Chapter 439: Handsome Old Man
"Haha, sister, to tell you the truth, I just saw him taking a car and leaving!" Xiaolong said.
"Uh--, Lao Wang has left me, a beautiful girl, alone? How is that possible?" But the beauty thought about it carefully and recalled Lao Wang's weirdness today, thoughtfully!
She stamped her feet angrily! "Humph, a villa just disappeared like this!"
"Oh, it turns out that this sister seduced Lao Wang because she wanted him to give her a villa! It seems that Wang Tao's father is a wealthy man!" Xiaolong thought to himself.
"Kid, get in the car quickly, let's chase you!" The girl seemed unwilling to give in and was slightly angry.
As soon as Xiaolong got into the back seat, the girl reminded him: "Hey kid, I'm driving very fast, you'd better put on a condom!"
"Huh--?" Xiaolong was stunned.
The girl realized that she had said the wrong thing, so she chuckled and said, "Look, sister, my mind is full of things. It's unhealthy and not suitable for children. Didn't you hear that? Haha."
"Well, I heard you, you want me to put on my seat belt!" Xiao Aolong pretended to be stupid!
"Hehehehe, the kid is so clever and has a bright future!" The girl drove away in the car.
The trees on both sides of the road flew back like lightning, making it feel like they were in a violent motorcycle game.
Ahead, in front, in front of the front, in front of - and in front.
There was a neat old man wearing patched clothes squatting in the middle of the road - roasting game.
The old man has flowing hair, a bit like Hong Qigong in The Legend of the Condor Heroes, a very handsome old man.
Under the blazing campfire, a flying pheasant was cooked to perfection on the outside and tender on the inside. The old man was so greedy that he was salivating.
He was holding the roast chicken and was about to put it into his mouth when suddenly a women's sports car came over and knocked the old man's whole body into the air. Then there was a sound of "Bang——!" and the old man's body fell on the front of the car.
on the glass window, and finally slipped from the glass window to the ground.
"Ah——!" the girl screamed, her face turned pale and she was confused.
"Killed someone?!" When Xiaolong understood, the girl turned to look at him in fear, "I-I-killed someone! What should I do? What should I do?"
"Get out of the car and take a look!" Xiaolong suggested.
But the girl was afraid of the dead body, so she begged Xiaolong to get out of the car and take a look.
Xiaolong got out of the sports car and checked around the sports car, but he didn't find any people!
"Sister, it's strange, there is no one!" Xiaolong said in confusion.
"I don't believe it, please stop making international jokes with me. You will go to jail if you kill someone. No, get in the car and let's run away!" the girl said tremblingly.
"Oh, sister, there is really no one, I lied to you and you are just a puppy!"
The girl cautiously got out of the sports car, and as expected she couldn't even see a ghost.
"How could this happen? We clearly saw an old man being knocked away by us?" Xiaolong and the beautiful sister looked at each other.
"Sister, unless the person we hit is not a human being!"
"Ah——, ghost——!" The girl immediately jumped into Xiaolong's arms!
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The feeling of warm and fragrant nephrite is so refreshing. I can feel the body temperature of the fragrant nephrite in my arms, which rises and falls with the breath of the wonderful person.
Xiaolong's hormones expanded rapidly and he responded immediately. He seemed to be in the clouds, as if he were in a fairyland.
The young girl felt the physical changes in Xiaolong's body and pushed him away, "Oh, kid, how brave are you? Are your teeth all straight? Is that thing long enough? Is it strong? You're just a brat.
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The woman was experienced and was naturally charming. Not only did she not blush, she boldly reached out and wanted to pick peaches for Xiaolong.
Now it was Xiaolong's turn to feel a little embarrassed. He quickly avoided Sanshe and said, "Sister, please don't touch me, she's very sensitive!"
"Wow, what a beauty!" At some point, the old man who was knocked away by the young girl suddenly appeared.
His two small black bean-like eyes stared maliciously at the beautiful buttocks tightly wrapped in a one-step skirt behind the beautiful woman, and he swallowed hard.
The plump roast chicken in his hand fell to the ground.
In the old man's heart, the beauty in his hand is far less drool-worthy than the beauty in front of him.
Xiaolong and the young girl turned around at the same time and saw an old man with a wretched face and drooling all over his face.
"It scared me to death. I thought you were dead!" The young girl was relieved.
"Old man, since you're not dead, everything is fine. I have something urgent to do. Goodbye!" The young girl turned around and was about to get into the sports car.
Unexpectedly, the old man chuckled and said, "Beauty, don't leave, let's chat for a while!" As he said that, the old man even deliberately shook his handsome hair, making it look really elegant.
Xiaolong could tell that the old man must have been a handsome guy when he was young. Although he is older now, he still has the capital to be "handsome".
Handsome old man!
The young girl sneered at him and still wanted to open the car door, but the old man rushed over and stopped her, "Hi, beauty, it's an honor to meet you!"
The old man tried his best to express himself in front of the beautiful woman. When he saw a fallen leaf on her head, he smiled and said: "Beauty, don't move, I will help you take off the leaf!"
