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trouble 2

Xie Bangui walked to the picture of a tired bird returning to the forest hanging on Feng Yao's left side, pointed to the poem on the picture and read in a low voice: "Looking at the mountains from a distance, they are colorful, and hearing the water up close is silent. When spring is gone, the flowers are still there, and when people come, the birds are not surprised."

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"Oh!" Xie Bangui said in surprise: "This poem is clearly talking about Mr. Wang and Mrs. Fengyao!"

"Nonsense!" Han Yang yelled angrily: "This song has nothing to do with my mentor..."

"You have to look at the deeper meaning!" Xie Bangui showed a look of contempt: "Looking at the mountains from a distance, I'm talking about the second lady. Looking from a distance and looking up close, the country is beautiful and fragrant."

Feng Yao was naturally elated when someone praised her face to face, and she pursed her lips and smiled secretly. But what Xie Bangui said later was not right: "The person Shui Wusheng was talking about was Mr. Wang. You have to understand that when a man urinates, it is not the norm when he is young.

If you wear it three feet long, and as you get older, you may not be able to water even half a foot with a favorable wind. If you don’t hear the water at a close distance, it’s silent!”

Xie Bangui shook his head and said: "As for the saying that spring has gone and the flowers are still there, but the birds are not frightened when people come, it is easier to explain. The birds are not frightened anymore, but the people who come to the first camp are of no use."

"Hahahaha..." Jinyi Tan suddenly burst into laughter and knocked the table loudly: "Yes, yes, if you think about it carefully, this is really what happened!"

The tall fat man was even more narrow-minded: "I'm not afraid of 'birds are not scared when people come', but what I'm afraid of is 'birds stay in the trees by the pond, and the monk (sheng) pushes the moon and comes down the door'!"

Chen Ergou said deliberately: "Why do I think it's a 'monk knocking on the door under the moon'?"

Fatty Gao scratched his neck and said: "You are an amateur at this. You have never stolen someone else's wife in the middle of the night. How can you have an affair and shout twice with a gong? You must have pushed the door open and entered."

"You, you..." Wang Bogu rolled his eyes in anger.

Han Yang shouted sternly: "You spoke filthy words and slandered my mentor. It is simply an insult to gentlemen. Kneel down and kowtow to me immediately to apologize, otherwise..."

"What?"

Wang Bogu was so angry that Xie Bangui was so angry that he followed his words and asked: "When did I say such a thing? If you don't explain it to me today, I will definitely find you to be punished by a superior officer.

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Xie Bangui pointed to the words on the wall of the living room and said, "You wrote this poem, right?" The new lyrics of your own are the most charming. Feng Yao sang in a low voice and I played the flute. At the end of the song, we passed the Songling Road and looked back at the Yanbo Fourteenth Bridge.

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Wang Bogu said angrily: "So what?"

"That's right!" Xie Bangui clapped his hands and said, "If I'm not mistaken, the second lady was given to you by your friend in Hangzhou, right?"

"So what?"

"That's more right! Ahem..." Xie Bangui cleared his throat and said: "What this poem says is that as soon as you and Feng Yao got on the boat, you took care of Feng Yao! After you finished, you turned around and

Look, haha, the boat has crossed fourteen bridges. If you cross ten bridges on the Yangtze River,

Four bridges, I admire you. In Hangzhou, there is only one bridge in three or five steps..., tsk tsk... Just count it in five steps, four, five, twenty, one, five, five, so you only need seventy steps and you're done.

Well, taking a boat and walking 70 steps isn’t just an escape?”

Fatty Gao added slowly: "It's a smooth journey back from Hangzhou..."

"Nonsense!" Chen Ergou also became more energetic: "Why do I think you haven't stood up after more than seventy steps?"

"Hahahaha..." Jinyi sattan laughed wildly and almost lifted the roof of the house.

Feng Yao covered her face and ran away crying. Wang Bogu was so angry that he rolled his eyes and passed out on the spot. There was another burst of excitement in the hall. Xie Bangui pulled up the tall fat man and ran away. The two of them still

Before he could run back to the Zhenfu Division, he was overtaken by Jin Yi and forced him to have a drink. It wasn't until the next day that he found out that Wang Bogu had suffered a stroke.

As soon as the Wang family filed a lawsuit with the Zhenfu Division, they were still angry and took the lawsuit directly to the imperial court. It seemed that Qingliu also wanted to take the opportunity to punish Jin Yiwei.

Fatty Gao was so frightened that he couldn't close his mouth for a long time: "This time it's too big."
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