The moment Fatty Gao pushed open the coffin, the first thing he saw was countless military horses galloping past him. He saw the galloping horses leaping over the coffin he was holding and galloping away into the distance.

.Seeing the soldiers' crossbow arrows, which were as dense as a rainstorm, streaking past his ears, rushing towards the charging enemy troops. Seeing the rumble of the chariot running over his coffin, smashing into pieces in the enemy formation.

At this moment, Fatty Gao seemed to be on a battlefield where thousands of troops were fighting desperately. Everything seemed extremely real, but also illusory and dreamlike.

Looking around, between the vast heaven and earth, iron halberds are like the sea, swords are like waves, spears are like forests, sharp arrows are like rain, there are endless soldiers, generals are like clouds, murderous intent gathers into the wind roaring the heaven and earth. The elite divisions are beating the drums of war.

Driven by the force, it was like a violent tsunami, shaking one place in an instant.

The boiling blood, bloody cold light, folded weapons, and overturned horses wiped away the remaining rationality and killed the consciousness of survival. Countless soldiers instinctively competed to devour them like wild beasts. Even if the blood has been drained, they still have to use it.

The remaining bones blocked the charging enemy. Even if the flesh turned to ashes, they would continue to fight for life and death with the undying original god... Tens of thousands of overdrawn lives were destroyed in every huge cry of death.

The unseen soldiers and horses suffered all casualties in just a few moments, and the sky and the earth fell into deathly silence. Only a black sea of ​​blood was left mixed with broken limbs floating on the battlefield, and the torn battle flag moved without the wind, announcing

Towards the end of the war...

The tall fat man seemed to have been abandoned in a mountain of corpses and a river of blood. His body was stiff and squinting as he stared at the broken battle flag that was hunting in the distance.

Soon after, the back of a woman appeared in front of him. Although it was just a back, this back seemed to be loved by all the gods and demons in the world, and all the beauties in the world were concentrated on her body.

Even a single strand of hair seems to have been carefully crafted by a skilled craftsman...,

She was like a dream, a perfect dream, lingering in Fatty Gao's heart. Fatty Gao forgot about the pain and looked at the woman infatuatedly.

The woman suddenly turned around and stretched out her arms to the fat man: "Your Majesty, do you still remember this place? We met here in our previous life..."

"I...I..." The fat man held the woman tightly in his arms.

The woman's hands around the fat man's neck lost their tender flesh at a speed that could be seen, turning into two sinister claws. The woman's sharp fingertips pressed against the back of the fat man's head. But the fat man whispered

: "I want to tell you a secret."

The woman retracted her ghost claw and said, "What secret?"

"The Taoist priest from Longhu Mountain said that I was a pig in my previous life!"

"What?"

The woman's exclamation died down, and a burst of blood-colored energy suddenly burst out from the tall fat man's body. The woman flew backwards like a leaf caught in an angry flame, her whole body burned into a ball of fire in the air, and her exquisite skin was instantly engulfed in the flames.

It turned into fly ash, and the only remaining skeleton fell several feet away and was scattered in the mountain of corpses and sea of ​​blood.

The tall fat man held the edge of the coffin with his hand and cursed loudly: "Damn it, Your Majesty, fuck your grandma, she didn't even get rid of the smell of corpses, yet you dare to come and hug your fat man..."

Fatty Gao's curses gradually became indistinct, and finally turned into a pig's cry. Fatty Gao was frightened to death by the pig's cry coming from his mouth. He subconsciously looked down and saw something in his hands.

It turned into a pig's paw. What's worse is that the coffin it contained just now turned into a pig's trough with half a piece of steamed bun floating in it.

"How could this happen?" Fatty knew what he was talking about in his heart, and all that was left in his ears was the harsh pig cry.

Suddenly, a cold light flashed across the fat man's eyes. It was someone walking towards him with a butcher's knife: "Hurry up and tie up the fat pig and carry it to the case. And over there, clean the basin for collecting blood."

