Chapter 470: Unruly Cousin
My mother heard her niece's unwelcome voiceover, sighed slightly, and asked, "Xiaoru, is your dad okay?"
"Thanks to you, aunt, my father is doing well. He is in high spirits during happy events. He is currently receiving his sister and has no time to come over!"
Fang Xiaoru's words made her confused. She was receiving his sister? My brother only has one sister, me?
Seeing her aunt's doubts, Fang Xiaoru explained the reason: "My father recognized her as my god-sister. Although she is my god-sister, my relationship is better than that of my biological sister. She is so kind to me. I have always regarded her as my biological aunt!"
My mother had an embarrassed expression on her face, and at the same time she felt a little sour in her heart.
"Hey, cousin, I also regard you as my cousin. No, you are my cousin, hehe!" Seeing his mother's embarrassment, Xiaolong chatted up with a smile.
"Hey, isn't this cousin Xiaolong? Where is my cousin going to school now!" Fang Xiaoru asked with a hidden smile.
"Hey, it's the No. 1 Noble High School in this city!"
"Aristocratic? High school?"
Fang Xiaoru repeated, and then deliberately laughed so hard that she couldn't stand up straight, "Hahaha. Noble? My cousin's family background, cousin's temperament, and cousin's appearance don't look like nobility. Hahahaha, I'm laughing to death!
Even if a chicken enters the Phoenix Circle, he cannot escape the fate of being slaughtered. A chicken will always be a chicken, hahahaha!"
"Hey, where does my cousin go to school?" Xiaolong asked calmly.
"What a coincidence, I also go to Noble High School, but it's the Second Noble High School. We're in a different school and I'm a sophomore in high school!" Fang Xiaoru said.
"Hey, my cousin is right. Even if a chicken enters the Phoenix Circle, she will not be able to escape the fate of being slaughtered. A chicken will always be a chicken, it will only quack, it can't lay its own eggs, and it will laugh at other chickens!
"
"You——!" Fang Xiaoru was annoyed!
"Cousin, are you okay? What's wrong with you?" Xiaolong asked knowingly.
"Humph! Come with me!" Fang Xiaoru rolled her eyes at her mother.
Entering the romantic and warm banquet hall and passing the wedding stage, Fang Xiaoru took them to sit at a large round table. There was a round glass turntable on the table, and on the turntable were drinks, melons and fruits.
The banquet hall was bustling with friends and relatives who came to attend the wedding. Waiters and waiters stood around the banquet hall, waiting for guests at any time.
Jay Chou's song was played at the wedding: I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, so I turned my mood into a song, so I had to go to the rooftop to find another dream.
There are ten people sitting at each banquet table, and there are already nine people sitting at Xiaolong's table.
Except for his cousin Fang Xiaoru and his parents, Xiaolong didn't know anyone else.
But it seemed that Fang Xiaoru knew them and chatted happily with them.
Among these people, there were also parents who brought their children. Opposite Xiaolong was a peer with a violin in his hand.
"Haha, Xiaoru, who are these? Please introduce them!" Mom said with a smile.
"Oh, I forgot." Fang Xiaoru pointed to the man beside the violin, "Uncle Dong, my father's friend, is also an executive on the board of directors!"
Then he pointed to the woman on the other side of the violin, Uncle Dong’s lover, Aunt Zhang!
Then Fang Xiaoru pointed to an old man wearing glasses and said: My father's noble man, Grandpa Dai, was thanks to his willingness to borrow a sum of money from my father. Without his help, there would be no Fang family's aquatic products group.
Having said this, my parents felt a little embarrassed.
After introducing Grandpa Dai, Fang Xiaoru pointed to a young man and said: Brother He, Boss He, my father’s biggest customer, owns 13 restaurant chain stores in this city!
"Everyone who has a cat is a rich man!" Xiaolong thought to himself!
"Haha, hello everyone, I am Xuebing's sister. My nephew is getting married today. Thank you all for coming to the wedding. Let's eat and drink well, haha!" Mom said with a smile.
"Sister?"
"Sister?"
All the guests at the table were puzzled, and even Boss He said, "Didn't I hear from Director Fang that he doesn't have a biological sister?"
"Yes, Director Fang only has one god-sister, Sister Li. He doesn't have a biological sister!" said the violinist's father.
"This, this" Mom became embarrassed again, and Fang Xiaoru explained with a smile of incomprehension: "My family's aquatic products company has grown bigger, so my former aunt came here!"
Seeing that Fang Xiaoru didn't want to see her biological aunt, the violinist's mother said sarcastically: "Oh, that's it!"
Seeing that Zhang Ming's father remained silent, he asked: "What does this elder brother do?"
"Oh, I own a fast food restaurant!"
"Fast food restaurant?" Violin's hateful mother raised her voice deliberately. In her opinion, a fast food restaurant is a small business, and it must not be a wealthy person.
Then she laughed twice and stopped talking!
"Haha" Dad laughed dryly.
Damn it, this is clearly a group attack!
Xiaolong was unconvinced, "Hey, auntie, that brother is your son!"
