Chen Shuang asked.
"It's okay, it's okay, we are discussing the methods of cultivation!" Xiaolong said with a smile.
The fox spirit suddenly thought of something and laughed, "Since you are also a cultivator, how about you show me some little stunts? Let Miss Chen see it too!"
"Is it okay?" Chen Shuang's beautiful eyes sparkled with curiosity.
"Yes, but ladies have priority, please ask this sister to perform it first!" Xiaolong said.
"Hmph, let me show you the real method of cultivation!" The vixen glared at Xiaolong, raised his right palm, and smacked the big tree in front of him from the air.
A strong wind swept towards the big tree like a broken bamboo.
The big tree fell to the ground with a crash.
"Wow——!" Chen Shuang was stunned.
The vixen looked at Xiaolong proudly, "How's it going? It's your turn to perform your stunts!"
Xiaolong sneered and looked at the vixen with good intentions, "Beautiful sister, watch it!"
Xiaolong looked at his right palm and searched for uncommon software in the manual.
The vixen looked at Xiaolong's left index finger repeatedly tapping the palm of his right hand, and laughed, "You're crazy. You think your right hand is the screen of a mobile phone. I'm laughing so hard!"
Xiaolong finally searched for a wonderful software, installed it, and started it.
In order to deceive others, Xiaolong pretended to be a madman and shouted, "The heavens are moving, the earth is moving, the Supreme Patriarch is showing his magical powers!"
While the vixen was mocking without restraint, Xiaolong suddenly had a cool pink color in his hand.
"Beauty, what do you think? She's amazing!" Xiaolong laughed.
"Tch, this is awesome. Where did you get this women's underwear? Why does it still have a strange smell?" The vixen said sarcastically, "The woman wearing this underwear is too cool, right?" The vixen said
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"Hee hee, it's strange, it's really strange, there are people who don't even recognize the underwear they are wearing, quack!" Xiaolong showed a wicked smile.
The vixen suddenly turned pale and cried out shyly, "How did you get the underwear out of my body? You——!"
"Gah?" Chen Shuang was dumbfounded.
The vixen was also in disbelief. He was clearly wearing the underwear on his body, so why didn't he feel it when he took it away? Besides, how did he take it away?
"Hey, beautiful sister, are you convinced?" Xiaolong said with a smile.
"Hmph, if you don't accept it, it's up to me!" The vixen glared at Xiaolong, took a step forward, pinched her fingers and recited the incantation, and then her body slowly rose up.
"Humph, can you!" The vixen said proudly.
To be continued...