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"Tie your grandpa up!" The tall fat man kicked the ground with his hind hooves. The man or pig, like a cannonball, flew out several feet and hit the butcher's belly. The pig, which weighed hundreds of kilograms, directly pressed on the other man.

Seeing the bloody arrow in the butcher's mouth spurting out more than a foot high, there was only outgoing air and no incoming air.

But the tall fat man didn't intend to let him go, so he opened his big mouth and bit down on the butcher's throat. The yellow pig teeth bit into the other man's neck, and he tore back violently, even tearing off the butcher's Adam's apple.

"If you want to eat my flesh, I'll eat your flesh first!" The tall fat man who was chirping suddenly froze: "Why can I speak human language again?"

"Grandpa, you are dreaming again!"

"Who did you call grandpa?" Fatty Gao looked at the little guy in front of him who called him grandpa with a milky voice. He was suddenly stunned. Why is this kid so similar to him? Not only does he look similar, but his accent and eyes are just like him.

A little tall fat guy.

The child stamped his feet and shouted: "Grandma, come on! Grandpa is sleeping silly."

"This old and immortal thing doesn't sleep all day long. He just daydreams. Let's see how I will deal with him today..."

The old lady at the door, with her hair tied up in a bun, holding a piece of chicken feathers in her hand, and with a body that could almost rival the fat man, looked familiar, but the fat man just couldn't remember who she was.

Got it!

After a long time, he stammered: "Auntie, who are you!"

"Aunt? Go to your grandma's aunt?" The old lady put her hands on her hips and pointed at the tall fat man's nose and cursed: "You call me aunt, do you think you dislike me for being old? Are you attracted to the little vixen outside? I'm a dish fairy.

When Xiao Cai married you, she was a flower of the secret government. Now that she has given birth to seven or eight sons for you, she feels that I am getting old..."

"Stop!" Fatty Gao went crazy. This was Xiao Cai, the dish fairy. She married him and gave birth to a bunch of sons and grandsons.

Fatty Gao felt as if his heart was about to pop out of his chest. The sweat on his head was pouring out in layers, and his mouth was opening and closing like a fish out of water. He just couldn't say anything.

Half a word.

"Are you yelling at me? I can't live this life..." The old lady sat down on the ground and burst into tears. She held the fat man's thighs with both hands and banged her head against him: "I'll beat you to death.

Beat me to death, I must die in your hands today..."

"Stop... don't..." The tall fat man felt that his eyes were black and his limbs were weak, and he sat down opposite the old lady.

"Grandpa, be careful..." The few children who ran over to help the fat man put their white and tender little hands on the fat man's shoulders, and suddenly grew several times stronger, tightly clasping the fat man's arms like several steel hoops.

The old lady suddenly stretched out a claw and grabbed the fat man's throat.

"Hey!" The tall fat man spurted out a breath of vitality from under his tongue in a hurry. The force was comparable to that of a strong bow and crossbow. He hit the old lady on the face less than a foot away, instantly knocking her head off.

It exploded to pieces.

Then the scene in front of Fatty's eyes instantly distorted and disappeared from his field of vision.

"Hahahahaha..."

The tall fat man was staring at the vast empty land in a daze when he heard a burst of unbridled laughter. Looking back following the sound, the first thing he saw was a towering ancient tree, and a little further down was the body in white hanging on the branch of the tree.

A female corpse with disheveled hair. Lying near the root of the tree was a golden-armored military general whose body had been pierced by seven sharp swords and nailed to the tree. The maniacal laughter came from the mouth of the golden-armored military general.

The golden-armored general pointed at the female corpse and laughed loudly: "Dream Eater, this is the worst time you've ever suffered, right? You were beaten three times in a row by a young boy. If I were you, I would destroy my soul immediately, lest I

a shame."

"Humph——" The Dream Eater hanging on the tree gave the fat man a fierce look, then hung on the tree and spun around half a circle, leaving the fat man with his back.