"Well, it's my son! He is in the third year of high school. He is very smart. He is proficient in all kinds of music, chess, calligraphy and painting, and his grades are excellent in all subjects. I originally thought that he holds the violin because he is a student with special talents and is not good at cultural classes, but unexpectedly...
He is an all-rounder!”
When Xiaolong heard this, he was about to change the topic, but unexpectedly the most terrifying thing happened!
I just heard the aunt ask provocatively: "Son, what high school do you go to?"
"Haha, I'm also a senior in high school, auntie!" Xiaolong braced himself to deal with it.
"Oh? What a coincidence? How are your grades?" Auntie asked.
Xiaolong was ashamed, dripping with cold sweat, and said shamelessly: No. 1 in the school!
Seeing Xiaolong's guilty look, Fang Xiaorou suspected that he was lying, so she smiled and said: "Wow, my cousin's grades are really good. Cousin, my cousin wants to ask my cousin a question."
"Hehe!" Xiaolong, who thought he was omnipotent, could not answer Tiantian's calls this time, and he could only ask the question: Cousin, please tell me!
"Well, it's a Chinese language question. There is a sentence: lively. It's made like this, go to work, bitch! The above is an example. Then please ask your cousin to make a sentence using the word bride. I will give my cousin 30 seconds.
"Bride, bride, how the hell do you make it?" Xiaolong thought hard, and he was confused. Who invented it? It's so difficult to make sentences in this way!
"The air is fresh today, madam, let's go for an outing!" Violin blurted out!
"Haha, it's so interesting. Sister, your child is so smart!" my mother praised!
Xiaolong lowered his head depressedly.
"Haha, yes, his grades are very good, he is really the first in the school! He has a perfect score in composition, he is very talented in literature, and he is also top-notch in science, but he also plays the violin and piano well. We are now
I’m thinking about letting him apply for a major in Chinese language and literature, or an art-type major!”
"Haha, cousin, make one!" Fang Xiaoru still refused to let Xiaolong go.
Seeing Xiaolong's smiling and calm expression, Fang Xiaoru admired his psychological quality from the bottom of her heart. This guy is really thick-skinned.
"Haha, cousin Xiaolong, didn't you say that your grades are number one in the school? What? You are number one in the school and you can't even write a sentence. This is too unreasonable!"
"Oh, Xiaolong, you bastard, why do you always lie?" his mother scolded him.
"Hey, I'm just kidding, my grades are actually the first in the class!" Xiaolong was still shameless and boastful!
"Hahahaha, I think No. 1 Noble High School has no talent left. People like this can be ranked first in the class! Hahaha!" Fang Xiaoru laughed unbridled.
"Hehe, it's the countdown!" Xiaolong laughed.
"Puch!" The violinist's mother almost spat out the melon seeds she had eaten, and said sarcastically: "Sister, your child is so naughty! You don't blush at all when you tell lies. As the saying goes, a person has to be self-aware.
, your child——!”
The topic suddenly changed. He touched the head of the violin and showed off: "My child is so good. Come on, my child, let me play a song for everyone!"
"Okay!" Violin stood up and bowed to Xiaolong and others as usual, "Hello, uncles and aunts, I will play "Ave Maria" for everyone.
The violin was played skillfully.
The melody displayed in front of people seems to be Leonardo da Vinci's portrait of the Virgin.
The melody has clear lines, deep and smooth lines, strong emotions, rigorous rhythm, and deeply touches people's hearts with its piety and sincerity.
Xiaolong showed a disdainful expression and thought to himself: "It sounds so ugly, what is this!"
After the performance, Grandpa Dai, an old man who knew how to play the violin, clapped his hands and said, "Yes, yes, this child is talented. He can play at such a level at such a young age that he is already among the best among his peers!"
Then he turned his head slightly, glanced at the playful little dragon, and couldn't help but sigh in disappointment: Hey, the same children are sitting together to eat, there is such a big gap!
"Grandpa Dai, in fact, a child's growth depends entirely on family lessons. Parents are the child's first teachers. If the parents' education fails, the child will be naughty, unreasonable, and most importantly, mentally retarded and brain-dead!"
Fang Xiaoru's sentences are thorny.
Firstly, he mocked his uncle and aunt, and secondly, he scolded Xiaolong. It was really like killing two birds with one stone!
My parents were a little embarrassed. They came here to settle their old feud and not want to argue with their niece.
But then again, the couple is busy with the fast food restaurant business and has no time to supervise and educate their son. If you think about it, you also have responsibilities!
"Well, that's quite right!" As he spoke, the tenth guest at the table came slowly, it was Du Junli.
She slowly sat down on an empty chair and said, "Do you mind if I sit here? I don't know anyone in this entire banquet hall except Xiaoru. Haha, I'm sorry!"
"Haha, I don't mind, I don't mind!" Everyone said with a smile.
"Sister Li, you are so beautiful today!" Fang Xiaoru said sweetly, and then she asked to change places with Boss He so that she could be next to Du Junli.
After changing positions, Fang Xiaoru said again: "Sister Li, my sister-in-law has already owned a famous flower. When will your famous flower be picked and taken away too?"
Du Junli blushed and smiled sheepishly: "You can't rush this kind of thing!"
Chapter completed!