With a casual and skillful movement, the old man made a stroke with two fingers of his right hand, and the leaves on the beauty's hair actually appeared in the old man's palm under his eyes.
Although the woman could not see this wonderful scene, Xiaolong was stunned. Could this be the legendary finger-twisting in martial arts novels!?
So the image of the old man suddenly became tall and mysterious in Xiaolong's heart! This old man was extraordinary, he must be an expert hermit!
The young girl chuckled, and the old man suddenly understood something, and then said: "Beauty, it's all the fault of that tree for floating the fallen leaves on your head. It's really disrespectful to the beauty. Let me teach it a lesson!"
The old man looked at the branch on the ground where the pheasant was being tested, and said with a smile: "I haven't used the dog-beating stick for many years, and today I am showing my shame in front of the beautiful woman!"
"Hahahaha, old man, do you think you are Hong Qigong? Have you watched too many martial arts movies?" The young girl was amused by the old man's serious and serious look!
"Hahahaha" the old man also laughed. He picked up the branch, walked slowly to the tree, and hit the tree hard. As a result, the branch was broken, but the tree was unharmed.
"Hahahaha! Old man, you are so funny! I won't play with you anymore!"
"Hahaha!" The old man also laughed.
However, the smile immediately froze on the face of the young girl. When the old man walked out of the big tree a few meters away, the tree suddenly fell down!
"Oh, mygod!" The young girl covered her lips and looked at him with incredible eyes, almost admiration. She suspected that this was a dream.
Xiaolong was breathing rapidly and was extremely excited. He knew that he had met a peerless master!
Now that the software in my brain is invalid, only the transformation software can be installed. However, after all, transformation software cannot solve the urgent need, why not learn some skills from this old man?
"Hey, what do you think? Beauty, be my girlfriend and I will teach you kung fu!" the old man said proudly.
"Old man, do you want to eat tender grass? I can be your girlfriend. Buy me a villa in a prime location! I will marry you!" the young girl said lightly.
The old man spread his hands in frustration and shrugged, "I have no money, I only have Kung Fu!"
"Tch, I want this young lady to have a good figure and good looks. As long as I want it, that rich man doesn't want to take it for himself? Is it necessary to learn kung fu? What good will it do to me if I learn kung fu?" The girl was proud of it.
smiled.
"How can you protect yourself from being violated by scoundrels?" The old man thought for a moment and replied.
"Haha, old man, you are already out! I won't talk to you anymore!"
After the young girl finished speaking, she got into the sports car, started the engine, and drove away!
"Hey, grandpa, can you look at me?" Xiaolong walked up to the old man with a smile.
"You -? Damn it! You call me grandpa, am I that old?" The old man was angry.
"Then what should I call you?" Xiaolong suddenly had an idea and smiled: "Call you uncle?"
"Why don't you understand? You are so stupid. I never teach idiots to learn Kung Fu! Do you hear me calling you brother? By the way, my surname is Dugu, and my last name is Hong. You can call me brother Dugu!"
"Dugu Hong?" Xiaolong thought in his mind: "A combination of Dugu Qiubai and Hong Qigong? Holy shit, that's awesome."
"Okay, no problem, hello, Brother Duguhong!" Xiaolong flattered shamelessly with a playful smile.
"That's right, little brother, do you know? I'm a seven-times-a-night man! I'm in great shape!" the old man praised himself.
"Hey, brother Dugu, I believe in you. You are really good. By the way, what did you think about this matter just now? Shall I learn Kung Fu from you?"
"You -? No, you are not a beauty. What good will it do me if I teach you kung fu? If I don't teach you, I won't teach you!" Old Man Duguhong refused firmly!
"Actually, that woman is my sister. As long as you teach me kung fu, I will find a way for you to get my sister!" Xiaolong had an idea and said shamelessly.
"Uh-? It seems reasonable!" The old man was thoughtful! He was walking back and forth in front of Xiaolong, thinking about things!
"You can rest assured. As long as you are willing to teach me kung fu, I promise to let you get her! Did you know? My sister is a hot commodity, very charming."
The old man swallowed hard and seemed to have made a decision, "Okay! As long as you can let your sister accompany me, old man, I will teach you Kung Fu!"
Saying goodbye to the handsome old man who was romantic, chic and wretched, Xiaolong ran a long distance before finding the bus.
It’s unbelievable that there are hidden martial arts masters in this humble place!
What’s even more incredible is that the bus was actually overcrowded!
After Xiaolong swiped his card, he squeezed in as hard as he could, as if he had squeezed onto the "Jade Girl Peak" of a tall beauty. It was soft and very elastic.
Then there was a burst of curses: "Little bastard, have you been shot? Hurry up and be reincarnated!"
You little kid? I’m an adult, okay?
Xiaolong glanced at the seats in the front row of the bus, where several non-elderly people were sitting.
But there was an old woman standing in front of him.
Do you still have a sense of public morality?
Chapter completed!