The golden-armored general was not about to let go of an opportunity to amuse him: "Boy, how did you lose the dream-eating demon? That guy's ability to fight alone is average, but his ability to charm people with dreams is one of a kind."

"The most famous thing about her is that she is the first person you see to see the bloody sea. If you were to replace it, most people would have been frightened by the bloody battle of thousands of armies. Even if you can calm down, when you see the beauty like a dream, your spirit will be relaxed and you will fall into beauty.

I can’t help myself. It’s better for you to say that you were a pig in your previous life, which in turn frightened the dream-eating demon.”

The golden-armored general patted his thigh and said: "The Dream Eater suffered a loss and turned you into a pig. However, she didn't expect that pigs can bite people. In the end, she still found the thing you feared most, how could you do this?

Afraid of women.",

"Everyone has something to be afraid of, what's the matter?" Fatty Gao argued confidently: "Fat man is just an ugly old woman who is afraid of making trouble unreasonably and wallowing in mischief, that's not okay!"

"Okay!" the golden-armored general said seriously: "What you fear most is that the woman you love will turn into an ugly old woman who only knows how to act mischievously? Otherwise, I won't scare you to the point where your limbs become weak and your whole body becomes weak.

degree."

Seeing the tall fat man drooping his head in despair, the golden-armored general lost no time in asking: "Boy, how did you see through that woman in the sea of ​​blood?"

Fatty Gao didn't even think about it: "My father said, don't be confused by beautiful things. You must know that there may be poisonous snakes under the flowers, and even beautiful women can get hemorrhoids!"

The golden-armored general was stunned for a moment, then laughed wildly: "Hahahaha, brilliant, brilliant, you are really weird! If he can come in, I will definitely have a drink with him."

The dream-eating demon's eyes were red with anger: "Just wait for me. When I recover my skills, I will make sure that you can't live without dying."

"You can chew my hair!" Fatty Gao said angrily: "You're such a big girl, hanging on a tree and letting people lie under the tree to look at your underwear, I would have been so embarrassed."

"You——" The soul-eating demon's long hair suddenly fell apart, half floating in the air like a snake dancing wildly.

Fatty Gao picked up the weapon without hesitation, and opened his stance with the halberd-fingered Soul-Eating Demon La.

"Don't be nervous!" The golden-armored general said slowly: "Her dream magic skill can only be used three times. If it is used more than once, it won't work. It will take a while to kill you."

"What do you mean?" Before the soul-devouring demon finished roaring, he suddenly felt a chill all over his body, and screamed frantically: "Beast, I'll kill you!"

The golden-armored general was dumbfounded by the tall fat man who picked up Dream Eater's skirt with his halberd, and was speechless for a long time.

But Fatty Gao sneered heartlessly: "Isn't that what it is? Is there anything good to see? How long have you been watching it? Are you not tired of it?"

The golden-armored general raised his thumb and said, "You are cruel! You are not afraid that she will kill you."

"Don't worry, I'll kill him first before he kills me." Fatty Gao looks reckless but he's not stupid at all. According to his deduction, there should be thousands of "gu worms" in a voodoo cup. Now until now

If you see two of them, you can only say that neither of them can do anything to the other, or they can't bear to kill the other.

If the first inference is correct, it would be better. If the second inference is true, then he can only be prepared to fight one against two.

Fatty Gao's move was nothing more than a test of the reaction of the golden-armored general.

"You fat man looks honest and honest, but in fact you are very cunning!" The golden-armored general obviously saw through the fat man's thoughts and said: "To tell you the truth, there used to be countless monsters in this place. Now I have killed them all. Leave her alone."

I only came down here to relieve my boredom, otherwise I would not look too bored."

The fat man's eyes widened: "Then hang her up and look at her underwear."

"Can you pull your head out from under her skirt?" The golden-armored general was really angry: "The Dream Eater is very cunning. If I don't tie her up, where will I find someone?"

"Then you are really nailed to the root of the tree and can't get up?" Fatty saw the other party's unkind expression and immediately changed his words, "Then why don't you kill her and go out by yourself?"
To be continued...