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Ordered to enter Beijing 1

Fatty Gao sat on the half tombstone in the middle of the barren grave, looking up at the cold moonlight and shedding two lines of tears: "Brother, when do you think this kind of day will end?"

Xie Bangui smoked a dry cigarette: "Wait until the day you are no longer afraid of ghosts?"

Fatty Gao finally broke out: "Bullshit, that bitch Yu Xian has been scaring me for half a month. The more she scares me, the more scared I become. If this continues, I will be scared to death by her, or I will be scared crazy! You

Do you know what she did to me last night? Last night..."

Last night, the poor Gao Fatty had his acupoints tapped by Yu Xian and was thrown on a gorgeous big bed. There were two female corpses with graceful figures and delicate faces in the bed! Gao Gao had two snow-white jade arms wrapped around his neck.

The fat man's face turned pale with fright, and he looked down at his neck as much as possible, fearing that the female corpse would squeeze him to death with his hands.

Yu Xian pointed her finger at the tall fat man's forehead and said, "Tilt your head! If you continue like this, your neck will easily become stiff."

Fatty Gao begged: "Just let me go! As long as I don't sleep on this bed, I won't have a stiff neck no matter how I sleep!"

Yu Xian said displeasedly: "Lian'er worked so hard to collect these two female corpses! If I wanted to just throw two red-haired zombies onto your bed, wouldn't it be easier? If you don't like it, I'll do it right away.

How about asking Lian'er to come up with two red-haired zombies?"

Fatty Gao gritted his teeth and said, "No... no need..."

Yu Xian joked: "Hey! Fatty, why do you seem a little unhappy? Such a beautiful scene is not something ordinary people can enjoy!"

"Oh my god! I'm being hugged by two corpses now!" Fatty Gao exploded: "They all say that 'warm bags only reflect lust', but I've never heard of anyone who can go to the guillotine and still think without a knife on their neck.

That's the thing. If there is such a person, then he is not only a pervert, but also a lunatic. Is there any difference between me now and standing on the guillotine? Can't you think normally? "

"To deal with extraordinary people, you should do extraordinary things. Ordinary people, ordinary people, ordinary people!" Yu Xian said three "ordinary people" in a row and left without looking back.

As soon as Yu Xian left, Fatty Gao pulled his neck and shouted: "Brother, sister, two uncles, old money, come and save me!"

"What are you shouting for?" Mei Xin'er walked up to the tall fat man with her hands behind her back.

"Old sister. I know that old sister is the best!" Fatty Gao was overjoyed: "Hurry up and let go of brother. Brother will treat you to dinner tomorrow!"

Mei Xin'er smiled like a naughty kitten: "I just figured it out this morning, what's the matter with the hammer you talked about that day?"

Fatty Gao's face turned pale: "That's what I'm talking about..."

"Pah!" Mei Xin'er put a spiritual talisman on the fat man's chest and turned around to leave.

"Sister, what are you posting?"

"Soul-attracting charm!"

"It's wicked! Sister, you can't do this!"

Mei Xin'er left, but she didn't forget to lock the door before leaving.

"What is the soul attracting talisman? Don't use it for..." The more Fatty Gao thought about it, the more frightened he became. He always felt like there was a pair of eyes staring at him in the empty room. Just when he wanted to open his eyes and take a look,

They made eye contact with a figure with long hair covering his face floating in the air.

Fatty Gao was scared to death: "You...you...what are you doing floating above me?"

The figure shouted with infinite resentment: "Then why are you hugging me and moving my body to the bed? Let go of my body -"
Chapter completed!
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